42 Midgets VS.......1 Lion = Alot of dead midgets - GoFuckYourself.com

Young · 05-16-2005, 09:04 AM

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city?s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they ?? could out-wit and out-muscle [it].?

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach...Ring-Fight.htm

bringer · 05-16-2005, 09:05 AM

did you hear all your base are belong to us?

nofx · 05-16-2005, 09:07 AM

i bet you think thats real

BigRod · 05-16-2005, 09:08 AM

another thread that needs pics!!!

bringer · 05-16-2005, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRod

another thread that needs pics!!!

xlogger · 05-16-2005, 09:09 AM

Holy fucking shit! Thats wrong!

FilthyRob · 05-16-2005, 09:13 AM

Is that a true story?

sumphatpimp · 05-16-2005, 09:16 AM

what a waste of midgets, they have had a great career in porn.

Young · 05-16-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

i bet you think thats real

Did I claim it to be

http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/

05-16-2005, 09:20 AM

Man, I so wanted that to be real.

Phoenix · 05-16-2005, 09:21 AM

that would be awesome to see...but would probably scar you for life..lol

Manowar · 05-16-2005, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

Screaming · 05-16-2005, 09:23 AM

what a stupid thing, i swear pepole make no sense

NoCarrier · 05-16-2005, 09:23 AM

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/2005_05_10.htm

Lion 42, Midgets 0
Answering the age-old question, "In a battle royal between 42 unarmed little people and an African lion, who would win?" a news story purportedly issued by the BBC took the Blogosphere by storm this past week by reporting that just such a face-off took place in Cambodia on April 30, leaving all 42 midgets dead or injured.

Come to find out (I'm shocked... shocked!), the story isn't true, nor did it originate from BBC News.

"If you haven't already guessed, the article is fake," writes the actual, anonymous author of the piece in an after-the-fact disclaimer. "It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine [sic] in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight," the prankster explains. "The link to where the article was posted was not intended to spread outside of the initial group of guys in the argument, but as I was alerted it had been posted on collegehumor.com, fark.com, and several other web forums, it has spread far beyond that."

xxxice · 05-16-2005, 09:30 AM

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bltop25.htm

must read

Steve · 05-16-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by vanderweb

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bltop25.htm

must read

that was a pretty cool read

too bad the midgets vs lions wasn't true

pimplink · 05-16-2005, 04:58 PM

looooool

Judas_Hansen · 05-16-2005, 05:06 PM

fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool

abyss_al · 05-16-2005, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

did you hear all your base are belong to us?

isn't this what i posted to and got owned?

Major (Tom) · 05-16-2005, 05:32 PM

42 midgets? we have trouble finding 1!

Duke

Wiggles · 05-16-2005, 06:34 PM

despite being wrong, i think i might laugh if i saw it, midgets are hilarious!

runaway · 05-16-2005, 06:36 PM

dude is that true?

PlugRush Sascha · 05-16-2005, 06:38 PM

Midgets are almost as funny as gays when they die.

Malicious Biz · 05-16-2005, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

Those are some purty titties.

reynold · 05-16-2005, 06:46 PM

Don't play with beast men!

wjxxx · 05-16-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas_Hansen

gecko · 05-16-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

Boob job gone bad

polish_aristocrat · 06-08-2005, 04:58 PM

bump for CDSmith

taibo · 06-08-2005, 05:09 PM

another thread

05-16-2005, 09:04 AM	#1
Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	42 Midgets VS.......1 Lion = Alot of dead midgets Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng. The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters. Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine." This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted. An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city?s coliseum. The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena. The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back. Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they ?? could out-wit and out-muscle [it].? Unfortunately, he was wrong. http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach...Ring-Fight.htm __________________ ★★★

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/2005_05_10.htm Lion 42, Midgets 0 Answering the age-old question, "In a battle royal between 42 unarmed little people and an African lion, who would win?" a news story purportedly issued by the BBC took the Blogosphere by storm this past week by reporting that just such a face-off took place in Cambodia on April 30, leaving all 42 midgets dead or injured. Come to find out (I'm shocked... shocked!), the story isn't true, nor did it originate from BBC News. "If you haven't already guessed, the article is fake," writes the actual, anonymous author of the piece in an after-the-fact disclaimer. "It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine [sic] in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight," the prankster explains. "The link to where the article was posted was not intended to spread outside of the initial group of guys in the argument, but as I was alerted it had been posted on collegehumor.com, fark.com, and several other web forums, it has spread far beyond that." __________________

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