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Donny 05-26-2005 08:06 PM

Drugs or Jesus?
 
According to Tim McGraw we all follow the roads that lead us to one of those two choices. Which way are you going?

I smoked some pot with Jesus during my Navy years. Maybe Tim doesn't know Jesus is a stoner?

good times 05-26-2005 08:13 PM

jesus lies

kernelpanic 05-26-2005 08:14 PM

coke > jesus

Spunky 05-26-2005 08:17 PM

Jesus forgives everyone..repent sinners

Donny 05-26-2005 08:17 PM

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Joe Citizen 05-26-2005 08:18 PM

Jesus is a drug.. and a pretty shitty one at that.

:2 cents:

bluedevil 05-26-2005 08:21 PM

"religion is the opiate of the people"

sorry to sound like a communist :)

Donny 05-26-2005 08:21 PM

Tim McGraw says:

In my home town
For anyone who sticks around
You're either lost or you're found
There's not much in between
In my home town
Everything's still black and white
It's a long, long way from wrong to right
From Sunday morning to Saturday night

Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus

My whole life
I've tried to run, I've tried to hide
From the stained glass windows in my mind
Refusing to let God's light shine
Down on me
Down on me

Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
There's not much space between us
Drugs or Jesus

Everybody wants acceptance
We all just want some proof
Everyone's just looking for the truth

Everybody just wants to get high
Sit and watch a perfect world go by
We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives
We follow the roads that lead us
To drugs or Jesus

Donny 05-26-2005 08:23 PM

It's actually a pretty cool song. Of course, it's all for money. Lots of the religious right listen to country music and start thinking it's a sign from God when these well known artists start singing about anything remotely close to God stuff.

pornguy 05-26-2005 08:30 PM

Jeeeaaasssuuuussss, is the way. And Internet porn is the cause of all the wrong doing going on in the world!

nofx 06-07-2005 03:49 PM

drugshttp://www.sf.com/sdf.jpg

animal mother 06-07-2005 04:02 PM

without drugs jesus is just some lame hippie with an agenda. when i took mushrooms i saw jesus and he was wearing some sweet rocket shoes.

good times 06-07-2005 04:10 PM

nofx knows it all

TurboTrucker 06-07-2005 04:17 PM

Hmm my conclusion is that Tim McGraw is a retard.

kaylacruz 06-07-2005 04:18 PM

id do drugs with jesus, jesus was a pimp for sure..lol

xXxtreme2005 06-07-2005 04:20 PM

Jesus her bro...it's the only way!

colpanic 06-07-2005 04:23 PM

I ate some cid once with jesus on it.... where does that put me?

psili 06-07-2005 04:25 PM

Jesus rules!!!!

Quote:

Jesus: You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

naugthygUrL 06-08-2005 01:43 AM

Jesus.....

TDF 06-08-2005 01:45 AM

praise drugs

Dagwolf 06-08-2005 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluedevil
"religion is the opiate of the people"

sorry to sound like a communist :)


Masses. Opiate of the masses...

adonthenet 06-08-2005 01:53 AM

fuck DJggg


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