Michael Jackson Makes a Plea Bargain!!!
 

He plead guilty and in return goes to juvenile hall. :winkwink:

With all do respect, that joke was corny. imo

thats very funny lol

It's pretty funny when you tell it to a drunk person at the bar and they believe you when you say "Oh, did you hear michael jackson made a plea bargain today!!!???"

That's funny... told it to 3 people already.

LMAO, well not around Michael

thats fucking halarious :thumbsup

funny shit

i thought that was a little funny. :)

Why could I see him asking for something like that.

chuckle.

by little do you mean not at all?

Mj did not molest any kid, he just made love to them.. hahaha

that was a cute joke. :)

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?








A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys.

Yup and as a special this week celebrating the plea deal
K Mart is having Wacko Jacko Sale

All Little B*ys Pants 1/2 Off. and free jesus juice for all purchasers.

shit that's funny :1orglaugh

only after a little jesus juice...it then becomes funny.

By little, do you mean a half gallon? :upsidedow

He told you he was "Off the Wall", that he was a "Thriller", that he was "Bad" and that he was "Dangerous". Next album will be called "Don't say I didn't warn you."

lol i think the joke was fun hahaa

Haha, there's some good ones in here.

I'm actually surprised no one has done that one here yet. I'll have to bring my drunken bar humor here more often :p