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Old 01-22-2002, 03:47 PM   #1
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Think fast! Next traffic giveaway!

Same rules as last time:

1. The contest is open to ANY webmaster, whether they are involved in TGP2 currently or not.

2. I'll give an answer and whomever gives the best question by noon Wednesday, Eastern Time, which matches wins the traffic. You can entr as many times as you wish.

3. The judges? GFY posters will vote tomorrow after noon on best response. Everyone gets one vote.

Question should match the answer and be entertaining/funny/etc.

WINNER GETS:

A text link at the top of Smutfix.com for 24 hours that says "Gallery of the Day" linking to a TGP2 gallery. You will have 24 hours to submit your gallery URL to us. Smutfix.com is a CJ2/TGP2, basically a CJ2 that trades with only TGP2s. The site is fed up to 40k/day high (depending on the day) quality traffic from TGP2Bucks.com

THE NEXT ANSWER will be the name of the next webmaster that posts in this thread

WHAT IS THE QUESTION?

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Naughty is the first winner with:

Q. BoneProne
A. Which person is 85% of all GFY members?

Naughty,

Send me a gallery and we'll get it on SmutFix tomorrow.

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Old 01-22-2002, 04:19 PM   #2
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Old 01-22-2002, 04:25 PM   #3
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wow!
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Old 01-22-2002, 04:25 PM   #4
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shit! klik was faster
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Old 01-22-2002, 04:27 PM   #5
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can i answer? san diego!
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Old 01-22-2002, 04:30 PM   #6
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THE QUESTION is What is something that we as webmasters want a lot more of? (It's sort of a riddle)



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Old 01-22-2002, 04:33 PM   #7
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i want more big titty galleries

does that count?
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Old 01-22-2002, 04:33 PM   #8
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Old 01-22-2002, 04:33 PM   #9
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hehe,now i'm confused
Colin became pythia!
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Old 01-22-2002, 04:35 PM   #10
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How do you say clit in Idoneasian?
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Old 01-22-2002, 05:17 PM   #11
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What does an illiterate webmaster do at gofuckyourself.com when they see a thread titled "12clicks & Lensman's secret anal intrusion caught on tape."

They KLIK!




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Old 01-22-2002, 05:37 PM   #12
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shit! klik was faster
heheh, it took you 6 minutes to write 'wow!' ??

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Old 01-22-2002, 05:42 PM   #13
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"What does a TGP2 surfer do with a sponsorbanner that a TGP1 surfer doesn't?"
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Old 01-22-2002, 07:10 PM   #14
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i win! what did i win?
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Old 01-22-2002, 07:15 PM   #15
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What did Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman not do in bed?
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Old 01-22-2002, 07:29 PM   #16
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what sound is heard when dennis rodman gives a blow job.

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Is anyone here from San Diego?
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who doesn't have a clue on how this contest works?
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Old 01-22-2002, 08:55 PM   #19
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who made the post 5 posts above this one?
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When someone puts a gun to your head, what do you hear just before your brains are on the wall?
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What do you get when you crossbreed a klit and a dick?

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Old 01-22-2002, 10:45 PM   #22
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Dyslexia and this common internet phrase sometimes produce this result.
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Old 01-22-2002, 10:59 PM   #23
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Why Did The Blonde Keep Licking The Top Of Her Mouse?

Because She Thought Her Man Said Her _ _ _ _ Tasted Like Shrimp.
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The noise made when a surfer gets his CC from his walet.
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something Ron has 12 of
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Old 01-23-2002, 03:47 AM   #26
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Only 6.5 hours to go!


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Old 01-23-2002, 04:10 AM   #27
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Q: I go hunting Osama in the caves and I'm a mothafucka who fights my way through dozens of terrorists. There's Osama with a fully loaded AK47 but I get the inititiative. With my luck I only have one bullet left, and guess what I hear next?
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Old 01-23-2002, 08:13 AM   #28
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Mika,

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Old 01-23-2002, 08:15 AM   #29
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Shit, some of these are REALLY funny!

I'll summarize all answers before voting today. Guesses end at noon ET!

Yesterday's winner, Naughty already has his gallery listed http://www.smutfix.com

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Old 01-23-2002, 10:44 AM   #30
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OK. Please vote for one. If you participated and vote for someone else, then you get one vote for yourself too (It's in your best interest to vote. Can't vote directly for yourself)

Voting ends at 5:45pm ET.

The answer was was klik

PLEASE VOTE BY LETTER:

The questions are:
A
How do you say clit in Idoneasian? (tuffruff)

B
What does an illiterate webmaster do at gofuckyourself.com when they see a thread titled "12clicks & Lensman's secret anal
intrusion caught on tape." (evildick)

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"What does a TGP2 surfer do with a sponsorbanner that a TGP1 surfer doesn't?" (Naughty)

What did Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman not do in bed? (sexy-search)

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what sound is heard when dennis rodman gives a blow job.(bdld)

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Is anyone here from San Diego? (Roberto)

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who doesn't have a clue on how this contest works?(amadman)

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who made the post 5 posts above this one? (amadman)

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When someone puts a gun to your head, what do you hear just before your brains are on the wall? (Slippery When Drunk)

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What do you get when you crossbreed a klit and a dick? (Turbo)

J
Dyslexia and this common internet phrase sometimes produce this result. (Railz)

K
Why Did The Blonde Keep Licking The Top Of Her Mouse? Because She Thought Her Man Said Her _ _ _ _ Tasted Like Shrimp. (^R3K^)

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The noise made when a surfer gets his CC from his walet. (Bake)

M
something Ron has 12 of (Bake)

N
Q: I go hunting Osama in the caves and I'm a mothafucka who fights my way through dozens of terrorists. There's Osama with a fully loaded AK47 but I get the inititiative. With my luck I only have one bullet left, and guess what I hear next? (mika)


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(+ Naughty)

[you'd be mad not to join, we already have 400 clicks to the sponsor so far!!)
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Old 01-23-2002, 01:14 PM   #36
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Couple hours left to go.

Wait until see you tonight's new TGP2 Bucks contest!

Courtesy of Zebra!

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Voting over.

Will tabulate in a few minutes.

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Old 01-23-2002, 04:19 PM   #41
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Big tie! Many people got one vote and voted so they ended up with 2. (I) got two voted by other people and that is the tie-breaker (pure votes).

The winner is I. That's my final answer.

Turbo is the winner. Turbo, please email a TGP2 gallery (5 thumbs only) within 24 hours at [email protected]

Q. klik
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Next contest in a few minutes!

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Old 01-23-2002, 04:21 PM   #42
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Big tie! Many people got one vote and voted so they ended up with 2. (I) got two voted by other people and that is the tie-breaker (pure votes).

The winner is I. That's my final answer.

Turbo is the winner. Turbo, please email a TGP2 gallery (5 thumbs only) within 24 hours at [email protected]

Q. klik
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Next contest in a few minutes!

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