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wedouglas · 05-06-2005, 05:03 PM

so i just ripped off the button on my shorts. possible solutions for someone who cant sew?

DateDoc · 05-06-2005, 05:05 PM

belt, safety pin, new pants.

Sosa · 05-06-2005, 05:37 PM

buy new ones

PurrrsianPussyKat · 05-06-2005, 05:38 PM

Putting on a button is easy.
Just get a needle and thread and run the needle through the holes a few times till it's securely attached to the shorts. You don't have to "know how to sew" a monkey could do it.

MandyBlake · 05-06-2005, 05:39 PM

safety pin is the answer you seek.

Rorschach · 05-06-2005, 05:40 PM

stuff your underwear in your mouth and masturbate furiously.

jawanda · 05-06-2005, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Putting on a button is easy.
Just get a needle and thread and run the needle through the holes a few times till it's securely attached to the shorts. You don't have to "know how to sew" a monkey could do it.

Mike Okitch · 05-06-2005, 06:07 PM

I take my clothes to my dry cleaner when that happens. They fix up things like that.

woj · 05-06-2005, 06:23 PM

Thomas1007 · 05-06-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach

stuff your underwear in your mouth and masturbate furiously.

BV · 05-06-2005, 08:36 PM

I actually have thought of an invention for this, maybe it's already patented but who knows? Seems like someone would have thought of this besides me.

You basically just put the left side inside your pants and push it through (might have to poke a hole) then the button with a built on washer screws on and tightens up secure. What do you think?

DateDoc · 05-06-2005, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

I actually have thought of an invention for this, maybe it's already patented but who knows? Seems like someone would have thought of this besides me.

You basically just put the left side inside your pants and push it through (might have to poke a hole) then the button with a built on washer screws on and tightens up secure. What do you think?

I think there are a few ppl online right now filing patents with your picture. Hurry up and beat them to it.

Dugan · 05-06-2005, 08:50 PM

wouldn't it unscrew?

DateDoc · 05-06-2005, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNewKid

wouldn't it unscrew?

loc-tite

sumphatpimp · 05-06-2005, 08:54 PM

be a man about it and go "freeball"
it will save you money on underwear and laundry.
been doing it since the 1960's.
you'll live.

BV · 05-06-2005, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNewKid

wouldn't it unscrew?

maybe but it should stay, your lugnuts dont loosen up on your car do they? you could also put some locktite in the threads if it's a problem

Monique Niccole · 05-06-2005, 08:55 PM

I yearn for a life in which this type of shit is considered a "big problem"

BV · 05-06-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

I think there are a few ppl online right now filing patents with your picture. Hurry up and beat them to it.

shit, maybe they will throw me a bone after they get rich!

BV · 05-06-2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn

loc-tite

I was just wondering if anyone on GFY would know what loctite is.

DateDoc · 05-06-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

I was just wondering if anyone on GFY would know what loctite is.

at least 2 of us

JSA Matt · 05-06-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

be a man about it and go "freeball"
it will save you money on underwear and laundry.
been doing it since the 1960's.
you'll live.

(laughing at your sig)

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BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	I actually have thought of an invention for this, maybe it's already patented but who knows? Seems like someone would have thought of this besides me. You basically just put the left side inside your pants and push it through (might have to poke a hole) then the button with a built on washer screws on and tightens up secure. What do you think? Last edited by BV; 05-06-2005 at 08:38 PM..

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