is it hard to learn how to become a ballerina? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:35 PM

i want to make my body slender and flexible like a ballet dance. where can i learn this, and how long will it take me?

Spunky · 05-12-2005, 08:36 PM

Do you have your pink tu tu?

seeric · 05-12-2005, 08:36 PM

in your case. no it wouldn't be hard at all.

camouflaged123 · 05-12-2005, 08:37 PM

u have so many local classes which will teach u these dances at affordable prices...
look out in your daily newspaper or directory and u will come up with a few..

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Do you have your pink tu tu?

no, lenny borrowed it and never returned it back

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

in your case. no it wouldn't be hard at all.

but i am not slender and flexible

Snake Doctor · 05-12-2005, 08:40 PM

I'll teach you next Wednesday when I come by

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by camouflaged123

u have so many local classes which will teach u these dances at affordable prices...
look out in your daily newspaper or directory and u will come up with a few..

do they also rent tutus?

Snake Doctor · 05-12-2005, 08:41 PM

Dammit Izzy.....you beat me to it

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

I'll teach you next Wednesday when I come by

you said you were only going to borrow my tutu for a few days, its been 5 weeks now

GiantGnome · 05-12-2005, 08:42 PM

This is the biggest bull shit story I have ever heard! Youre already flexible. You know damn well Juicy has had your knees behind your ears many times.

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Dammit Izzy.....you beat me to it

i have those pics ready to fire at the push of a button

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

This is the biggest bull shit story I have ever heard! Youre already flexible. You know damn well Juicy has had your knees behind your ears many times.

you finally admit that you're jealous

Snake Doctor · 05-12-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

you said you were only going to borrow my tutu for a few days, its been 5 weeks now

Well per our agreement I have to come to your house every wednesday wearing nothing but a pink tutu and a captain's hat, and constantly shout the word "VERBOTEN" into a conch shell, while balanced on the back of a miniature pony.

Once our deal is up you can have the tutu back......besides I like it, it feels kind of cool when it rides up

reynold · 05-12-2005, 08:45 PM

How old are you now mrIzzz? If only you could have started it when you were still young, when your bones are more flexible, you will not have the hardship of learning it. ;)

GiantGnome · 05-12-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

you finally admit that you're jealous

Yes dammit yes, I admit it! I am jealous.

Vanilla DeVille · 05-12-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i want to make my body slender and flexible like a ballet dance. where can i learn this, and how long will it take me?

Is it for this reason, Izzy:

Men Ballet dancers

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Well per our agreement I have to come to your house every wednesday wearing nothing but a pink tutu and a captain's hat, and constantly shout the word "VERBOTEN" into a conch shell, while balanced on the back of a miniature pony.

Once our deal is up you can have the tutu back......besides I like it, it feels kind of cool when it rides up

thats right, lmfao

Mrs. Lenny2 · 05-12-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Well per our agreement I have to come to your house every wednesday wearing nothing but a pink tutu and a captain's hat, and constantly shout the word "VERBOTEN" into a conch shell, while balanced on the back of a miniature pony.

Once our deal is up you can have the tutu back......besides I like it, it feels kind of cool when it rides up

Thank goodness I'm at work when all of this happens.

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

How old are you now mrIzzz? If only you could have started it when you were still young, when your bones are more flexible, you will not have the hardship of learning it. ;)

29

lol, i was always more of a "brute" sports guy, i never was into the graceful arts

MrIzzz · 05-12-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Is it for this reason, Izzy:

Men Ballet dancers

thats toooooooooo funny, omg. i love it.

and yes, thats pretty much the only reason

Vanilla DeVille · 05-12-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

thats toooooooooo funny, omg. i love it.

and yes, thats pretty much the only reason

I knew it, I knew it!!!! LOL Stewie's signing up online now!

Snake Doctor · 05-12-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Is it for this reason, Izzy:

Men Ballet dancers

LMAO....that was great.

Izzy, you're never getting the tutu back now

TexasDreams · 05-12-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i want to make my body slender and flexible like a ballet dance. where can i learn this, and how long will it take me?

BallerIzzy?!?!?!

Hold me closer tiny dancer.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 05-12-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

BallerIzzy?!?!?!

Hold me closer tiny dancer.

Oh my God....that's hilarious!!!

Snake Doctor · 05-12-2005, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

BallerIzzy?!?!?!

Hold me closer tiny dancer.

That Rocks!! I think I found my new sig banner

Screaming · 05-12-2005, 09:19 PM

well look into classes, shouldnt take long if you are already in some what of shape

Vanilla DeVille · 05-12-2005, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

BallerIzzy?!?!?!

Hold me closer tiny dancer.

You look kind of sexy there, Izzz!!

gecko · 05-12-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

BallerIzzy?!?!?!

Hold me closer tiny dancer.

You go girl

05-13-2005, 07:18 PM

jus stretch

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