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Old 01-19-2002, 05:59 PM   #1
Rod
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Daily Joke rotator script?

I need a script that update a joke, on a site of mine, every day, from a database of jokes I will manually make...

Anyone knows any?

The script should be made in perl or PHP...

Thanks,
Steve
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Old 01-19-2002, 06:01 PM   #2
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Have you thought about hiring a programmer to develop your site for ya?
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Old 01-19-2002, 06:08 PM   #3
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I'll do a trade

If you send me the joke db, I'll write you the script, well atleast modify one I already wrote
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Old 01-19-2002, 06:15 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by FADE19:
Have you thought about hiring a programmer to develop your site for ya?
Nope...I know how to make the script...but I'm just too lazy

And I don't wanna pay for such a small software...

That,s why I never tought of hiring a programmer

So, I wanna get this small script for free....

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Old 01-19-2002, 06:16 PM   #5
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Ted: Hit me up over ICQ #36049195

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Old 01-19-2002, 06:18 PM   #6
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Send me the jokes damn it, I'm too lazy to type them in.
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Old 01-19-2002, 06:30 PM   #7
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I've seen these remotely hosted joke of the day scripts that you can add to your site?
do a search
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Old 01-19-2002, 06:43 PM   #8
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Spacedog, remotely hosted ones will nearly always have a traffic leak on them.

I'm ICQing with Rod/Steve atm, all sorted
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