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Donny · 05-26-2005, 08:06 PM

According to Tim McGraw we all follow the roads that lead us to one of those two choices. Which way are you going?

I smoked some pot with Jesus during my Navy years. Maybe Tim doesn't know Jesus is a stoner?

good times · 05-26-2005, 08:13 PM

jesus lies

kernelpanic · 05-26-2005, 08:14 PM

coke > jesus

Spunky · 05-26-2005, 08:17 PM

Jesus forgives everyone..repent sinners

Donny · 05-26-2005, 08:17 PM

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Joe Citizen · 05-26-2005, 08:18 PM

Jesus is a drug.. and a pretty shitty one at that.

bluedevil · 05-26-2005, 08:21 PM

"religion is the opiate of the people"

sorry to sound like a communist

Donny · 05-26-2005, 08:21 PM

Tim McGraw says:

In my home town
For anyone who sticks around
You're either lost or you're found
There's not much in between
In my home town
Everything's still black and white
It's a long, long way from wrong to right
From Sunday morning to Saturday night

Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus

My whole life
I've tried to run, I've tried to hide
From the stained glass windows in my mind
Refusing to let God's light shine
Down on me
Down on me

Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
There's not much space between us
Drugs or Jesus

Everybody wants acceptance
We all just want some proof
Everyone's just looking for the truth

Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus

Donny · 05-26-2005, 08:23 PM

It's actually a pretty cool song. Of course, it's all for money. Lots of the religious right listen to country music and start thinking it's a sign from God when these well known artists start singing about anything remotely close to God stuff.

pornguy · 05-26-2005, 08:30 PM

Jeeeaaasssuuuussss, is the way. And Internet porn is the cause of all the wrong doing going on in the world!

nofx · 06-07-2005, 03:49 PM

drugs

animal mother · 06-07-2005, 04:02 PM

without drugs jesus is just some lame hippie with an agenda. when i took mushrooms i saw jesus and he was wearing some sweet rocket shoes.

good times · 06-07-2005, 04:10 PM

nofx knows it all

TurboTrucker · 06-07-2005, 04:17 PM

Hmm my conclusion is that Tim McGraw is a retard.

kaylacruz · 06-07-2005, 04:18 PM

id do drugs with jesus, jesus was a pimp for sure..lol

xXxtreme2005 · 06-07-2005, 04:20 PM

Jesus her bro...it's the only way!

colpanic · 06-07-2005, 04:23 PM

I ate some cid once with jesus on it.... where does that put me?

psili · 06-07-2005, 04:25 PM

Jesus rules!!!!

Quote:

Jesus: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

naugthygUrL · 06-08-2005, 01:43 AM

Jesus.....

TDF · 06-08-2005, 01:45 AM

praise drugs

Dagwolf · 06-08-2005, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluedevil

"religion is the opiate of the people"

sorry to sound like a communist

Masses. Opiate of the masses...

adonthenet · 06-08-2005, 01:53 AM

fuck DJggg

05-26-2005, 08:06 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Drugs or Jesus? According to Tim McGraw we all follow the roads that lead us to one of those two choices. Which way are you going? I smoked some pot with Jesus during my Navy years. Maybe Tim doesn't know Jesus is a stoner?

05-26-2005, 08:13 PM	#2
good times Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sport-a-pak Posts: 75	jesus lies __________________ Throw tridents. Only good can come of this. Trust me.

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05-26-2005, 08:17 PM	#4
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Jesus forgives everyone..repent sinners __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-26-2005, 08:21 PM	#7
bluedevil Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,093	"religion is the opiate of the people" sorry to sound like a communist __________________ My top money maker

05-26-2005, 08:18 PM	#6
Joe Citizen Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,552	Jesus is a drug.. and a pretty shitty one at that.

05-26-2005, 08:23 PM	#9
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	It's actually a pretty cool song. Of course, it's all for money. Lots of the religious right listen to country music and start thinking it's a sign from God when these well known artists start singing about anything remotely close to God stuff.

05-26-2005, 08:30 PM	#10
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Jeeeaaasssuuuussss, is the way. And Internet porn is the cause of all the wrong doing going on in the world! __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

06-07-2005, 03:49 PM	#11
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	drugs __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

06-07-2005, 04:02 PM	#12
animal mother Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 274	without drugs jesus is just some lame hippie with an agenda. when i took mushrooms i saw jesus and he was wearing some sweet rocket shoes.

06-07-2005, 04:10 PM	#13
good times Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sport-a-pak Posts: 75	nofx knows it all __________________ Throw tridents. Only good can come of this. Trust me.

06-07-2005, 04:17 PM	#14
TurboTrucker Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Phoenix Arizona Posts: 2,363	Hmm my conclusion is that Tim McGraw is a retard. __________________

06-07-2005, 04:18 PM	#15
kaylacruz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 495	id do drugs with jesus, jesus was a pimp for sure..lol __________________ Kayla

06-07-2005, 04:20 PM	#16
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06-07-2005, 04:23 PM	#17
colpanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,007	I ate some cid once with jesus on it.... where does that put me? __________________ I like ducks.

06-08-2005, 01:43 AM	#19
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06-08-2005, 01:45 AM	#20
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	praise drugs __________________ Sig heil

06-08-2005, 01:53 AM	#22
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	fuck DJggg