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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 23
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If you were at a party at the Playboy mansion would you go into the Grotto?
I wouldn't.
Imagine all the loads floating around in that water, and the walls and floors covered in semen, from years and decades of sex in that cave. ![]() |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,052
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Chlorine takes care of that !
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No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: GFY
Posts: 28,300
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This applies to motel rooms too.
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Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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Everywhere you go is dirty.
Think about restaurants. Imagine how many people have sat in the same chair you are sitting in with smelly underwear on. Think about all the germs and dirt on the money we all handle. Think about how many hands have been on the escalator you put your hand on. Think about the fact that half the guys that go to piss or shit in a public restroom walk out without washing their hands and touch the door handle you do on the way out. Think about how many people have squeezed the fruit and vegetables at the market before you picked the one you wanted. etc. etc. etc. You can't think about it or you would get grossed out all day long.
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Team Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inside the most accurately counting and reporting affiliate system in the world at XPays.com
Posts: 13,002
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eh, pffft, etc.
one needs exposure to some germs and bacteria etc within reason in order to maintain a resistance ![]()
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#6 |
FBOP Class Of 2013
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: bumfuck, ky
Posts: 35,562
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i would...and i would fuck the shit out of my wife in front of 30 people and laugh while cumming all over her tits
then watch my little load float away in the hot tub |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Political subdivision United States, Continent North America, Planet Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 5,335
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tastes great, less filling!
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BACON BACON BACON
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
Posts: 35,462
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i might be crazy, but i never tuch an escalator, and i use paper towels to open bathroom doors.
I'd never enter the grotto unless i had a couple fine ass chicks to go in with though..lol |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Flukenstock Manor
Posts: 106
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Huzzah on a wonderfully ebullient inaugural post.
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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Location: bumfuck, ky
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,177
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is that a penis pump?
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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For sure...that is historic
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