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Tala · 05-13-2005, 03:56 PM

More Shit That Pisses Me Off

Here are a few more little items on the "Pisees Tala Off" list. They happen to us all, and I bet they piss you off too.

Doesn't it piss you off when...

Some jackass is in such a damn hurry to get someplace that he cuts you off, then decides he's not really in a hurry after all and slows to a snail's pace? Double points if there was lightyears of space BEHIND you when he cut you off, triple points if it was a cop.

Some idiot drives on your ass for 45 minutes before realizing that his brights were on the entire time. Again, double points for cops. Triple points for big rigs.

The DJ just HAS to talk over the end of a song, or the beginning, and you miss what he's said 'cause you're trying to listen to music. Double points for your favorite song.

Someone answers your question with a question?

Chicks wear revealing clothing and then get pissy because you're staring? Fuck you, bitch, you're showing off so I'm gonna stare.

Guys think that their car is an extension of their penis? Gentlemen, if you MUST have an expensive car to help your self-esteem, just save yourself the expense and buy penis pills instead. I know where you can get a GREAT deal.

People call during sex, your favorite tv show, dinner, or around 3 am. I'm not going to answer the phone, fuckstick. Buggar off.

You get so sleepy that your eyes cross, and for a brief moment, objects are closer than they appear.

People continually say, "sorry" but really aren't. If you're not sorry, then DON'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE!

Women who have nice, tight bodies complain that they're fat. Get bent, bitch.

Fat women don't realize that spandex is a privelege, not a right. Being a heavy girl myself, I understand that you want people to accept you for your size, but honey, no one puts a tutu on a cow. Put your ass back in clothes that fit and leave the slinky shit to the slinky girls.

Fat men can't see their pecker but expect YOU to see it for them. Baby, if you can't find it, I sure the hell ain't gonna.

Anyone who posts "facts" without shit to back 'em up. FACT: You don't have any facts to post, and no one gives a fuck anyway.

Anyone calls a normal sized girl "fat." Betcha you'd hit it if she offered it. Cut the crap.

Self-appointed saints try to wrestle your soul back to Jesus land? Double points for Baptists, triple for Latter-Day Saints. Jehovah's Witnesses don't count.

Some neolithic missing link uses the phrase, "She's got a nice personality." No, I don't. But I can say "go fuck yourself" in twelve languages.

Relish XXX · 05-13-2005, 03:59 PM

Are you on your period today?

Tala · 05-13-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

Are you on your period today?

I don't get one, I've been spayed.

But I do, from time to time, enjoy writing shit out. Could be because I'm a writer.

Relish XXX · 05-13-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

I don't get one, I've been spayed.

But I do, from time to time, enjoy writing shit out. Could be because I'm a writer.

So when we shag will you talk really naughty into my ear?

Tala · 05-13-2005, 04:05 PM

Perhaps. Who knows, you might be blindfolded too.

Relish XXX · 05-13-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Perhaps. Who knows, you might be blindfolded too.

Ok so I will be blinded folder and then end up on http://www.mydaughtersfuckinganigga.com but the male gay version?

Tala · 05-13-2005, 04:08 PM

Nah. I'm not THAT nice.

Relish XXX · 05-13-2005, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Nah. I'm not THAT nice.

Dam you are one 'Rude Bitch'.

tranza · 05-13-2005, 04:10 PM

I like your new sig Tala! ;)

Tala · 05-13-2005, 04:14 PM

You don't know the half of it, Relish.

Thanks tranza, I kinda like it too.

tbsteve · 05-13-2005, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Chicks wear revealing clothing and then get pissy because you're staring? Fuck you, bitch, you're showing off so I'm gonna stare.
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double points if its your girlfriends best friend, and tripple if it your boss' wife

Tala · 05-13-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tbsteve

double points if its your girlfriends best friend, and tripple if it your boss' wife

Nice!!!

05-13-2005, 05:29 PM

crazy too crazy

Tala · 05-14-2005, 12:39 PM

Addition:

Doesn't it piss you off when you're just about finished with an assignment or job and some jackass trips over the cord or just pulls the plug to get your attention, or the power goes out and you have to start all over again

pornguy · 05-14-2005, 02:18 PM

At least for you Tala, the power comes back on within a few hours. Our last power loss was for 18 hours, and I forgot everything I had put down in print.

CDSmith · 05-14-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Anyone who posts "facts" without shit to back 'em up. FACT: You don't have any facts to post, and no one gives a fuck anyway.

Wonder if DickJedi is going to take that personally.

Nightraven · 05-14-2005, 02:28 PM

Just wondering - are you using the points to measure what kind of day it has been? What´s your hi-score?

NoCarrier · 05-14-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

People calling around 3 am. I'm not going to answer the phone, fuckstick. Buggar off.

Usually, phone calls during the night are not good signs. So answer it, thank you.

Furious_Female · 05-14-2005, 02:59 PM

I agree with all of that!

05-13-2005, 03:56 PM	#1
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	More shit that pisses me off (Friday funny) More Shit That Pisses Me Off Here are a few more little items on the "Pisees Tala Off" list. They happen to us all, and I bet they piss you off too. Doesn't it piss you off when... Some jackass is in such a damn hurry to get someplace that he cuts you off, then decides he's not really in a hurry after all and slows to a snail's pace? Double points if there was lightyears of space BEHIND you when he cut you off, triple points if it was a cop. Some idiot drives on your ass for 45 minutes before realizing that his brights were on the entire time. Again, double points for cops. Triple points for big rigs. The DJ just HAS to talk over the end of a song, or the beginning, and you miss what he's said 'cause you're trying to listen to music. Double points for your favorite song. Someone answers your question with a question? Chicks wear revealing clothing and then get pissy because you're staring? Fuck you, bitch, you're showing off so I'm gonna stare. Guys think that their car is an extension of their penis? Gentlemen, if you MUST have an expensive car to help your self-esteem, just save yourself the expense and buy penis pills instead. I know where you can get a GREAT deal. People call during sex, your favorite tv show, dinner, or around 3 am. I'm not going to answer the phone, fuckstick. Buggar off. You get so sleepy that your eyes cross, and for a brief moment, objects are closer than they appear. People continually say, "sorry" but really aren't. If you're not sorry, then DON'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE! Women who have nice, tight bodies complain that they're fat. Get bent, bitch. Fat women don't realize that spandex is a privelege, not a right. Being a heavy girl myself, I understand that you want people to accept you for your size, but honey, no one puts a tutu on a cow. Put your ass back in clothes that fit and leave the slinky shit to the slinky girls. Fat men can't see their pecker but expect YOU to see it for them. Baby, if you can't find it, I sure the hell ain't gonna. Anyone who posts "facts" without shit to back 'em up. FACT: You don't have any facts to post, and no one gives a fuck anyway. Anyone calls a normal sized girl "fat." Betcha you'd hit it if she offered it. Cut the crap. Self-appointed saints try to wrestle your soul back to Jesus land? Double points for Baptists, triple for Latter-Day Saints. Jehovah's Witnesses don't count. Some neolithic missing link uses the phrase, "She's got a nice personality." No, I don't. But I can say "go fuck yourself" in twelve languages. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

05-13-2005, 03:59 PM	#2
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05-13-2005, 04:05 PM	#5
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Perhaps. Who knows, you might be blindfolded too. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

05-13-2005, 04:08 PM	#7
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Nah. I'm not THAT nice. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

05-13-2005, 04:10 PM	#9
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	I like your new sig Tala! ;) __________________ I'm just a newbie.

05-13-2005, 04:14 PM	#10
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	You don't know the half of it, Relish. Thanks tranza, I kinda like it too. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

05-13-2005, 05:29 PM	#13
blueb8llz Guest Posts: n/a	crazy too crazy

05-14-2005, 12:39 PM	#14
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Addition: Doesn't it piss you off when you're just about finished with an assignment or job and some jackass trips over the cord or just pulls the plug to get your attention, or the power goes out and you have to start all over again __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

05-14-2005, 02:18 PM	#15
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05-14-2005, 02:59 PM	#19
Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	I agree with all of that! __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue