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Old 05-10-2005, 12:14 AM   #1
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I had sex 7 times today

This is my new personal record... 7 nuts busted. Anybody ever break 10?
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:29 AM   #2
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I had sex 7 times today

First of all, nobody gives a shit how many times you had sex today.

Secondly, how old are you? I was going 7 rounds per day back in high school and you seem to think that you are a champion or something. Are you aware that this is an adult webmaster board?

Lastly....When you finally do turn 18 and decide to move out of mom and dad's house, you will find that your part time job at McDonald's does not earn you enough to pay your bills and maintain your current hooker expenses.

Perhaps you should prioritise your life a bit different starting tomorrow.
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:31 AM   #3
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Ouch. How long do you think it'll be until you can sit down again?
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:32 AM   #4
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First of all, nobody gives a shit how many times you had sex today.

Secondly, how old are you? I was going 7 rounds per day back in high school and you seem to think that you are a champion or something. Are you aware that this is an adult webmaster board?

Lastly....When you finally do turn 18 and decide to move out of mom and dad's house, you will find that your part time job at McDonald's does not earn you enough to pay your bills and maintain your current hooker expenses.

Perhaps you should prioritise your life a bit different starting tomorrow.
ROFL!!!! Holy shit, PimpPorn you just verbally owned, go pick up pieces of your ass there everywere!
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:33 AM   #5
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7 is my record too - and I was wiped out the next day.
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:38 AM   #6
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is your hand tired?
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:42 AM   #7
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is your hand tired?
Nope but his ass is really hurting
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:43 AM   #8
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Those wet dreams really start happening a lot as you get up in your teen years.
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:44 AM   #9
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is your hand tired?
Either that or maybe he needs one of these to fix his doll.

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Old 05-10-2005, 12:49 AM   #10
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Old 05-10-2005, 12:59 AM   #11
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First of all, nobody gives a shit how many times you had sex today.

Secondly, how old are you? I was going 7 rounds per day back in high school and you seem to think that you are a champion or something. Are you aware that this is an adult webmaster board?

Lastly....When you finally do turn 18 and decide to move out of mom and dad's house, you will find that your part time job at McDonald's does not earn you enough to pay your bills and maintain your current hooker expenses.

Perhaps you should prioritise your life a bit different starting tomorrow.
Actually dude I'm 25, have met you before, I own weconvert.com. Bro, give me a break now.. you are obviously jealous that I got laid today.
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:01 AM   #12
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Either that or maybe he needs one of these to fix his doll.


tisi could be of big help for a quick fix.
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:03 AM   #13
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ROFL!!!! Holy shit, PimpPorn you just verbally owned, go pick up pieces of your ass there everywere!
STFU NOOB LOSER

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Old 05-10-2005, 01:13 AM   #14
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:23 AM   #15
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You say your 25 and posting on a webmaster board "I HAD SEX 7 TIMES TODAY YAH IM COOL!"...umm you have to be in highschool.
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:44 AM   #16
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back in the day the most I done was 15+ in one night.

how do i know?

i bought a pack of 15 condoms...

I used them all and a couple of times I had sex without a condom that night.

It was an all nighter, NO SLEEP @ ALL.

Now im 23 and there is no way I can do that in hell again.
Now its more like 2-3 times a nite max and then i fall asleep
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Old 05-10-2005, 01:47 AM   #17
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:53 PM   #18
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tisi could be of big help for a quick fix.
reynold, what worries me is that you had a picture of that extra large kit!!!!
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:55 PM   #19
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If if were doing it right the first time you wouldn't be able to fuck 6 more times.
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:55 PM   #20
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That was my question
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Old 05-10-2005, 03:57 PM   #21
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Your ass must be really sore and bleeding now eh dude
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Old 05-10-2005, 04:24 PM   #22
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Old 05-10-2005, 04:31 PM   #23
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Actually dude I'm 25, have met you before, I own weconvert.com. Bro, give me a break now.. you are obviously jealous that I got laid today.

So you have met me.





As for jealousy over you gettting laid....Uh...OK.
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