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Bear · 05-10-2005, 05:49 AM

Does anyone know any good offshore bank that can apply easily? I just want internet access, wire trasnfer and atm cad to get money.

Daymare · 05-10-2005, 05:53 AM

avoiding taxes.... you'll get busted eventually.

DutchTeenCash · 05-10-2005, 05:55 AM

and another one who thinks he can pay $50 and get an account that accepts adult, if you have 25k to spare post and ill hit you up...

chemicaleyes · 05-10-2005, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

and another one who thinks he can pay $50 and get an account that accepts adult, if you have 25k to spare post and ill hit you up...

Ya don't need a spare 25K to open a personal offshore account. lol

DutchTeenCash · 05-10-2005, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by chemicaleyes

Ya don't need a spare 25K to open a personal offshore account. lol

Nope you dont. Then again you have no clue if youre posting this. A personal offshore account is worthless. And if you got one, youll know why, now or in the near future. Ask someone who knows.

Bear · 05-10-2005, 06:01 AM

I am not living in US and all my business are not conduct in the my country. So I don't think of a reason I need a onshore company.

25k, yeah that might be for some bank but normally, you don't need that much money in order to have a offshore account.

I already got a offshore account, but the bank no longer doing business with foreigner, so that's why I am looking for another bank.

chemicaleyes · 05-10-2005, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

Nope you dont. Then again you have no clue if youre posting this. A personal offshore account is worthless. And if you got one, youll know why, now or in the near future. Ask someone who knows.

Well done, you know more about offshore accounts than I do! yippee.. try to stop sounding like an arrogant asshole when you type.

DutchTeenCash · 05-10-2005, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Bear

I am not living in US and all my business are not conduct in the my country. So I don't think of a reason I need a onshore company.

25k, yeah that might be for some bank but normally, you don't need that much money in order to have a offshore account.

I already got a offshore account, but the bank no longer doing business with foreigner, so that's why I am looking for another bank.

Ah someone got kicked again

Ill help you, free of charge : there is no - I repeat no - offshore bank anymore that accepts 1. adult and 2. personal accounts.

So you can do 2 things, 1. open a new account take the risk and see if they keep your money like the last Lithuanian bank (do a search) or 2. make proper arrangements, cough up and be safe.

Let me remind you 2 weeks is all it takes to find your account if its on a personal bases. I can and so can the IRS.

Bear · 05-10-2005, 06:06 AM

I can use 2.5k to setup a offshore company and have nominee bank signatory service (someone who manage and open a bank account, you don't even need to show your information to the bank). Of course, you might think it's rather risky, but most of the nominee are lawyer, it might incease confidences.

DutchTeenCash · 05-10-2005, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by chemicaleyes

Well done, you know more about offshore accounts than I do! yippee.. try to stop sounding like an arrogant asshole when you type.

It just makes me laugh when ppl here (and you gotta admit that happens every week or so) ask for an offshore account, most have no fucking clue and yes anyone can open an account in 2 secs, but that same account also doesnt do shit. Like I said its worthless.

DutchTeenCash · 05-10-2005, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bear

I can use 2.5k to setup a offshore company and have nominee bank signatory service (someone who manage and open a bank account, you don't even need to show your information to the bank). Of course, you might think it's rather risky, but most of the nominee are lawyer, it might incease confidences.

Nominees are nice, did you check to whom they disclose? Oh and if the bank doesnt ask refs or not copies with apostilles etc then you might wanna recheck that bank again. If its not official your money will be gone when shit happens.

Bear · 05-10-2005, 06:11 AM

They disclose the Nominees information only. When you setup your offshore, I think you will also need Nominees director and shareholder. In this way, it will give you more protection.

chemicaleyes · 05-10-2005, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

It just makes me laugh when ppl here (and you gotta admit that happens every week or so) ask for an offshore account, most have no fucking clue and yes anyone can open an account in 2 secs, but that same account also doesnt do shit. Like I said its worthless.

Agreed.

outta here, off down the beach.

DutchTeenCash · 05-10-2005, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Bear

They disclose the Nominees information only. When you setup your offshore, I think you will also need Nominees director and shareholder. In this way, it will give you more protection.

Thats not true, my 2 cents : you better check and also re-re-recheck the bank, no offshore bank accepts adult. Pls believe me. K Im gone.

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05-10-2005, 06:01 AM	#6
Bear Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 261	I am not living in US and all my business are not conduct in the my country. So I don't think of a reason I need a onshore company. 25k, yeah that might be for some bank but normally, you don't need that much money in order to have a offshore account. I already got a offshore account, but the bank no longer doing business with foreigner, so that's why I am looking for another bank.

05-10-2005, 06:06 AM	#9
Bear Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 261	I can use 2.5k to setup a offshore company and have nominee bank signatory service (someone who manage and open a bank account, you don't even need to show your information to the bank). Of course, you might think it's rather risky, but most of the nominee are lawyer, it might incease confidences.

05-10-2005, 06:11 AM	#12
Bear Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 261	They disclose the Nominees information only. When you setup your offshore, I think you will also need Nominees director and shareholder. In this way, it will give you more protection.