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Old 05-12-2005, 12:50 AM   #1
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If you were at a party at the Playboy mansion would you go into the Grotto?

I wouldn't.
Imagine all the loads floating around in that water, and the walls and floors covered in semen, from years and decades of sex in that cave.


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Old 05-12-2005, 12:51 AM   #2
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Chlorine takes care of that !
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Old 05-12-2005, 12:53 AM   #3
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This applies to motel rooms too.
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Old 05-12-2005, 02:14 AM   #4
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Everywhere you go is dirty.

Think about restaurants. Imagine how many people have sat in the same chair you are sitting in with smelly underwear on.

Think about all the germs and dirt on the money we all handle.

Think about how many hands have been on the escalator you put your hand on.

Think about the fact that half the guys that go to piss or shit in a public restroom walk out without washing their hands and touch the door handle you do on the way out.

Think about how many people have squeezed the fruit and vegetables at the market before you picked the one you wanted.

etc. etc. etc.

You can't think about it or you would get grossed out all day long.
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Old 05-12-2005, 02:45 AM   #5
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eh, pffft, etc.
one needs exposure to some germs and bacteria etc within reason in order to maintain a resistance
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Old 05-12-2005, 02:46 AM   #6
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i would...and i would fuck the shit out of my wife in front of 30 people and laugh while cumming all over her tits

then watch my little load float away in the hot tub
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:18 AM   #7
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i would...and i would fuck the shit out of my wife in front of 30 people and laugh while cumming all over her tits

then watch my little load float away in the hot tub
You'll be sure to post pictures, right?
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:25 AM   #8
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i would...and i would fuck the shit out of my wife in front of 30 people and laugh while cumming all over her tits

then watch my little load float away in the hot tub
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:34 AM   #9
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tastes great, less filling!
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:41 AM   #10
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i might be crazy, but i never tuch an escalator, and i use paper towels to open bathroom doors.

I'd never enter the grotto unless i had a couple fine ass chicks to go in with though..lol
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:57 AM   #11
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Huzzah on a wonderfully ebullient inaugural post.
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:58 AM   #12
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You'll be sure to post pictures, right?
if I am ever in the grotto...for sure
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:43 PM   #13
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is that a penis pump?
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:45 PM   #14
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For sure...that is historic
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