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Rip · 01-22-2002, 03:19 PM

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!"

The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself!

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Royaltee_Gee · 01-22-2002, 03:37 PM

LOL...

that was a good one.. i usually dont laugh at jokes: )

Babyluv · 01-22-2002, 04:27 PM

hahaha, thats a good one!

I'll have to remember that

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Clownbarf · 01-22-2002, 05:58 PM

Ahahah, I almost wasn't going to read the whole thing, but reconsidered. And I'm glad. I'll definately have to remember that one too.

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kmanrox · 01-22-2002, 06:00 PM

hahaha

nice one

spacedog · 01-22-2002, 06:38 PM

That was funny..

Do you know all the venerial diseases?

Cunt Crunchies
Crotch Crickets
Penal Pests
Vaginal Vermin
Rectal Rats
anal ants
testicular termites

FADE19 · 01-22-2002, 07:47 PM

"amputate your penis"

hmmmm, this sounds sooooo familiar...I just can't place it...

JakeR · 01-22-2002, 08:00 PM

lol

assmaster · 01-23-2002, 01:56 PM

haha, Gross.

Thumbelina · 01-23-2002, 02:05 PM

Now I know there is no Hope for me....

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Mikey · 02-17-2002, 07:03 PM

Glad to know I am not the only one who got that disease.

kmanrox · 02-17-2002, 07:11 PM

hey that shit isnt funny, i have that shit!

Lev · 02-17-2002, 07:28 PM

At first reading this I thought it's for real.

01-22-2002, 03:19 PM	#1
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	Real Bad New Sexual Disease An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!" The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease." The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need to operate!" "Oh thank God!" the man replies. "Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! ------------------ $$ You sell FREE MEMBERSHIPS $$ You Make Up To $19.47 or MORE! $$ JackThumbsTGP - - - VideoKAT-ViDeOpOsT - Post Gallieries - - - - - - - Trade Traffic -

02-17-2002, 07:11 PM	#12
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	hey that shit isnt funny, i have that shit! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

01-22-2002, 03:37 PM	#2
Royaltee_Gee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 973	LOL... that was a good one.. i usually dont laugh at jokes: )

01-22-2002, 04:27 PM	#3
Babyluv Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3	hahaha, thats a good one! I'll have to remember that ------------------ Megaflix

01-22-2002, 05:58 PM	#4
Clownbarf Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 283	Ahahah, I almost wasn't going to read the whole thing, but reconsidered. And I'm glad. I'll definately have to remember that one too. ------------------ $125 / Mbit! Insanely cheap hosting! Up to $1.15 for an email

01-22-2002, 06:00 PM	#5
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	hahaha nice one

01-22-2002, 06:38 PM	#6
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	That was funny.. Do you know all the venerial diseases? Cunt Crunchies Crotch Crickets Penal Pests Vaginal Vermin Rectal Rats anal ants testicular termites

01-22-2002, 07:47 PM	#7
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	"amputate your penis" hmmmm, this sounds sooooo familiar...I just can't place it...

01-22-2002, 08:00 PM	#8
JakeR Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: il and nc Posts: 1,760	lol

01-23-2002, 01:56 PM	#9
assmaster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 66	haha, Gross.

01-23-2002, 02:05 PM	#10
Thumbelina Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 675	Now I know there is no Hope for me.... ) ------------------ Do you belive in Fairytales?

02-17-2002, 07:03 PM	#11
Mikey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 665	Glad to know I am not the only one who got that disease.

02-17-2002, 07:28 PM	#13
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	At first reading this I thought it's for real.