Michael Jackson Makes a Plea Bargain!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

davethetruth · 05-06-2005, 01:31 PM

He plead guilty and in return goes to juvenile hall.

pxxx · 05-06-2005, 01:33 PM

With all do respect, that joke was corny. imo

tony286 · 05-06-2005, 01:34 PM

thats very funny lol

davethetruth · 05-06-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxxx

With all do respect, that joke was corny. imo

It's pretty funny when you tell it to a drunk person at the bar and they believe you when you say "Oh, did you hear michael jackson made a plea bargain today!!!???"

Peter Romero · 05-06-2005, 01:40 PM

That's funny... told it to 3 people already.

nojob · 05-06-2005, 01:44 PM

LMAO, well not around Michael

cyber_ninja · 05-06-2005, 01:48 PM

thats fucking halarious

Skillz Unlimited · 05-06-2005, 03:46 PM

funny shit

Pleasurepays · 05-06-2005, 03:59 PM

i thought that was a little funny.

pornguy · 05-06-2005, 04:01 PM

Why could I see him asking for something like that.

eamedia · 05-06-2005, 04:25 PM

chuckle.

Deepai · 05-06-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i thought that was a little funny.

by little do you mean not at all?

loverboy · 05-06-2005, 04:35 PM

Mj did not molest any kid, he just made love to them.. hahaha

MandyBlake · 05-06-2005, 04:36 PM

that was a cute joke.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-06-2005, 04:39 PM

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-06-2005, 04:40 PM

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-06-2005, 04:41 PM

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys.

Guitar Riff · 05-06-2005, 05:44 PM

Yup and as a special this week celebrating the plea deal
K Mart is having Wacko Jacko Sale

All Little B*ys Pants 1/2 Off. and free jesus juice for all purchasers.

BruceM · 05-06-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

shit that's funny

fl_prn_str · 05-06-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i thought that was a little funny.

only after a little jesus juice...it then becomes funny.

mardigras · 05-06-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

only after a little jesus juice...it then becomes funny.

By little, do you mean a half gallon?

drunkmonkey · 05-06-2005, 06:44 PM

He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you."

nico-t · 05-06-2005, 06:49 PM

lol i think the joke was fun hahaa

davethetruth · 05-06-2005, 08:03 PM

Haha, there's some good ones in here.

I'm actually surprised no one has done that one here yet. I'll have to bring my drunken bar humor here more often :p

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pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	With all do respect, that joke was corny. imo

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	thats very funny lol

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nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	LMAO, well not around Michael

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cyber_ninja Twerk That Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lincoln, California Posts: 2,197	thats fucking halarious

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	i thought that was a little funny.

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loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	Mj did not molest any kid, he just made love to them.. hahaha

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

05-06-2005, 05:44 PM	#18
Guitar Riff Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: USA Posts: 320	Yup and as a special this week celebrating the plea deal K Mart is having Wacko Jacko Sale All Little B*ys Pants 1/2 Off. and free jesus juice for all purchasers. __________________ Buy and Sell Your Traffic to US!!

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drunkmonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: behind you Posts:1,075,324 Posts: 799	He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you."

05-06-2005, 06:49 PM	#23
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	lol i think the joke was fun hahaa

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