I may be moving to Utah soon. Am i gonna be fucked? - GoFuckYourself.com

CancerFactory · 01-22-2002, 11:26 AM

sup
alright, please don't laugh...but for reasons I dont/cant discuss at this moment, I may be moving to Utah for about 1-2 years
well, the obvious question is, me, being a porn peddler and all....am i gonna get hanged in utah?
My sites are all legal(they are hardcore, but no childporn, beastiality, ETC.)
I heard utah has a fucking porn Czar now, the only state with one. Anyways, what you all think?

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Squishy · 01-22-2002, 11:47 AM

As long as you don't wear your GFY shirt to temple, you'll probably be fine...but get ready for boredom like you've never seen before. Utah may possibly be the only place that is more boring than Wyoming. And that is saying something.

Keev · 01-22-2002, 11:55 AM

Wanna hear something funny, plenty of late night commercials for phone sex in Salt Lake City... Funniest dam thing I saw there.. Let alone the hookers in the slummy areas lol.

[Labret] · 01-22-2002, 11:56 AM

Utah may be ass backwards and water down your beer, but in all seriousness, Utah has to be one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen.

I spent 2 spring breaks in college bouncing around southern Utah and once you get down around Moab, holy shit... amazing.

And you are close to Vegas.

Just dont tell anyone you run smut.

and NOTHING is as boring as Wyoming. I had the misfortune of driving through that state a couple months ago. Mind numbing its so bleak.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 01-22-2002).]

TaDoW · 01-22-2002, 11:57 AM

yes you'll be fucked. the mormons will be all over deaming your business as "obscene" .. might as well pack it up and burn it. If there's any possible way to avoid moving to the middle of hell, I'd try it... because you'll be raped up the ass with a chainsaw there.

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Squishy · 01-22-2002, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
...and NOTHING is as boring as Wyoming. I had the misfortune of driving through that state a couple months ago. Mind numbing its so bleak.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 01-22-2002).]

If you are talking about living here being mind numbing, you are correct. If you are commenting on the driving part only, then you must have missed Scenic Nebraska...I'd rather be dead than drive there...nothing like going 800 miles without turning.

eRock · 01-22-2002, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:
and NOTHING is as boring as Wyoming. I had the misfortune of driving through that state a couple months ago. Mind numbing its so bleak.

[This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 01-22-2002).]

Try driving thru Nebraska...WAY worse than Wyoming...

[Labret] · 01-22-2002, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
If you are commenting on the driving part only, then you must have missed Scenic Nebraska...I'd rather be dead than drive there...nothing like going 800 miles without turning.

Yes, it was 800 miles of a straight line.

The only good thing was I could do 90 to 100 all the way through it.

[Labret] · 01-22-2002, 12:04 PM

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Try driving thru Nebraska...WAY worse than Wyoming...

I did. I drove all the way from Seattle to Detroit and I drove through all of that shit. The midwest is a scary scary place.

jimmyf · 01-22-2002, 12:15 PM

No porn allowed in Utah.
I use Verio for my hosting and they
bought an ISP in Utah, they can't host any porn sites on those servers.

But alot of there tech support is there.

Jim

jimmyf · 01-22-2002, 12:17 PM

oops

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CancerFactory · 01-22-2002, 12:54 PM

seriously??
no porn allowed in utah????
are you sure about this? i mean i know you can buy dirty magazines there.....but do you know for a fact you cant run adult sites there?
you would think with the olympics being there in a few days, that may have paved the way for some of the conservative fucks to lighten up....but maybe not

eroswebmaster · 01-22-2002, 01:39 PM

Utah is also very agressive in pursuing internet claims...in the past they charged a man in another state for selling liquor in Utah because of an internet transaction that involved a Utah state resident and the circuit court (don't know which one) upheld the case.

eros

01-22-2002, 11:26 AM	#1
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	I may be moving to Utah soon. Am i gonna be fucked? sup alright, please don't laugh...but for reasons I dont/cant discuss at this moment, I may be moving to Utah for about 1-2 years well, the obvious question is, me, being a porn peddler and all....am i gonna get hanged in utah? My sites are all legal(they are hardcore, but no childporn, beastiality, ETC.) I heard utah has a fucking porn Czar now, the only state with one. Anyways, what you all think? -------------------- Join4Free - $1 per free email signup. Pays ontime 100% of time

01-22-2002, 11:47 AM	#2
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	As long as you don't wear your GFY shirt to temple, you'll probably be fine...but get ready for boredom like you've never seen before. Utah may possibly be the only place that is more boring than Wyoming. And that is saying something.

01-22-2002, 11:55 AM	#3
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Wanna hear something funny, plenty of late night commercials for phone sex in Salt Lake City... Funniest dam thing I saw there.. Let alone the hookers in the slummy areas lol.

01-22-2002, 11:56 AM	#4
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Utah may be ass backwards and water down your beer, but in all seriousness, Utah has to be one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. I spent 2 spring breaks in college bouncing around southern Utah and once you get down around Moab, holy shit... amazing. And you are close to Vegas. Just dont tell anyone you run smut. and NOTHING is as boring as Wyoming. I had the misfortune of driving through that state a couple months ago. Mind numbing its so bleak. [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 01-22-2002).]

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TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	yes you'll be fucked. the mormons will be all over deaming your business as "obscene" .. might as well pack it up and burn it. If there's any possible way to avoid moving to the middle of hell, I'd try it... because you'll be raped up the ass with a chainsaw there. ------------------ -TaDoW Eighty-seven percent of all people in all professions are incompetent.

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jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	No porn allowed in Utah. I use Verio for my hosting and they bought an ISP in Utah, they can't host any porn sites on those servers. But alot of there tech support is there. Jim

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jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	oops [This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 01-22-2002).]

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CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	seriously?? no porn allowed in utah???? are you sure about this? i mean i know you can buy dirty magazines there.....but do you know for a fact you cant run adult sites there? you would think with the olympics being there in a few days, that may have paved the way for some of the conservative fucks to lighten up....but maybe not

01-22-2002, 01:39 PM	#13
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Utah is also very agressive in pursuing internet claims...in the past they charged a man in another state for selling liquor in Utah because of an internet transaction that involved a Utah state resident and the circuit court (don't know which one) upheld the case. eros