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Old 05-09-2005, 11:32 AM   #1
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Why condoms come in packages of 3, 6 and 12.

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, ?What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, ?Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.?

?Oh I see,? replied the boy pensively. Yes, I?ve heard of that in health class at school.? He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, ?Why are there 3 in this package??

The dad replies, ?Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.?

?Cool? says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, ?Then who are these for??

?Those are for college men,? the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.?

?WOW!? exclaimed the boy, ?then who uses THESE?? he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, ?Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March????..?
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Old 05-09-2005, 11:33 AM   #2
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haha thats a good one
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Old 05-09-2005, 11:39 AM   #3
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HAHAAHAAHAHAH Nice joke buddy!!!!!
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Old 05-09-2005, 11:39 AM   #4
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hahahah actually like it
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Old 05-09-2005, 11:47 AM   #5
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old

but still funny!
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Old 05-09-2005, 11:50 AM   #6
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I never heard that one before. That is funny
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:01 PM   #7
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Heard it before but oh so true.
Now I'm depressed
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:10 PM   #8
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never heard it.. Good one
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:28 PM   #9
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Nice one.
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:29 PM   #10
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:30 PM   #11
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:31 PM   #12
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:34 PM   #13
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thats was prety funny
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:41 PM   #14
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:43 PM   #15
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An oldie but still a goodie.


And why i'll never get married
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:46 PM   #16
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thats new and funny
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Old 05-09-2005, 12:55 PM   #17
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LoL that one is not bad at all.
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Old 05-09-2005, 01:46 PM   #18
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Good One! I'll be telling that one for a while. Thanks!
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Old 05-09-2005, 01:46 PM   #19
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an oldie but good
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Old 05-09-2005, 09:15 PM   #20
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lmao pretty good
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