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CDSmith · 05-18-2005, 03:41 AM

There's a good message in the following joke...

THE BREAST LOVER
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.

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Babagirls · 05-18-2005, 03:46 AM

fuck, i just woke up..too much to read..be back in 30 mins
*yawn*

myjah · 05-18-2005, 06:03 AM

That was great! I printed this one out so I won't forget to read it to my hubby.

chadglni · 05-18-2005, 06:15 AM

I skimmed it, sorry I have ADD, doesn't seem to matter how many ritalin I snort I can't concentrate on reading that much text

XxXotic · 05-18-2005, 06:19 AM

if that was too much for your pea brains to fucking handle, go back to preschool. God forbid anything be more then 17 charachters for you illiterate fucking twits

nice one CD

CDSmith · 05-18-2005, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic

if that was too much for your pea brains to fucking handle, go back to preschool. God forbid anything be more then 17 charachters for you illiterate fucking twits

nice one CD

Thanks man. And thanks for that well-articulated point

tbsteve · 05-18-2005, 03:57 PM

thats pretty good.

Head · 05-18-2005, 05:17 PM

Good one CD!!

05-18-2005, 05:18 PM

coo thanks

directfiesta · 05-18-2005, 05:19 PM

Good one

05-18-2005, 03:41 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Everyone here should read this There's a good message in the following joke... THE BREAST LOVER Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer... MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills. www.jokesbee.com - My dirty, filthy, clean, moral, aweful, tasteless joke blog site. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

05-18-2005, 03:46 AM	#2
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05-18-2005, 06:03 AM	#3
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05-18-2005, 06:19 AM	#5
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05-18-2005, 05:17 PM	#8
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05-18-2005, 06:15 AM	#4
chadglni Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: PEI, Canada Posts: 6,924	I skimmed it, sorry I have ADD, doesn't seem to matter how many ritalin I snort I can't concentrate on reading that much text

05-18-2005, 03:57 PM	#7
tbsteve Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: AZ Posts: 83	thats pretty good.

05-18-2005, 05:18 PM	#9
blueb8llz Guest Posts: n/a	coo thanks

05-18-2005, 05:19 PM	#10
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Punta Cana, DR Posts: 29,926	Good one __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....