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DateDoc 05-09-2005 11:32 AM

Why condoms come in packages of 3, 6 and 12.
 
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, ?What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, ?Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.?

?Oh I see,? replied the boy pensively. Yes, I?ve heard of that in health class at school.? He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, ?Why are there 3 in this package??

The dad replies, ?Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.?

?Cool? says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, ?Then who are these for??

?Those are for college men,? the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.?

?WOW!? exclaimed the boy, ?then who uses THESE?? he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, ?Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March????..?

Pete-KT 05-09-2005 11:33 AM

haha thats a good one

Metalsound 05-09-2005 11:39 AM

HAHAAHAAHAHAH Nice joke buddy!!!!!

evanmorgan 05-09-2005 11:39 AM

hahahah actually like it

BabeHunter 05-09-2005 11:47 AM

old

but still funny!

Furious_Male 05-09-2005 11:50 AM

I never heard that one before. That is funny :)

EZRhino 05-09-2005 12:01 PM

Heard it before but oh so true.
Now I'm depressed :Oh crap

MichaelP 05-09-2005 12:10 PM

never heard it.. Good one :)

gecko 05-09-2005 12:28 PM

Nice one.

eamedia 05-09-2005 12:29 PM

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Manowar 05-09-2005 12:30 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Homer 05-09-2005 12:31 PM

nice :winkwink:

Just_Dave 05-09-2005 12:34 PM

thats was prety funny

alexg 05-09-2005 12:41 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scott McD 05-09-2005 12:43 PM

An oldie but still a goodie.


And why i'll never get married :pimp

Fresh 05-09-2005 12:46 PM

thats new and funny

Vitasoy 05-09-2005 12:55 PM

LoL that one is not bad at all.

Axzar 05-09-2005 01:46 PM

Good One! I'll be telling that one for a while. Thanks!

Sosa 05-09-2005 01:46 PM

an oldie but good

DIH 05-09-2005 09:15 PM

lmao pretty good

ProjectNaked 05-09-2005 09:17 PM

:1orglaugh -- :thumbsup :thumbsup


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