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bllott · 05-09-2005, 09:28 PM

i honestly feel like shit, i could really use something to cheer me up, i haven't felt this bad for a very long time

Tango · 05-09-2005, 09:34 PM

if she lived with ya - get out of the house / apartment for a bit
go have a couple of drinks with some friends
hang in there bud

bllott · 05-09-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango

if she lived with ya - get out of the house / apartment for a bit
go have a couple of drinks with some friends
hang in there bud

thanks, i've been drinking the whole day it's not helping
i think i need some sleep

Rorschach · 05-09-2005, 09:38 PM

good for you man, enjoy your freedom. go out and party, each fast food, get drunk and see some strippers, go get your knob polished by some hooer, all that stuff you weren't allowed to do before. you'll forget that stupid fucking bitch soon enough.

BlueWire · 05-09-2005, 09:38 PM

Lets see a pic...can i bone her?

bllott · 05-09-2005, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueWire

Lets see a pic...can i bone her?

haha, well that's not too helpful

Mr Pheer · 05-09-2005, 09:46 PM

congrats!

xenigo · 05-09-2005, 09:56 PM

Don't take the other guy's advice to leave the house. When you get back your DVD collection will be in the swimming pool, and your car antenna will be bent.

Sosa · 05-09-2005, 09:57 PM

hope it all works out for you.

CaptainHowdy · 05-09-2005, 09:59 PM

Sorry to hear that, but you´ll feel much worse when you see her with another guy...

!, happened to me last weekend.

2HousePlague · 05-09-2005, 10:06 PM

FEEL BETTER?

Good.

Now here are some stats to restore you to your senses:

Have you ever dated more than one person simultaneously ?

1. Yes 53%
2. No 33%
3. Don't Know 13%

Do you believe in love at first sight ?

1. Yes 71%
2. No 20%
3. Don't Know 9%

Choose the most important features of a partner

1. Looks 11%
2. Personality 30%
3. Physique 5%
4. Sense of Humor 14%
5. Eyes 10%
6. Popularity 0%
7. Smile 12%
8. Hair 7%
9. Education 7%
10. Career 3%

When a previous relationship has ended which of these is true ?

1. I was unfaithful 0%
2. He/she was unfaithful 29%
3. Amicable separation 9%
4. Irreconcilable differences 23%
5. Angry breakup 3%
6. Still friends 14%
7. Still lovers 3%
8. Just drifted apart 6%
9. Not sure what happened 14%

On a date do you think your companion is generally 100% truthful ?

1. Yes 22%
2. No 78%
3. Don't know 0%

When does a date become a relationship ?

1. 1 week 3%
2. 1 month 17%
3. 2 months 20%
4. 6 months 13%
5. Once we have had sex 13%
6. Once I have met the parents 8%
7. Once we have been on vacation 0%
8. Once we have moved in together 0%
9. When he/she says I love you 25%

Do you trust someone when you first date them ?

1. Yes 24%
2. No 67%
3. Don't Know 10%

Do you think it is okay to date someone from work ?

1. Yes, absolutely 22%
2. Yes, if you are careful 26%
3. Yes, if it remains a secret 4%
4. Yes, but not from your own office 15%
5. No, you will risk your career 13%
6. No, absolutely not 11%
7. Unsure 9%

What is the biggest acceptable age gap for you ?

1. Same age only 0%
2. 1 years 2%
3. 3 years 12%
4. 5 years 44%
5. 10 years 24%
6. 15 years 4%
7. 20 years 2%
8. 25 years 4%
9. Age doesn't matter at all 8%

What is the first thing you notice about your date ?

1. Looks 38%
2. Dress 10%
3. Personality 17%
4. Wealth 0%
5. Style 2%
6. Manners 0%
7. Smile 10%
8. Eyes 19%
9. Humor 4%
10. Generosity 0%

How hard it it to find someone you really like?

1.) Impossible 9%
2.) Difficult 59%
3.) Fairly difficult 21%
4.) Fairly easy 9%
5.) Very easy 3%

Do you think people's expectations are too high these days ?

1.) Yes 62%
2.) No 31%
3.) Don't Know 7%

Do you like being single ?

1.) I love it 0%
2.) I like it 15%
3.) I don't mind 35%
4.) I don't like it 15%
5.) I hate it 35%

Do appearance and looks matter to you ?

1.) Yes 67%
2.) No 17%
3.) Don't know 17%

Would you ever use internet dating services ?

1.) Yes 69%
2.) No 20%
3.) Don't know 11%

Do you find it easy to meet new people ?

1.) Very easy 17%
2.) Quite easy 6%
3.) Easy 17%
4.) Quite difficult 42%
5.) Very difficult 17%
6.) Impossible 3%

How long have you been single ?

1.) 1 week 11%
2.) 1 month 7%
3.) 3 months 22%
4.) 6 months 18%
5.) 1 year 11%
6.) 2 years 7%
7.) 2 years+ 24%

Would you like to get married ?

1.) Yes 44%
2.) No 12%
3.) Maybe 32%
4.) Not again 4%
5.) Don't know 8%

Where is the best place to meet new people ?

1.) Bar 18%
2.) Club 11%
3.) Beach 4%
4.) Church 2%
5.) Social club 4%
6.) Mall 4%
7.) Internet 18%
8.) Work 22%
9.) Sport 7%
10.) Other 9%

What kind of hair color are you most attracted to ?

1.) Blonde 32%
2.) Black 16%
3.) Light Brown 8%
4.) Dark Brown 8%
5.) Grey 4%
6.) Red 8%
7.) Bald 8%
8.) Don't Mind 16%

Girls, do you prefer nice guys or bad guys ?

1. Nice Guys 38%
2. Bad Guys 15%
3. Any man I can get ! 6%
4. A blend of both 34%
5. Neither 7%

How important are a guy's shoes when checking him out ?

1. Extremely 8%
2. Very 13%
3. Quite 45%
4. Not very 11%
5. Not at all 6%
6. Don't notice 18%

Are men too clingy these days ?

1. Yes 38%
2. No 33%
3. Haven't noticed 11%
4. Don't know 18%

Do you think a man should pay for dinner ?

1. Yes always 42%
2. It depends if I like him 4%
3. Sometimes 34%
4. No, both should share the cost 11%
5. No the girl should pay 1%
6. Only if it's expensive 0%
7. No opinion 7%

What kind of woman do you go for ?

1. Modern career girl 35%
2. Professional go-getter 7%
3. Home-loving girl-next-door 34%
4. The quiet librarian 4%
5. The outrageous vamp 0%
6. The femme fatale 0%
7. The girl at the checkout 6%
8. Someone like mom 1%
9. The free spirited hippy chick 8%
10. Your ex 6%

Do girls over estimate their looks ?

1. Always 15%
2. Usually 25%
3. Sometimes 28%
4. Rarely 17%
5. Never 5%
6. All women are beautiful 10%

Do you know what people are attracted to about you ?

1. Yes always 4%
2. Yes I have some ideas 32%
3. I can guess 18%
4. Not really 32%
5. No idea 14%

Have you ever had a one night stand and regretted it the next day ?

1. Yes 42%
2. No 53%
3. Maybe, not telling 3%
4. Not sure 2%

Girls, how often should men buy flowers for you ?

1. Once a day 5%
2. Once a week 9%
3. Once a month 23%
4. Once a year 5%
5. When it's special 20%
6. Spontaneously 33%
7. Never 6%

For me, dating is mainly about..... ?

1. Love 21%
2. Marriage 19%
3. Friendship 8%
4. Partnership 6%
5. Sex 19%
6. Company 3%
7. Social life 3%
8. Romance 12%
9. Conversation 3%
10. Sharing 6%

j-

PS: If she hasn't called you in 3 days, make sure you're not here, then go ask out the big-titted redhead who works in produce at the Kroger --

Rorschach · 05-09-2005, 10:25 PM

go and get yourself some shemale prostitutes, they'll sort you out good.

kmanrox · 05-09-2005, 10:27 PM

fuck that, GROW THE FUCK UP and stop being such a PUSSY... you make me sick.

webcrawler · 05-10-2005, 12:00 AM

Get out and meet your friends. Don't cry over spilled milk.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 05-10-2005, 12:01 AM

feel the pain--->cry the tears--->deny the fact--->learn how to overcome-->accept the truth--->learn from your experience--->then move on

Rorschach · 05-10-2005, 12:13 AM

go round to her house and stab her

MetaMan · 05-10-2005, 12:15 AM

wake the fuck up, you dont live in a fairytale, this is real world, move the fuck on, go get drunk! who the fuck cares SERIOUSLY! you live once enjoy it and stop whining about some bitch you fucked.

xNetworx · 05-10-2005, 12:16 AM

Did you at least have break up sex you pussy?

KRL · 05-10-2005, 12:23 AM

Don't take your love away from me
Don't you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I'll be blue
'Cause breaking up his hard to do

Remember when you held me tight
And you kissed me all through the night
Think of all that we've been through
And breaking Up Is Hard To Do

They say that breaking up is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is the end
Instead of breaking up
I wish that we were making up again

I beg of you, don't say goodbye
Can't we give our love another try
Come on baby, let's start a new
'Cause breaking up is hard to do

05-09-2005, 09:28 PM	#1
bllott Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,368	broke up with girlfriend today i honestly feel like shit, i could really use something to cheer me up, i haven't felt this bad for a very long time

05-09-2005, 09:34 PM	#2
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05-09-2005, 09:46 PM	#7
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05-09-2005, 10:06 PM	#11
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	FEEL BETTER? Good. Now here are some stats to restore you to your senses: Have you ever dated more than one person simultaneously ? 1. Yes 53% 2. No 33% 3. Don't Know 13% Do you believe in love at first sight ? 1. Yes 71% 2. No 20% 3. Don't Know 9% Choose the most important features of a partner 1. Looks 11% 2. Personality 30% 3. Physique 5% 4. Sense of Humor 14% 5. Eyes 10% 6. Popularity 0% 7. Smile 12% 8. Hair 7% 9. Education 7% 10. Career 3% When a previous relationship has ended which of these is true ? 1. I was unfaithful 0% 2. He/she was unfaithful 29% 3. Amicable separation 9% 4. Irreconcilable differences 23% 5. Angry breakup 3% 6. Still friends 14% 7. Still lovers 3% 8. Just drifted apart 6% 9. Not sure what happened 14% On a date do you think your companion is generally 100% truthful ? 1. Yes 22% 2. No 78% 3. Don't know 0% When does a date become a relationship ? 1. 1 week 3% 2. 1 month 17% 3. 2 months 20% 4. 6 months 13% 5. Once we have had sex 13% 6. Once I have met the parents 8% 7. Once we have been on vacation 0% 8. Once we have moved in together 0% 9. When he/she says I love you 25% Do you trust someone when you first date them ? 1. Yes 24% 2. No 67% 3. Don't Know 10% Do you think it is okay to date someone from work ? 1. Yes, absolutely 22% 2. Yes, if you are careful 26% 3. Yes, if it remains a secret 4% 4. Yes, but not from your own office 15% 5. No, you will risk your career 13% 6. No, absolutely not 11% 7. Unsure 9% What is the biggest acceptable age gap for you ? 1. Same age only 0% 2. 1 years 2% 3. 3 years 12% 4. 5 years 44% 5. 10 years 24% 6. 15 years 4% 7. 20 years 2% 8. 25 years 4% 9. Age doesn't matter at all 8% What is the first thing you notice about your date ? 1. Looks 38% 2. Dress 10% 3. Personality 17% 4. Wealth 0% 5. Style 2% 6. Manners 0% 7. Smile 10% 8. Eyes 19% 9. Humor 4% 10. Generosity 0% How hard it it to find someone you really like? 1.) Impossible 9% 2.) Difficult 59% 3.) Fairly difficult 21% 4.) Fairly easy 9% 5.) Very easy 3% Do you think people's expectations are too high these days ? 1.) Yes 62% 2.) No 31% 3.) Don't Know 7% Do you like being single ? 1.) I love it 0% 2.) I like it 15% 3.) I don't mind 35% 4.) I don't like it 15% 5.) I hate it 35% Do appearance and looks matter to you ? 1.) Yes 67% 2.) No 17% 3.) Don't know 17% Would you ever use internet dating services ? 1.) Yes 69% 2.) No 20% 3.) Don't know 11% Do you find it easy to meet new people ? 1.) Very easy 17% 2.) Quite easy 6% 3.) Easy 17% 4.) Quite difficult 42% 5.) Very difficult 17% 6.) Impossible 3% How long have you been single ? 1.) 1 week 11% 2.) 1 month 7% 3.) 3 months 22% 4.) 6 months 18% 5.) 1 year 11% 6.) 2 years 7% 7.) 2 years+ 24% Would you like to get married ? 1.) Yes 44% 2.) No 12% 3.) Maybe 32% 4.) Not again 4% 5.) Don't know 8% Where is the best place to meet new people ? 1.) Bar 18% 2.) Club 11% 3.) Beach 4% 4.) Church 2% 5.) Social club 4% 6.) Mall 4% 7.) Internet 18% 8.) Work 22% 9.) Sport 7% 10.) Other 9% What kind of hair color are you most attracted to ? 1.) Blonde 32% 2.) Black 16% 3.) Light Brown 8% 4.) Dark Brown 8% 5.) Grey 4% 6.) Red 8% 7.) Bald 8% 8.) Don't Mind 16% Girls, do you prefer nice guys or bad guys ? 1. Nice Guys 38% 2. Bad Guys 15% 3. Any man I can get ! 6% 4. A blend of both 34% 5. Neither 7% How important are a guy's shoes when checking him out ? 1. Extremely 8% 2. Very 13% 3. Quite 45% 4. Not very 11% 5. Not at all 6% 6. Don't notice 18% Are men too clingy these days ? 1. Yes 38% 2. No 33% 3. Haven't noticed 11% 4. Don't know 18% Do you think a man should pay for dinner ? 1. Yes always 42% 2. It depends if I like him 4% 3. Sometimes 34% 4. No, both should share the cost 11% 5. No the girl should pay 1% 6. Only if it's expensive 0% 7. No opinion 7% What kind of woman do you go for ? 1. Modern career girl 35% 2. Professional go-getter 7% 3. Home-loving girl-next-door 34% 4. The quiet librarian 4% 5. The outrageous vamp 0% 6. The femme fatale 0% 7. The girl at the checkout 6% 8. Someone like mom 1% 9. The free spirited hippy chick 8% 10. Your ex 6% Do girls over estimate their looks ? 1. Always 15% 2. Usually 25% 3. Sometimes 28% 4. Rarely 17% 5. Never 5% 6. All women are beautiful 10% Do you know what people are attracted to about you ? 1. Yes always 4% 2. Yes I have some ideas 32% 3. I can guess 18% 4. Not really 32% 5. No idea 14% Have you ever had a one night stand and regretted it the next day ? 1. Yes 42% 2. No 53% 3. Maybe, not telling 3% 4. Not sure 2% Girls, how often should men buy flowers for you ? 1. Once a day 5% 2. Once a week 9% 3. Once a month 23% 4. Once a year 5% 5. When it's special 20% 6. Spontaneously 33% 7. Never 6% For me, dating is mainly about..... ? 1. Love 21% 2. Marriage 19% 3. Friendship 8% 4. Partnership 6% 5. Sex 19% 6. Company 3% 7. Social life 3% 8. Romance 12% 9. Conversation 3% 10. Sharing 6% j- PS: If she hasn't called you in 3 days, make sure you're not here, then go ask out the big-titted redhead who works in produce at the Kroger -- __________________ tada! Last edited by 2HousePlague; 05-09-2005 at 10:08 PM..

05-09-2005, 10:27 PM	#13
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	fuck that, GROW THE FUCK UP and stop being such a PUSSY... you make me sick. __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

05-09-2005, 09:38 PM	#4
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	good for you man, enjoy your freedom. go out and party, each fast food, get drunk and see some strippers, go get your knob polished by some hooer, all that stuff you weren't allowed to do before. you'll forget that stupid fucking bitch soon enough.

05-09-2005, 09:38 PM	#5
BlueWire Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,628	Lets see a pic...can i bone her?

05-09-2005, 09:56 PM	#8
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Don't take the other guy's advice to leave the house. When you get back your DVD collection will be in the swimming pool, and your car antenna will be bent.

05-09-2005, 09:57 PM	#9
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	hope it all works out for you.

05-09-2005, 09:59 PM	#10
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,572	Sorry to hear that, but you´ll feel much worse when you see her with another guy... !, happened to me last weekend.

05-09-2005, 10:25 PM	#12
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	go and get yourself some shemale prostitutes, they'll sort you out good.

05-10-2005, 12:00 AM	#14
webcrawler Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ICQ .:. 286608143 Posts: 2,692	Get out and meet your friends. Don't cry over spilled milk.

05-10-2005, 12:01 AM	#15
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	feel the pain--->cry the tears--->deny the fact--->learn how to overcome-->accept the truth--->learn from your experience--->then move on __________________

05-10-2005, 12:13 AM	#16
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	go round to her house and stab her

05-10-2005, 12:15 AM	#17
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	wake the fuck up, you dont live in a fairytale, this is real world, move the fuck on, go get drunk! who the fuck cares SERIOUSLY! you live once enjoy it and stop whining about some bitch you fucked.

05-10-2005, 12:16 AM	#18
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Did you at least have break up sex you pussy?

05-10-2005, 12:23 AM	#19
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Don't take your love away from me Don't you leave my heart in misery If you go then I'll be blue 'Cause breaking up his hard to do Remember when you held me tight And you kissed me all through the night Think of all that we've been through And breaking Up Is Hard To Do They say that breaking up is hard to do Now I know, I know that it's true Don't say that this is the end Instead of breaking up I wish that we were making up again I beg of you, don't say goodbye Can't we give our love another try Come on baby, let's start a new 'Cause breaking up is hard to do __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains