Coconut milk

Mix this with egg whites to get the proper "consistency"... Frankly I'm surprised no one's said this yet.. or maybe I missed it...

Seconded. Pina Colada is the way to go! :thumbsup

Rub a fake dick until it has a fake orgasm.

You suck that husband of your dry??? :1orglaugh

Hmmm on that note... what about plain yogurt + water?

I mean if you were going to stuff it up the coochie like that, might as well have it provide some beneficial flora while it's there. :1orglaugh

Try Nivea hand cream.

Yup... as you mentioned, cetaphil is used by a LOT of people..
(off hand, I know Suze Randall uses it)..

Fake cum porn = evil. I would want my money back if I paid to see a porno and it had fake cum in it. Fake tits are bad enough, but fake cum too?

I agree. Why don't you also substitute a Real Doll for yourself, you can rub fake cum on it, then the whole thing will be fake.

Damn what's up with the harsh words? I don't know why people can't just move on when they see something they don't like. There are small, big, skinny, fat, straight, gay, funny, dry, weird, normal people that post here. If we sat and picked on each and every one we didn't like what good would that do?

If you don't like the way someone looks why not STFU and keep it to yourself. Why come out and try to make them feel bad? Says alot about you and definitely clues people in that you are probably not somebody to do business with. Thanks for the heads up :thumbsup

Babe, how long have you been in this biz??? Have you not realized yet that most things on the internet and on pornos aren't real? :winkwink:

WOW, that's a great idea!! I never thought of that... Btw, can you do me a favor, and :321GFY

Liquid soup

flour and water works well... :winkwink:

Thats right this is show biz. I think the egg whites idea sounds good. post some pics when you get a good recipe :thumbsup

So ALL or MOST cumshots over the last 30 years have been fake? Yeah ok proof please. No guy have ever came for real in a porno? Ok please lay of the crank.

Try this!
 

Heavy Whipping Cream and Extra Virgin Olive oil, Be sure to get the light colored olive oil.

WOO HOO.... Tell em girl!! :1orglaugh

LOL - You are absoultely hilarious!! I started this thread because I had a conversation with a few friends of mine (that happen to be pornstars), and we all started this conversation for some odd reason. I thought it was an interesting subject, so I felt like sharing it with GFY. For the record... I have NEVER used or planned on using any fake cum shots!!! ALL of the ones on my website are REAL!!!! Apparently you have taken things a little to personal here. Besides... after reading this thread, you should have already realized that a lot of people use fake cum shots! Otherwise, this thread would have died after one post!!

P.S... I don't need to prove shit to you...

Yeah who would want to do business with somebody who doesn't try to scam their customers with fake products.

i've got my own secret ingredients that i'll let you in on. but we have to be alone. together. in a room. you'll be naked. then i'll SHOW you how to make it, okay?

LOL - OMG, I couldn't even if I tried! LOL Stewie is made of 50% plasma and 50% cum. I practically drown when he comes on me! :1orglaugh

Hehe... so this is your *private magic potion* you want to share with me? :winkwink:

i think cetaphil looks the best.

well said brandon, well said.

LOL - I think you just proved you are a surfer... no one is faking anything. It's called show biz... The product is still being delivered, but now you just found out that all those movies you jack off too, are probably fake and your feelings got hurt.

Were you this upset when you found out that light Sabres in Star Wars aren't real too??

we used egg whites and powdered sugar.. it worked like a charm!

Good luck :winkwink:

I truly look down on producers that go that route. Just save up your nut a few days. People who are into the money shots can spot a fake cumshot 10,000 miles away.
plus who wants to see a girl with fake cum on her face! It totally cuts down on the ownage factor.

Duke

It was a fake penis. The owner of the penis is an alcoholic and would never have been able to get it up. They used margarita mix for the cum. That is why they were able to get all the San Jose College Girls to do the shoots. The girls felt they weren't doing anything bad because of the fake penis and the fake cum.

That site made a fortune, and is still drawing customers although nobody has updated the site for years. Ask AlienQ about it. One of the owners, the one with the fake penis, was so unreliable and such a thief that the site had to shut down.

Fake cum is great for those times the stunt cock fails.

I'll take fake cum any day. You straight guys should taste your own fluids, and you would appreciate the women in your life who allow you to squirt your foul tasting shit down their throats. :(

Oh like pussy doesn't have a taste. At least I don't smell like tuna.

Pussy does not equal tuna. You must be going down on some real dirty sluts.

Canned frosting with a little water added is much simpler :thumbsup

Um no. And if you think your juices have no taste then you are full of shit. You must be sucking some nasty dudes cocks if you think all cum tatse nasty. Maybe that's how cum filled with gonorhea tastes. For every chick you can find that hates ot eat cum I can find at least one dude that won't eat pussy.

Whoa.........we were talking about fake cum, and you have to hijack the thread and start talking about tuna smelling pussy.

Women can take a bath and pretty well clean up any tuna smell or see a doctor and get some help.

Men don't give a shit. They push a female's face in their crotch and expect magic. Women have given into this cruelty for too many years. It is time for a revolution. Men must make sure they don't eat spicy foods, garlic, onions, drink beer, lots of liquor, and garbage food before they get head.

Go to 7-11, get a bunch of those Mayonaise packets, fold one in half and poke a hole in it, hold it in your hand and squeeze...

This trick also works well with Mustard Packs, and you put it under someones windshield wipers.... :thumbsup

Pina Colada mix with icing sugar