I had sex 7 times today
 

This is my new personal record... 7 nuts busted. Anybody ever break 10?

First of all, nobody gives a shit how many times you had sex today.

Secondly, how old are you? I was going 7 rounds per day back in high school and you seem to think that you are a champion or something. Are you aware that this is an adult webmaster board?

Lastly....When you finally do turn 18 and decide to move out of mom and dad's house, you will find that your part time job at McDonald's does not earn you enough to pay your bills and maintain your current hooker expenses.

Perhaps you should prioritise your life a bit different starting tomorrow. :2 cents:

Ouch. How long do you think it'll be until you can sit down again?

ROFL!!!! Holy shit, PimpPorn you just verbally owned, go pick up pieces of your ass there everywere! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

7 is my record too - and I was wiped out the next day.

is your hand tired?

Nope but his ass is really hurting :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Those wet dreams really start happening a lot as you get up in your teen years.

Either that or maybe he needs one of these to fix his doll.

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Im Not Gay But My Asshole Is!!

Actually dude I'm 25, have met you before, I own weconvert.com. Bro, give me a break now.. you are obviously jealous that I got laid today.

tisi could be of big help for a quick fix. :thumbsup

STFU NOOB LOSER

Still trying to figure out how to use a sig?

I'd hit it

You say your 25 and posting on a webmaster board "I HAD SEX 7 TIMES TODAY YAH IM COOL!"...umm you have to be in highschool.

back in the day the most I done was 15+ in one night.

how do i know?

i bought a pack of 15 condoms...

I used them all and a couple of times I had sex without a condom that night.

It was an all nighter, NO SLEEP @ ALL.

Now im 23 and there is no way I can do that in hell again.
Now its more like 2-3 times a nite max and then i fall asleep

Fuck...I can go at it once and i'm spent. :(

reynold, what worries me is that you had a picture of that extra large kit!!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If if were doing it right the first time you wouldn't be able to fuck 6 more times.

That was my question :1orglaugh

Your ass must be really sore and bleeding now eh dude

Thanks for laughing

So you have met me.

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As for jealousy over you gettting laid....Uh...OK. :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh