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John_Titor · 05-14-2005, 11:32 PM

I'll answer your questions.

For starters, Bush will get court martialled in early 2006. As the chief commander of the army, he will be charged for having lied to his army about Iraq.

China will gain much more power by 2008. That power will be practically given to them by the Americans who will be thankful to the Chinese for their diplomatic help with North Korea.

If you have stocks in Chevron-Texaco, sell by the end of this year. They will be caught in the middle of a price gauging and accounting scandal that will make the Enron one look like a picnic. They will drag about a dozen companies down with them from car manufacturers down to accounting firms.

So ask away!

XxXotic · 05-14-2005, 11:33 PM

will these strange milkdud like lumps around my taint ever go away?

John_Titor · 05-14-2005, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic

will these strange milkdud like lumps around my taint ever go away?

Nope. Those are there for good.

XxXotic · 05-14-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by John_Titor

Nope. Those are there for good.

excellent!

John_Titor · 05-15-2005, 12:33 AM

So nobody care to know about the future? Better than the ones you called "psychics" ;)

05-15-2005, 12:40 AM

will I be rich and famous?
will I have a model wife that will love me until the day I die?
at what age will I die?
and how much money will I make?

pr0 · 05-15-2005, 12:43 AM

Will there be another killer STD like aids, & will it be transmittable by kissing?

And will everyone blame its proliferation on blacks & gays again?

Also, will party goat t-shirts make it into major retailers?

John_Titor · 05-15-2005, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

will I be rich and famous?
will I have a model wife that will love me until the day I die?
at what age will I die?
and how much money will I make?

You'll be a very rich Vegas showman. After you come out of the closet, you will be part of a show called Siegfried and Bdjuf.

John_Titor · 05-15-2005, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Will there be another killer STD like aids, & will it be transmittable by kissing?

And will everyone blame its proliferation on blacks & gays again?

Also, will party goat t-shirts make it into major retailers?

Racism will be gone after the 2012 election of Michael Jackson. STD's are to vanish except for a mutation of crabs which, like the common cold, will have no cure.

Get ready to scratch away.

pr0 · 05-15-2005, 12:47 AM

So what about the goat....does he make it big in apparel?

05-15-2005, 12:49 AM

what happens to juicylinks?

John_Titor · 05-15-2005, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

So what about the goat....does he make it big in apparel?

sorry, I missed that. I'm not familiar with all the slang of your era. If you mean the animal, then no. Unless you meant something else in which case I'll need you to explain.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-15-2005, 01:03 AM

will my penis ever be bigger then 2 inches?

practiceTITOISM · 05-15-2005, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaysin

will my penis ever be bigger then 2 inches?

Will Jaysin ever stop loving men?

John_Titor · 05-15-2005, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin

will my penis ever be bigger then 2 inches?

I hope for mankind that it will never be.

05-14-2005, 11:32 PM	#1
John_Titor So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 26	Ask me about the future I'll answer your questions. For starters, Bush will get court martialled in early 2006. As the chief commander of the army, he will be charged for having lied to his army about Iraq. China will gain much more power by 2008. That power will be practically given to them by the Americans who will be thankful to the Chinese for their diplomatic help with North Korea. If you have stocks in Chevron-Texaco, sell by the end of this year. They will be caught in the middle of a price gauging and accounting scandal that will make the Enron one look like a picnic. They will drag about a dozen companies down with them from car manufacturers down to accounting firms. So ask away!

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