Would you give up one of YOUR BALLS for $500,000
 

You can still cum and shit with one ball. Would you give one of those mother fuckers up for a half mill? :upsidedow

if i were to get a prosthtetic one in it's place. i might even give them both up, i have no interest in having children.

although teabagging would never be the same.

fuck yes.

then use $100,000 of the money to kill the person(s) who removed my ball.

invest the remaining $400k in my websites and other online investments. ball it up hard w/ one nut.

Sure..they just get in the way anyways

not for 500k thats too little.

I would do it for 20 mil then buy a prosthetic testicle

Why would you waste the $100,000 to get your ball back? It's going to be a dead nut.... just let the mother fuckers keep it and dave a hundred grand :1orglaugh

Consider it done :thumbsup

i wouldnt want my ball back, i'd just kill the person(s) who removed it for the fuck of it.

I wonder who would want to buy that.

Are you buying?

paypal or epassporte?

i'll give up my ball for 500 grand.

2 for 850,000$.

icq me if you wanna make it happen.

WU :2 cents:

I sale balls cheap....






(sold!...where's my money!)

No.

Why would I do that for $500k, when I can easily generate the same for myself (with no contest)- and keep the "pair" in tact. I could see if this was some unachievable monetary sum, to spice up this hypothetical question. But fuck, $500k? The bar is set to low imo.

why should I
 

hell no :321GFY

Yes as long as the replaced it with a lube dispensor.

Well I'm not really using them much now and I reduce my chances of ball cancer. Is that $500K AFTER taxes or before?

1 million will do

You can shit with your balls?

Definitely. I have no use for them anyway :)

yeah for 500,000 i would, just get a replacement one so i don't look lopsided.

when I'm in my late 70s I might think about it

Most likely yes :)

I would have to do some research on it, but if it causes no irreversible damage, then sure why not.

NO!
I only have one left and you ain't getting it.
its mine!!!!!

Haha great idea im gonna throw this up on ebay and see how many bids i get... :thumbsup

Hmmm...Show me the $500,000 first....

i'd not only sell you the nut but the exclusive rights to film the surgery and interviews and shit about it.

You'd get a lot for your 500k ;)

Sure, Hitler only had one testicle and look at what he was able to accomplish.

yeah.... i got some old...basketballs n baseballs lying around

maybe 3 million or so..cash

Im not selling a ball for 500k no way. It's a part of me. I would feel that im missing something

hahahahah

Cash up front... I'll strongly consider it

ummmm...can a girl enter this lucrative venture? i might have an unlimited amount of balls to sell... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

meybe... i would consider it

Some people are born with one nut... so sure why not.

are you buying? :glugglug

e-mail me at [email protected]

No doubt I already had my 2 kids

you shit from your balls? ewwwwwww :winkwink:

That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard, first you willingly sell your ball and then you use 20% of the sum to kill the person you sold it to?

Good move, I hear you can do nice things with $400K in prison :disgust

what makes you think it costs $100,000 to take somebody out?

If I was a man I would :)

I would do it, but I want to have some kind of prostetic one in return

yep, w/out a doubt. things are too fuckin big anyway, it's a burdeon to lug em both around.

if i had balls i would.

Yo Harmon!

I've snailmailed my left nut to You, now please proceed by paypaling me the cash.

Regards,
/[email protected]

:winkwink:

Dear god yes... you can have them both for the price of a drink

With the abuse I give my body I expect they have been firing blanks for years anyway

$5 mill and its yours