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Rip 01-22-2002 03:19 PM

Real Bad New Sexual Disease
 
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!"

The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself!

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Royaltee_Gee 01-22-2002 03:37 PM

LOL...

that was a good one.. i usually dont laugh at jokes: )

Babyluv 01-22-2002 04:27 PM

hahaha, thats a good one!

I'll have to remember that

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Clownbarf 01-22-2002 05:58 PM

Ahahah, I almost wasn't going to read the whole thing, but reconsidered. And I'm glad. I'll definately have to remember that one too.

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kmanrox 01-22-2002 06:00 PM

hahaha


nice one


spacedog 01-22-2002 06:38 PM

That was funny..

Do you know all the venerial diseases?

Cunt Crunchies
Crotch Crickets
Penal Pests
Vaginal Vermin
Rectal Rats
anal ants
testicular termites

FADE19 01-22-2002 07:47 PM

"amputate your penis"

hmmmm, this sounds sooooo familiar...I just can't place it...

JakeR 01-22-2002 08:00 PM

lol http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

assmaster 01-23-2002 01:56 PM

haha, Gross.

Thumbelina 01-23-2002 02:05 PM

Now I know there is no Hope for me.... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif)

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Mikey 02-17-2002 07:03 PM

Glad to know I am not the only one who got that disease.

kmanrox 02-17-2002 07:11 PM

hey that shit isnt funny, i have that shit!

Lev 02-17-2002 07:28 PM

At first reading this I thought it's for real.


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