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Old 05-13-2005, 09:41 PM   #1
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Movie, "Monster in Law" with Hanoi Jane and J Lo

Movie critic here in L.A. said the movie started with fat ass J Jo. Her acting was so horific and the plot sooooo stupid the critic nearly walked out after five mins of viewing. He stayed for the entire flick so that he could properly report on how bad the thing was. He vote on Monster in Law.................a "one" on the scale of ten. And that was because he halfway enjoyed his soda and popcorn.
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Old 05-13-2005, 09:43 PM   #2
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wow thats really bad
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Old 05-13-2005, 10:14 PM   #3
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That movie is going to be bad.
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Old 05-13-2005, 10:15 PM   #4
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lol i love the point for soda and popcorn
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Old 05-13-2005, 10:17 PM   #5
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Old 05-13-2005, 10:29 PM   #6
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What do you expect? Both of those broads are talentless slacks....

No decent film maker would ever cast one of them (much less both of them) in a film.
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Old 05-13-2005, 10:39 PM   #7
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:04 AM   #8
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i just watched it with my wife. i was fully ready to recline back and go to sleep in hopes that i could shield myself from it and not walk out of the theater a full blown homosexual. but i was surprised. i thought it was pretty good. surprisingly funny. i would watch it again and i am a cynical asshole that hates almost everything.

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Old 05-14-2005, 12:19 AM   #9
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i was fully ready to recline back and go to sleep in hopes that i could shield myself from it and not walk out of the theater a full blown homosexual.
Are you saying that you are normally only a partially blown homosexual?
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:21 AM   #10
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/monsterinlaw/

JLO and Fonda are Booty and the Beast

Lopez got $15,000,000 for it.

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Old 05-14-2005, 12:28 AM   #11
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Anyone see Gigli?

Heard that was crap too, never saw it.
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JLO and Fonda are Booty and the Beast

Lopez got $15,000,000 for it.
nice wage for making a crap film
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:30 AM   #13
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Are you saying that you are normally only a partially blown homosexual?
i reluctantly agreed to see it knowing my wife wanted to see it. i was not really sure what it was about. i realized what it was only as i approached the theater. i then did fear there was a good chance i could come out of a film like that with a cock in my mouth... i immediately went and watched Kindom of Heaven a second time to get my head straight again.
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