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Love Brokers 05-13-2005 09:41 PM

Movie, "Monster in Law" with Hanoi Jane and J Lo
 
Movie critic here in L.A. said the movie started with fat ass J Jo. Her acting was so horific and the plot sooooo stupid the critic nearly walked out after five mins of viewing. He stayed for the entire flick so that he could properly report on how bad the thing was. He vote on Monster in Law.................a "one" on the scale of ten. And that was because he halfway enjoyed his soda and popcorn. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Screaming 05-13-2005 09:43 PM

wow thats really bad

Mr.Fiction 05-13-2005 10:14 PM

That movie is going to be bad.

xclusive 05-13-2005 10:15 PM

lol i love the point for soda and popcorn

Spunky 05-13-2005 10:17 PM

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Fire 05-13-2005 10:29 PM

What do you expect? Both of those broads are talentless slacks....

No decent film maker would ever cast one of them (much less both of them) in a film.

zzgundamnzz 05-13-2005 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
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Pleasurepays 05-14-2005 12:04 AM

i just watched it with my wife. i was fully ready to recline back and go to sleep in hopes that i could shield myself from it and not walk out of the theater a full blown homosexual. but i was surprised. i thought it was pretty good. surprisingly funny. i would watch it again and i am a cynical asshole that hates almost everything.

:2 cents:

CDSmith 05-14-2005 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
i was fully ready to recline back and go to sleep in hopes that i could shield myself from it and not walk out of the theater a full blown homosexual.

Are you saying that you are normally only a partially blown homosexual? :1orglaugh

clickhappy 05-14-2005 12:21 AM

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/monsterinlaw/

JLO and Fonda are Booty and the Beast :1orglaugh

Lopez got $15,000,000 for it.

rezdesign 05-14-2005 12:28 AM

Anyone see Gigli? :disgust

Heard that was crap too, never saw it.

Manowar 05-14-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/monsterinlaw/

JLO and Fonda are Booty and the Beast :1orglaugh

Lopez got $15,000,000 for it.

nice wage for making a crap film

Pleasurepays 05-14-2005 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Are you saying that you are normally only a partially blown homosexual? :1orglaugh

i reluctantly agreed to see it knowing my wife wanted to see it. i was not really sure what it was about. i realized what it was only as i approached the theater. i then did fear there was a good chance i could come out of a film like that with a cock in my mouth... i immediately went and watched Kindom of Heaven a second time to get my head straight again.


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