is it hard to learn how to become a ballerina?
 

i want to make my body slender and flexible like a ballet dance. where can i learn this, and how long will it take me?

Do you have your pink tu tu?

in your case. no it wouldn't be hard at all.

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u have so many local classes which will teach u these dances at affordable prices...
look out in your daily newspaper or directory and u will come up with a few..

no, lenny borrowed it and never returned it back

http://www.boomboomlounge.com/bullshit/lennytut2.jpg

but i am not slender and flexible :(

I'll teach you next Wednesday when I come by
http://www.boomboomlounge.com/bullshit/lennytut2.jpg

do they also rent tutus?

Dammit Izzy.....you beat me to it

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you said you were only going to borrow my tutu for a few days, its been 5 weeks now :(

This is the biggest bull shit story I have ever heard! Youre already flexible. You know damn well Juicy has had your knees behind your ears many times.

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i have those pics ready to fire at the push of a button

you finally admit that you're jealous :helpme

Well per our agreement I have to come to your house every wednesday wearing nothing but a pink tutu and a captain's hat, and constantly shout the word "VERBOTEN" into a conch shell, while balanced on the back of a miniature pony.

Once our deal is up you can have the tutu back......besides I like it, it feels kind of cool when it rides up :Graucho

How old are you now mrIzzz? If only you could have started it when you were still young, when your bones are more flexible, you will not have the hardship of learning it. ;)

Yes dammit yes, I admit it! I am jealous. :waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

Is it for this reason, Izzy:

Men Ballet dancers

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats right, lmfao

Thank goodness I'm at work when all of this happens. :helpme

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lol, i was always more of a "brute" sports guy, i never was into the graceful arts

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thats toooooooooo funny, omg. i love it.

and yes, thats pretty much the only reason

I knew it, I knew it!!!! LOL Stewie's signing up online now! :1orglaugh

LMAO....that was great.

Izzy, you're never getting the tutu back now :1orglaugh

BallerIzzy?!?!?! :Oh crap

http://www.texasdreams.com/ballerizzzy.gif

Hold me closer tiny dancer. :1orglaugh

Oh my God....that's hilarious!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That Rocks!! I think I found my new sig banner :1orglaugh

well look into classes, shouldnt take long if you are already in some what of shape

You look kind of sexy there, Izzz!! :winkwink:

You go girl :thumbsup

jus stretch