Damn, bad luck fucking my wife
 

My wifey went out with the girls and the guys stayed in with the kids and gamed all night. Well, my wife came home all drunk saying that she wanted me to fuck her BAD (she always gets wild when she's drunk). So she's sitting by me on the couch, whips out my cock, starts sucking on it for a minute, then takes off her pants and spreads out on the couch, I go between her legs and start kissing her and start rubbing her wet pussy and right when I pulled her panties to the side to stick my cock in, she says that she's not feeling good and ran into the bathroom because she had to puke.

Well, she didn't end up puking, but now she's passed out on the couch and I'm stuck staying up for a while unsatisfied to make sure that she's gonna be ok.

The things you do for love :disgust

bang her while shes passed out

lol... dude you should have been faster :)

wasted too much time man.... she wanted the dick bad, she was in hopes of skippin the foreplay.... damn you suck at reading drunk girls :upsidedow

I know how it is... next time its your turn

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

right! :pimp

it's a real life... thats all.

Ha ha ha, thanks for the comments people. I think that I'll have to take your advice next time and jump right into it :) It's VERY rare that she passes out though, so I never would've thought that, she acted like she usually acts when she gets home drunk, then boom, she got knocked for a loop.

I guess that I still have the option to go over and fuck her while she's passed out, he he he. When you have 3 kids and have been together for 15 years, you certainly don't get it as often as the old days, ha ha ha.

masturbation is the key

No, the key of this thread is: 0wn3d

:banana

That's weird, because she performed like a wild banshee for all the guys that pulled a train on her earlier tonight ("she always gets wild when she's drunk").

She must have been plum tuckered out (but hey, given the circumstances, that's not your fault).

Better luck next time.

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Jerk off on her.....

then post pics :thumbsup

we need pics

do as u please..but post a pic! heeh

Fuck... no love for you tonight man!

hahahahaha gfy cracks me up :1orglaugh