Would you give up one of YOUR BALLS for $500,000 - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 05-18-2005, 05:54 PM

You can still cum and shit with one ball. Would you give one of those mother fuckers up for a half mill?

smack · 05-18-2005, 05:56 PM

if i were to get a prosthtetic one in it's place. i might even give them both up, i have no interest in having children.

smack · 05-18-2005, 05:56 PM

although teabagging would never be the same.

nofx · 05-18-2005, 06:00 PM

fuck yes.

then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.

Spunky · 05-18-2005, 06:01 PM

Sure..they just get in the way anyways

Juicy D. Links · 05-18-2005, 06:01 PM

not for 500k thats too little.

I would do it for 20 mil then buy a prosthetic testicle

Harmon · 05-18-2005, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

fuck yes.

then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.

Why would you waste the $100,000 to get your ball back? It's going to be a dead nut.... just let the mother fuckers keep it and dave a hundred grand

Fresh · 05-18-2005, 06:02 PM

Consider it done

nofx · 05-18-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Why would you waste the $100,000 to get your ball back? It's going to be a dead nut.... just let the mother fuckers keep it and dave a hundred grand

i wouldnt want my ball back, i'd just kill the person(s) who removed it for the fuck of it.

Mike Okitch · 05-18-2005, 06:04 PM

I wonder who would want to buy that.

Are you buying?

FunForOne · 05-18-2005, 06:05 PM

paypal or epassporte?

jonpotz · 05-18-2005, 06:05 PM

i'll give up my ball for 500 grand.

2 for 850,000$.

icq me if you wanna make it happen.

Harmon · 05-18-2005, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FunForOne

paypal or epassporte?

WU

ProjectNaked · 05-18-2005, 06:11 PM

I sale balls cheap....

(sold!...where's my money!)

AVM · 05-18-2005, 06:19 PM

No.

Why would I do that for $500k, when I can easily generate the same for myself (with no contest)- and keep the "pair" in tact. I could see if this was some unachievable monetary sum, to spice up this hypothetical question. But fuck, $500k? The bar is set to low imo.

Bird · 05-18-2005, 06:26 PM

hell no

After Shock Media · 05-18-2005, 06:28 PM

Yes as long as the replaced it with a lube dispensor.

GatorB · 05-18-2005, 06:41 PM

Well I'm not really using them much now and I reduce my chances of ball cancer. Is that $500K AFTER taxes or before?

keyboard warrior · 05-18-2005, 06:44 PM

1 million will do

sickkittens · 05-18-2005, 06:45 PM

You can shit with your balls?

swedguy · 05-18-2005, 06:51 PM

Definitely. I have no use for them anyway

Wiggles · 05-18-2005, 07:25 PM

yeah for 500,000 i would, just get a replacement one so i don't look lopsided.

Antonio · 05-18-2005, 07:42 PM

when I'm in my late 70s I might think about it

Doctor Dre · 05-18-2005, 07:44 PM

Most likely yes

woj · 05-18-2005, 08:00 PM

I would have to do some research on it, but if it causes no irreversible damage, then sure why not.

sumphatpimp · 05-18-2005, 08:03 PM

NO!
I only have one left and you ain't getting it.
its mine!!!!!

Hornydog4cooter · 05-18-2005, 08:06 PM

Haha great idea im gonna throw this up on ebay and see how many bids i get...

reynold · 05-18-2005, 08:21 PM

Hmmm...Show me the $500,000 first....

BoogieCFZ · 05-18-2005, 08:47 PM

i'd not only sell you the nut but the exclusive rights to film the surgery and interviews and shit about it.

You'd get a lot for your 500k ;)

Snake Doctor · 05-18-2005, 08:51 PM

Sure, Hitler only had one testicle and look at what he was able to accomplish.

runaway · 05-19-2005, 01:06 AM

yeah.... i got some old...basketballs n baseballs lying around

Phoenix · 05-19-2005, 01:09 AM

maybe 3 million or so..cash

oberheimer · 05-19-2005, 01:13 AM

Im not selling a ball for 500k no way. It's a part of me. I would feel that im missing something

rounders · 05-19-2005, 01:17 AM

hahahahah

gecko · 05-19-2005, 02:24 AM

Cash up front... I'll strongly consider it

EROTEEK · 05-19-2005, 03:58 AM

ummmm...can a girl enter this lucrative venture? i might have an unlimited amount of balls to sell...

hvidlogspusher · 05-19-2005, 04:01 AM

meybe... i would consider it

Vitasoy · 05-19-2005, 04:50 AM

Some people are born with one nut... so sure why not.

pradaboy · 05-19-2005, 04:50 AM

are you buying?

e-mail me at [email protected]

xclusive · 05-19-2005, 04:52 AM

No doubt I already had my 2 kids

SquireMD · 05-19-2005, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

You can still cum and shit with one ball. Would you give one of those mother fuckers up for a half mill?

you shit from your balls? ewwwwwww

pradaboy · 05-19-2005, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

fuck yes.

then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.

That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard, first you willingly sell your ball and then you use 20% of the sum to kill the person you sold it to?

Good move, I hear you can do nice things with $400K in prison

Steve · 05-19-2005, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

fuck yes.

then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.

what makes you think it costs $100,000 to take somebody out?

Extreme Robyn · 05-19-2005, 06:45 AM

If I was a man I would

Nicky · 05-19-2005, 06:51 AM

I would do it, but I want to have some kind of prostetic one in return

MrVids · 05-19-2005, 07:15 AM

yep, w/out a doubt. things are too fuckin big anyway, it's a burdeon to lug em both around.

MandyBlake · 05-19-2005, 07:40 AM

if i had balls i would.

Diligent · 05-19-2005, 09:10 AM

Yo Harmon!

I've snailmailed my left nut to You, now please proceed by paypaling me the cash.

Regards,
/[email protected]

Damian_Maxcash · 05-19-2005, 09:14 AM

Dear god yes... you can have them both for the price of a drink

With the abuse I give my body I expect they have been firing blanks for years anyway

Manowar · 05-19-2005, 09:15 AM

$5 mill and its yours

05-18-2005, 05:54 PM	#1
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	Would you give up one of YOUR BALLS for $500,000 You can still cum and shit with one ball. Would you give one of those mother fuckers up for a half mill? __________________ [email protected]

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smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	if i were to get a prosthtetic one in it's place. i might even give them both up, i have no interest in having children. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

05-18-2005, 05:56 PM	#3
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	although teabagging would never be the same. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

05-18-2005, 06:00 PM	#4
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	fuck yes. then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball. invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Sure..they just get in the way anyways __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-18-2005, 06:01 PM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	not for 500k thats too little. I would do it for 20 mil then buy a prosthetic testicle

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FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	paypal or epassporte?

05-18-2005, 06:05 PM	#12
jonpotz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 960	i'll give up my ball for 500 grand. 2 for 850,000$. icq me if you wanna make it happen.

05-18-2005, 06:11 PM	#14
ProjectNaked Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroit Areola Posts: 4,309	I sale balls cheap.... (sold!...where's my money!)

05-18-2005, 06:19 PM	#15
AVM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Florida. Posts: 1,890	No. Why would I do that for $500k, when I can easily generate the same for myself (with no contest)- and keep the "pair" in tact. I could see if this was some unachievable monetary sum, to spice up this hypothetical question. But fuck, $500k? The bar is set to low imo.

05-18-2005, 06:26 PM	#16
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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Yes as long as the replaced it with a lube dispensor. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

05-18-2005, 06:41 PM	#18
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Well I'm not really using them much now and I reduce my chances of ball cancer. Is that $500K AFTER taxes or before?

05-18-2005, 06:44 PM	#19
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05-18-2005, 06:51 PM	#21
swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	Definitely. I have no use for them anyway

05-18-2005, 07:25 PM	#22
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	yeah for 500,000 i would, just get a replacement one so i don't look lopsided. __________________ no sig

05-18-2005, 07:42 PM	#23
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	when I'm in my late 70s I might think about it

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sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	NO! I only have one left and you ain't getting it. its mine!!!!!

05-18-2005, 08:06 PM	#27
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	Haha great idea im gonna throw this up on ebay and see how many bids i get...

05-18-2005, 08:21 PM	#28
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Hmmm...Show me the $500,000 first....

05-18-2005, 08:47 PM	#29
BoogieCFZ Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: HELP I AM TRAPPED INSIDE A CHICKEN COOP Posts: 341	i'd not only sell you the nut but the exclusive rights to film the surgery and interviews and shit about it. You'd get a lot for your 500k ;) __________________ I have a Porn Blog that's actually fun to read. Like it? Link To It.

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05-19-2005, 01:06 AM	#31
runaway Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,177	yeah.... i got some old...basketballs n baseballs lying around

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05-19-2005, 01:13 AM	#33
oberheimer So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: sweden Posts: 791	Im not selling a ball for 500k no way. It's a part of me. I would feel that im missing something

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05-19-2005, 02:24 AM	#35
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