FACT: A man gains NOTHING by getting married - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

woj · 05-10-2005, 01:50 PM

50 single men...

Net41 · 05-10-2005, 01:51 PM

Why do you give a shit what other people who don't care about you do?

Mrs. Lenny2 · 05-10-2005, 01:51 PM

I find it rather amusing that such generalized statements can be thought of as fact. Some marriages work and some don't. If yours didn't, move on and leave it at that. If you choose to be single, more power to you. But, to make generalized statements that you believe to be fact only makes you look like a fool.

Elli · 05-10-2005, 01:52 PM

In Canada you don't have to get married. If you live common-law for two years, then similar laws apply to you. You get to leave with what you came in with, but anything you acquired together you need to split down the middle.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Every man will also get withered and fat. Such is the beauty of growing old together.

YEAH BUT WHEN I'M 45, I'LL STILL BE FUCKING 18-26 YEAR OLDS.

AND NOT ONE MAN IS GOING TO LOOK AT YOUR FLABBY ROLLS.

DEAL.

sweetME · 05-10-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Typical bullshit statistic; it includes among the numbers of unmarried men the detritus of humanity; fags, drunks, dope addicts, criminals who all live shortened lives thatnks to their high risk lifestyles...

You are absolutely right, girlfriend

Elli · 05-10-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

YEAH BUT WHEN I'M 45, I'LL STILL BE FUCKING 18-26 YEAR OLDS.

AND NOT ONE MAN IS GOING TO LOOK AT YOUR FLABBY ROLLS.

DEAL.

I can deal. Hell, my grandmother said she's had more fun since 60 than in all the first 59 years put together. But what does she know.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

I can deal. Hell, my grandmother said she's had more fun since 60 than in all the first 59 years put together. But what does she know.

I bet.

Playing bingo on weekends and herding a pack of cats must be thrilling.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

I find it rather amusing that such generalized statements can be thought of as fact. Some marriages work and some don't. If yours didn't, move on and leave it at that. If you choose to be single, more power to you. But, to make generalized statements that you believe to be fact only makes you look like a fool.

IF YOU DON'T GET SICK OF FUCKING THE SAME WOMAN, CHECK YOUR UNDERWEAR & SEE IF YOUR BALLS ARE STILL THERE.

Elli · 05-10-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I bet.

Playing bingo on weekends and herding a pack of cats must be thrilling.

haha you're too funny.

She hates bingo.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 05-10-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

IF YOU DON'T GET SICK OF FUCKING THE SAME WOMAN, CHECK YOUR UNDERWEAR & SEE IF YOUR BALLS ARE STILL THERE.

Ahem.....I happen to be a woman. No balls here.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Ahem.....I happen to be a woman. No balls here.

Whatever.

Marriage does not work for men. I don't give a shit how many married men delude themselves (or simply lie flat out) that they are happy.

Monogamy is contrary to the natural biological urges of all human males. This is neither good or bad...it's simply a fact.

Shaddam IV · 05-10-2005, 02:14 PM

married men are pussies

always having to answer to their wives
yes dear
of course dear
can i spend this money dear
and they never have sex
then they give they half their income away and never get sex

Nightraven · 05-10-2005, 02:39 PM

NOT TRUE , you gain a curfew!! And approx. 140 lbs

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-10-2005, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Ah, so you're saying I wouldn't marry for love, I would marry for money. OR I wouldn't be so foolish as to fall in love with a guy who didn't have the money I wanted. Either way, quite silly assumptions. Both times I've fallen in love, the guy has had less money than myself.

He is saying that he groups all women together by his own warped view on what he knows to be fact..but is in fact far from the truth.

pornguy · 05-10-2005, 02:42 PM

I have gained everything by getting married.

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I have gained everything by getting married.

Care to name it ?

Anthony · 05-10-2005, 03:09 PM

Why anyone would listen to this moron about anything is beyond me.

From reading his posts it is quite obvious that he is a skinny nerd who had never touched a tit let alone dated, who's people skills consist of posting made up statistics and pseudo arguments while sitting in front of his monitor in his soiled under-roos briefs.

Rorschach · 05-10-2005, 03:18 PM

MARRIAGE IS LIKE A LIFE SENTENCE

STAY FREE!

whatif_3 · 05-10-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Cold hard cash.

Life cycle of a typical American woman:

- Fucks like a crazy slut in college. Gangbangs at frat parties on weekends. Destroys her body by drinking, smoking and lying in the sun to get a nice tan.

- Gets a power corporate job, pumps her fist in the air over grrl power, and fucks more men. One night stands during business trips are normal.

- Suddenly "oh no, I'm turning 30 and must land a husband".

- Contacts every guy from her past, including that guy she rejected in high school, and that Mexican guy she fucked during spring break.

- Wonders why no one wants her bitter, angry, wrinkled ass. Watches "Sex and the City" and reads Cosmopolitan magazine for enlightenment.

- Eventually gives up, and orders 20 cats. Spends the next 50 years listening to the same old sad songs every night as her cats wail in agony. Keeps pictures of herself from her high school and college days to show people that she was once an attractive, young girl.

- Finally dies. Cats rejoice.

HAHAHAHHAHA how can you not help but like DJ? he certainly has more character/personality than most people on here and his discussions are very colorful, even if everybody does not agree with his point of view

and all these haters always follow him to fight him, and he keeps up well

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Why anyone would listen to this moron about anything is beyond me.

From reading his posts it is quite obvious that he is a skinny nerd who had never touched a tit let alone dated, who's people skills consist of posting made up statistics and pseudo arguments while sitting in front of his monitor in his soiled under-roos briefs.

homo says what?

Kimmykim · 05-10-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

married men are pussies

always having to answer to their wives
yes dear
of course dear
can i spend this money dear
and they never have sex
then they give they half their income away and never get sex

Apparently you boys are getting married to the wrong women.

whatif_3 · 05-10-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Apparently you boys are getting married to the wrong women.

wrong women can cleverly disguise themselves as right women until the time is right for them and by then it may be too late. to break away means a lot of sacrifice, kids, money, divorce, family

Rorschach · 05-10-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Apparently you boys are getting married to the wrong women.

that's what all women do... ALL of them.

they might seem great at the start, and not like the others... but eventually they'll show their true colours. It might be 6 months from now, or 6 years... but there's nothing that gives a woman greater satisfaction than breaking a man.

nico-t · 05-10-2005, 03:33 PM

it strikes me that women, when they get older, do anyhting to get married. The older they get, the more desperate they become in getting married and having children.
They try to keep themselfs slim to be attractive. When it goes like they plan, they get a husband, and a year later or so get pregnant.

The long hair is getting replaced by a short dyke cut, "because its so much easier
when being pregnant and eventually having to babysit" or w/e.
After the child is born, theyre fat. "its fat of my pregnancy, its really hard to loose it".

Bullshit. The real reason is that the need to be attractive is gone. They reached their goal by having a man and a child, a family. They can sit back and get fatter and fatter.
A divorce wouldnt be a move the man would easily make, because that costs money and only the argument of her being fat is not accepted by society.But did he marry a fat bitch? No. So its sort of a prison, the only ticket out is much drama and money, and alot of men dont want that so they stay against their will in the marriage.
Mission of the broad accomplished.

$5 submissions · 05-10-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

What do you mean gain Nothing ? I gained about 50 lbs

LOL. So true. I gained quite a few pounds after getting married. It's all good though.

CDSmith · 05-10-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

FACT: you're too stupid to argue the point.

I put your response at about a grade four level.

And I'm being generous here.

punker barbie · 05-10-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

There is absolutely NO reason for a man to get married. Marriage is a benefit for women, only.

For men it's a step down in every way...freedom, happiness, wealth, sex, opportunity... It's a losing proposition no matter how you look at it.

If you're thinking about getting married, DON'T.

i agree marriage is NOT for me and apprently not for you either... but hey if others want to all i have to say is HAPPY DIVORCE!

:P

punker barbie · 05-10-2005, 03:37 PM

on a side note- it least get a prenup if one does decide to get married!

Alex · 05-10-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Net41

Why do you give a shit what other people who don't care about you do?

You should ask yourself the same question. DJ is bithing you like a tool.

Alex · 05-10-2005, 03:40 PM

DJ owns all you tools.

Why do you let him push you around.

CDSmith · 05-10-2005, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Not being married doesn't mean being single and dying alone.

But it does for you, judging by your lousy opinion of women and basically everything else in life.

No worries... you'll always have porn. :D

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-10-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

There is absolutely NO reason for a man to get married. Marriage is a benefit for women, only.

For men it's a step down in every way...freedom, happiness, wealth, sex, opportunity... It's a losing proposition no matter how you look at it.

If you're thinking about getting married, DON'T.

STFU.....

MrJackMeHoff · 05-10-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Who is this guy?

Its his pic, duh cant you tell by his clueless posts?

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

But it does for you, judging by your lousy opinion of women and basically everything else in life.

No worries... you'll always have porn. :D

Tell me, are you married ?

DarkJedi · 05-10-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Tell me, are you married ?

Thought not.

How old are you, 42 ? So by your own definition you're either a loser or a fag.

OWNED.

Mrs. Lenny2 · 05-10-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

Its his pic, duh cant you tell by his clueless posts?

The operative word here being "clueless"

Mrs. Lenny2 · 05-10-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

haha you're too funny.

She hates bingo.

Are you the same Elli that I met on the Lake Mead cruise during Internext?

Platinumpimp · 05-10-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Thought not.

How old are you, 42 ? So by your own definition you're either a loser or a fag.

OWNED.

What's up with fag this and fag that?

Are you a fucking closet homo yourself?

Susan F · 05-10-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

So tell me, what did yo gain by getting married ?

Men marry just to make sure the kids don't end up fucked up.

Without exception a single mother will fuck up children so bad it will take a decade to fix it.
Men are forced to marry to help their offspring.

Sad but true.

ARe you really this inadequate? you cannot communicate or relate to the other sex, so instead of accepting you have a problem you bash the other sex? I feel sorry for you...

As to what a man gains, it depends on what he wants out of marriage:
-Some look for a trophy wife to improve their self esteem.
-Some seek a companion and someone to share life with.

Fact is, that everyone needs a support system, no matter who you are, and a spouse is the best support you can have (that is if you married someone you can talk to).

So basically, you get what you seek, if you want a good wife, you can have it, you just need to give as well as receive.

Susan F · 05-10-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

that's what all women do... ALL of them.

they might seem great at the start, and not like the others... but eventually they'll show their true colours. It might be 6 months from now, or 6 years... but there's nothing that gives a woman greater satisfaction than breaking a man.

Don´t you think that maybe that´s the only type of women you´re attracting? You can´t be more wrong with this bogus statement...

Sorry to see there are so many sad, sad men over here...

Elli · 05-10-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Lenny2

Are you the same Elli that I met on the Lake Mead cruise during Internext?

Most likely, yes. Was it raining and dark out? ;)

Tipsy · 05-10-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Susan F

Don´t you think that maybe that´s the only type of women you´re attracting? You can´t be more wrong with this bogus statement...

Sorry to see there are so many sad, sad men over here...

It's Internet porn - what do you expect? Immature computer geeks make up a huge % of it.

BigRod · 05-10-2005, 05:18 PM

Thats some funny shit

Mrs. Lenny2 · 05-10-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

Most likely, yes. Was it raining and dark out? ;)

Yes, it was. I think we met before getting on the bus. I was with my husband and he introduced me to you and Sleazy.

EmporerEJ · 05-10-2005, 06:25 PM

Dude, You are a Prophet.

I would have said it, but I didn't want all the sad lonely married men jumping my ass trying to convince themselves they were "happy" and did "the right thing."

I have NEVER met a guy that was really "happy."

I have NEVER been married and NEVER will. You are absolutely right, there is NOTHING a man gets that he can't get without being married.

KRL · 05-10-2005, 06:33 PM

About half the things you deal with by being married are good and the other half are a nightmare. So its pretty much a combo of heaven and hell at the same time. Most guys jump into marriage are totally clueless what's ahead.

Missy · 05-10-2005, 07:12 PM

I'm not understanding one thing here. You say that if you find somebody you love and want to be with, you'll just be with her without getting married. But in most long term (unmarried) relationships, you lose the same things you would lose if you were to get married.
-If you live together long enough, she still gets half of the possessions when/if you split, according to common law.
-You still have to fuck the same pussy every night. If you are lucky enough to end up with a girl who doesn't care if you go out and get some strange, what would make you think that would end if you marry her?
-You still get fat. I know plenty of (unmarried) guys who have gained too much weight because their girlfriend happens to be a good cook. Age also plays a big factor, no matter the relationship status.
-You lose no more freedoms than you would if you were in a long term, committed relationship. If she is going to put restrictions on you after you're married, you can bet your ass she will also put them on you before you get married.

The bottom line is that if you choose to be in a serious, long term relationship with a woman who is going to turn you into a fat, worthless, miserable slob, she is going to do that regardless if you marry her or not.

Big Red Machine · 05-10-2005, 07:36 PM

I just met this Wood Worker today. He just got divorced. He told me his father told him years ago "The most expensive hooker you'll ever have is a Wife" He spent 17K on a ring his still paying off, and said she was sexually wild up untill they got married. After 1 yr of marriage no anal no oral nadda
So even though DarkJedi doesn't sugar coat things there is truth to it.
Marriage and Divorce can be a real trap for us men. If your going to go ahead and get married be smart about it and learn from others mistakes

Big Red Machine · 05-10-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

i agree marriage is NOT for me and apprently not for you either... but hey if others want to all i have to say is HAPPY DIVORCE!

:P

No Marriage for u Punker ......Ratz now I have to go sell the ring I bought for you

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Mrs. Lenny2 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,175	I find it rather amusing that such generalized statements can be thought of as fact. Some marriages work and some don't. If yours didn't, move on and leave it at that. If you choose to be single, more power to you. But, to make generalized statements that you believe to be fact only makes you look like a fool. __________________ [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ICQ# 193-939-788

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Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	Why anyone would listen to this moron about anything is beyond me. From reading his posts it is quite obvious that he is a skinny nerd who had never touched a tit let alone dated, who's people skills consist of posting made up statistics and pseudo arguments while sitting in front of his monitor in his soiled under-roos briefs.

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05-10-2005, 03:33 PM	#75
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	it strikes me that women, when they get older, do anyhting to get married. The older they get, the more desperate they become in getting married and having children. They try to keep themselfs slim to be attractive. When it goes like they plan, they get a husband, and a year later or so get pregnant. The long hair is getting replaced by a short dyke cut, "because its so much easier when being pregnant and eventually having to babysit" or w/e. After the child is born, theyre fat. "its fat of my pregnancy, its really hard to loose it". Bullshit. The real reason is that the need to be attractive is gone. They reached their goal by having a man and a child, a family. They can sit back and get fatter and fatter. A divorce wouldnt be a move the man would easily make, because that costs money and only the argument of her being fat is not accepted by society.But did he marry a fat bitch? No. So its sort of a prison, the only ticket out is much drama and money, and alot of men dont want that so they stay against their will in the marriage. Mission of the broad accomplished. Last edited by nico-t; 05-10-2005 at 03:34 PM..

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	About half the things you deal with by being married are good and the other half are a nightmare. So its pretty much a combo of heaven and hell at the same time. Most guys jump into marriage are totally clueless what's ahead. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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Missy FLASHCA$H.COM Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In my skin Posts: 1,257	I'm not understanding one thing here. You say that if you find somebody you love and want to be with, you'll just be with her without getting married. But in most long term (unmarried) relationships, you lose the same things you would lose if you were to get married. -If you live together long enough, she still gets half of the possessions when/if you split, according to common law. -You still have to fuck the same pussy every night. If you are lucky enough to end up with a girl who doesn't care if you go out and get some strange, what would make you think that would end if you marry her? -You still get fat. I know plenty of (unmarried) guys who have gained too much weight because their girlfriend happens to be a good cook. Age also plays a big factor, no matter the relationship status. -You lose no more freedoms than you would if you were in a long term, committed relationship. If she is going to put restrictions on you after you're married, you can bet your ass she will also put them on you before you get married. The bottom line is that if you choose to be in a serious, long term relationship with a woman who is going to turn you into a fat, worthless, miserable slob, she is going to do that regardless if you marry her or not.

05-10-2005, 07:36 PM	#99
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	I just met this Wood Worker today. He just got divorced. He told me his father told him years ago "The most expensive hooker you'll ever have is a Wife" He spent 17K on a ring his still paying off, and said she was sexually wild up untill they got married. After 1 yr of marriage no anal no oral nadda So even though DarkJedi doesn't sugar coat things there is truth to it. Marriage and Divorce can be a real trap for us men. If your going to go ahead and get married be smart about it and learn from others mistakes __________________ ICQ:475437214