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Young 05-16-2005 09:04 AM

42 Midgets VS.......1 Lion = Alot of dead midgets
 
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city?s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they ?? could out-wit and out-muscle [it].?

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach...Ring-Fight.htm

bringer 05-16-2005 09:05 AM

did you hear all your base are belong to us?

nofx 05-16-2005 09:07 AM

i bet you think thats real

BigRod 05-16-2005 09:08 AM

another thread that needs pics!!!

bringer 05-16-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRod
another thread that needs pics!!!

http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/breastimplants/picture2.jpg

xlogger 05-16-2005 09:09 AM

Holy fucking shit! Thats wrong! :warning

FilthyRob 05-16-2005 09:13 AM

Is that a true story?

sumphatpimp 05-16-2005 09:16 AM

what a waste of midgets, they have had a great career in porn.

Young 05-16-2005 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
i bet you think thats real

Did I claim it to be :thumbsup

http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/

evildick 05-16-2005 09:20 AM

Man, I so wanted that to be real.

Phoenix 05-16-2005 09:21 AM

that would be awesome to see...but would probably scar you for life..lol

Manowar 05-16-2005 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

:helpme :helpme

Screaming 05-16-2005 09:23 AM

what a stupid thing, i swear pepole make no sense

NoCarrier 05-16-2005 09:23 AM

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/2005_05_10.htm

Lion 42, Midgets 0
Answering the age-old question, "In a battle royal between 42 unarmed little people and an African lion, who would win?" a news story purportedly issued by the BBC took the Blogosphere by storm this past week by reporting that just such a face-off took place in Cambodia on April 30, leaving all 42 midgets dead or injured.

Come to find out (I'm shocked... shocked!), the story isn't true, nor did it originate from BBC News.

"If you haven't already guessed, the article is fake," writes the actual, anonymous author of the piece in an after-the-fact disclaimer. "It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine [sic] in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight," the prankster explains. "The link to where the article was posted was not intended to spread outside of the initial group of guys in the argument, but as I was alerted it had been posted on collegehumor.com, fark.com, and several other web forums, it has spread far beyond that."

xxxice 05-16-2005 09:30 AM

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bltop25.htm

must read

Steve 05-16-2005 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanderweb

that was a pretty cool read

too bad the midgets vs lions wasn't true :(

pimplink 05-16-2005 04:58 PM

looooool

Judas_Hansen 05-16-2005 05:06 PM

fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool - fake - but cool
http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...tsunami_sm.jpg

abyss_al 05-16-2005 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
did you hear all your base are belong to us?


:1orglaugh

isn't this what i posted to and got owned?

Major (Tom) 05-16-2005 05:32 PM

42 midgets? we have trouble finding 1!

Duke

Wiggles 05-16-2005 06:34 PM

despite being wrong, i think i might laugh if i saw it, midgets are hilarious!

runaway 05-16-2005 06:36 PM

dude is that true?

PlugRush Sascha 05-16-2005 06:38 PM

Midgets are almost as funny as gays when they die.

Malicious Biz 05-16-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

Those are some purty titties.

reynold 05-16-2005 06:46 PM

Don't play with beast men!

wjxxx 05-16-2005 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas_Hansen

:thumbsup

gecko 05-16-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

Boob job gone bad

polish_aristocrat 06-08-2005 04:58 PM

bump for CDSmith

taibo 06-08-2005 05:09 PM

another thread


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