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You want to use something that is tasty.

Mayo and gooey things may look good, but the female may get sick with that stuff in her mouth. The Pina Colada mix might be a winner.

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Originally Posted by MicroChick

Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.

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I'm buying a years supply...

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Originally Posted by MicroChick

Whoa.........we were talking about fake cum, and you have to hijack the thread and start talking about tuna smelling pussy.

Women can take a bath and pretty well clean up any tuna smell or see a doctor and get some help.

Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.

I believe it would take at least a day before any food eaten metabolizes and gets into the cum. And no YOU hi-jacked the thread when you talking about how ALLL men have nasty cum. If you don't like the taste of cum you aint got to eat it.

GatorB, if real cum were so tasty, they would pay guys like you to cum in a bottle, and they would use it for their videos and photo shoots. The truth is, women perform this act to *please* men. Even when you are really in love with someone, gobbling up their cum just doesn't do much for the appetite.

Be honest, have you ever tasted your own cum? There was a real funny scene on Sex & The City where the redhead is with a guy who loves to go down on her, but he comes up and immediately wants to kiss her. He has her fluids all over his mouth, and she is disgusted, even though the gooey stuff is from her.

Whatever rocks your boat, cumguy.

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Originally Posted by MicroChick

GatorB, if real cum were so tasty, they would pay guys like you to cum in a bottle, and they would use it for their videos and photo shoots.

That would most likely violate some FDA rule and is also disturbing.

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The truth is, women perform this act to *please* men.

WTF do you think men eat pussy for? Show me ONE guy that ever came from eating a pussy.

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Even when you are really in love with someone, gobbling up their cum just doesn't do much for the appetite.

Eating pussy aint such a kick either honey. And by the way I know a few girls( my ex being one ) that loved eating cum.

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Be honest, have you ever tasted your own cum? There was a real funny scene on Sex & The City where the redhead is with a guy who loves to go down on her, but he comes up and immediately wants to kiss her. He has her fluids all over his mouth, and she is disgusted, even though the gooey stuff is from her.

Whatever rocks your boat, cumguy.

Well when I was married a few times after fucking my wife wanted me to eat her pussy. Does that count?

Tons of people use fake cum. You even have a few male performers in the US who cant get hard so you drug enduced hard ons. I am not talking viagara I am talking injecting their cocks to get them hard.

great thread. LOL.
bookmarked for future reference. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

icing sugar and water?

Sounds like a candy, yuum