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Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:30 AM

after the 19th of May I shall be shooting blanks!

chri$tian · 05-05-2005, 11:31 AM

slapass · 05-05-2005, 11:32 AM

Most painful thing I have ever done. Good luck with that.

AaronM · 05-05-2005, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

after the 19th of May I shall be shooting blanks!

If more of your southern neighbors would follow your exceptional lead then we could rid the world of the Jerry Springer type shows forever!

I applaud your efforts.

axelcat · 05-05-2005, 11:35 AM

I would never do that

Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Most painful thing I have ever done. Good luck with that.

did you have the no scapel one?

I am getting the no scalpel one...called the Vas Clip procedure...

Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

If more of your southern neighbors would follow your exceptional lead then we could rid the world of the Jerry Springer type shows forever!

I applaud your efforts.

i think they should do it to most southerners and mexicans at birth

LOL

Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by axelcat

I would never do that

it is either that or my wife taking pills and medicine forever so we never have kinds

plus, this is reversible...it is a clip, not a snip

AaronM · 05-05-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

did you have the no scapel one?

I am getting the no scalpel one...called the Vas Clip procedure...

Damn...They sure snowed you good.

It's actually called a "Vas Brick" procedure.

I really don't wish to describe it but even the dumb kids should get the picture.

Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Damn...They sure snowed you good.

It's actually called a "Vas Brick" procedure.

I really don't wish to describe it but even the dumb kids should get the picture.

actually, vasclip

http://www.vasclip.com/webpage.asp?ID=HOME

ArkansasDave · 05-05-2005, 11:38 AM

Yikes, gives me the heebee-jeebees just thinking about it!

Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:39 AM

http://www.vasclip.com/Webpage.asp?MID=679130 to be exact

Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasDave

Yikes, gives me the heebee-jeebees just thinking about it!

babies give me that feeling

Enema · 05-05-2005, 11:40 AM

I asked my doctor about it and she told me I wouldn't be able to get one done.

She said no doctor would do it as I am 24.

They said, "mayyyybe" it would be possible if I had some kids already and was closer to 30.

Seems a bit unfair.

AaronM · 05-05-2005, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

actually, vasclip

http://www.vasclip.com/webpage.asp?ID=HOME

Man, they even have fake websites about it.

They're good.

Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Enema

I asked my doctor about it and she told me I wouldn't be able to get one done.

She said no doctor would do it as I am 24.

They said, "mayyyybe" it would be possible if I had some kids already and was closer to 30.

Seems a bit unfair.

i tried when I was 24 when I wasn't married and shit, and they wouldn't let me....now that I am 30 and married I guess they don't mind now

AaronM · 05-05-2005, 11:41 AM

Jace.....If the doctor is Russian and named Kutchakokov, I would think twice about this appointment.

Jace · 05-05-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Man, they even have fake websites about it.

They're good.

hahahaha

i even tried looking up this Vas Brick, nothing really anywhere...got a link?

GirlNinja · 05-05-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Enema

I asked my doctor about it and she told me I wouldn't be able to get one done.

She said no doctor would do it as I am 24.

They said, "mayyyybe" it would be possible if I had some kids already and was closer to 30.

Seems a bit unfair.

go to a different doctor?

AaronM · 05-05-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

hahahaha

i even tried looking up this Vas Brick, nothing really anywhere...got a link?

Nope. Not something that I have ever cared to look up.

GiantGnome · 05-05-2005, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Damn...They sure snowed you good.

It's actually called a "Vas Brick" procedure.

I really don't wish to describe it but even the dumb kids should get the picture.

vas brick as in close your eyes, this will only hurt a little, followed by a loud crashing sound, then followed by intense horrible screaming?

Sosa · 05-05-2005, 11:55 AM

thanks for telling us lol

Tango · 05-05-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

If more of your southern neighbors would follow your exceptional lead then we could rid the world of the Jerry Springer type shows forever!

I applaud your efforts.

jukeboxfrank · 05-05-2005, 12:03 PM

I did that 6 yrs ago no trouble at all..... Great move better that than have your wife on the pill forever.... The funny thing is you shoot the same color I always thought that
spem made it white.

flashfreak · 05-05-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

vas brick as in close your eyes, this will only hurt a little, followed by a loud crashing sound, then followed by intense horrible screaming?

thanks for a good laugh :D

PurrrsianPussyKat · 05-05-2005, 12:08 PM

Hey, I hear they are bringing the Today Sponge back to the market.
Maybe try that before you clamp your dick. ;)

Also, clamping the tube doesn't guarantee your boys won't break through.

TheGoldenChild · 05-05-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jukeboxfrank

I did that 6 yrs ago no trouble at all..... Great move better that than have your wife on the pill forever.... The funny thing is you shoot the same color I always thought that
spem made it white.

Semen is white
sperm are colorless.

tranza · 05-05-2005, 12:10 PM

I would never do that shit....

TheDoc · 05-05-2005, 12:20 PM

Cut my nuts or tie the wifes tubes? hehe.. righttttt

Jace · 05-05-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Cut my nuts or tie the wifes tubes? hehe.. righttttt

wow, you must suck dude

vasectomy is a 5 minute, single incision, procedure that is reversible completely

tying a womans tubes is minor surgery that is not reversible...

um...hate your girl much?

Jace · 05-05-2005, 12:24 PM

jesus, there are a lot of pussy ass men on GFY....lots of talk about beating each other up, but when it comes to a simple 5 minute NON-surgical procedure they all crumple up in little balls in the fetal position and cry for mommy

Plugin Feeds K · 05-05-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Enema

I asked my doctor about it and she told me I wouldn't be able to get one done.

She said no doctor would do it as I am 24.

They said, "mayyyybe" it would be possible if I had some kids already and was closer to 30.

Seems a bit unfair.

If you are a younger woman, they have REALLY strong reservations about tying your tubes if you don't already have children. I'm getting my tubes tied after our second child next Friday and I still get the "are you sure?" from the doctor. Yes ... I'M SURE!! : )

TheDoc · 05-05-2005, 12:29 PM

Why? Because Kristin is having a baby in 7 days, and while they are inside of her they are going to tie her tubes. If she had a normal birth, I would have them clip my tube.

Tytan · 05-05-2005, 12:30 PM

you must be joking dude? what about the hoes, the hoes man.

King Adam · 05-05-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

jesus, there are a lot of pussy ass men on GFY....lots of talk about beating each other up, but when it comes to a simple 5 minute NON-surgical procedure they all crumple up in little balls in the fetal position and cry for mommy

I hear ya. I think its a good move. More people should be doing this. There are so many retards having kids these days, that by 2020, the US will be the armpit of the world.

And thanks for the phone call last week about Nikki's site. If you would have left me your number, I would have called back and said hi. Hope all is well bro.

Jace · 05-05-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by King Adam

I hear ya. I think its a good move. More people should be doing this. There are so many retards having kids these days, that by 2020, the US will be the armpit of the world.

And thanks for the phone call last week about Nikki's site. If you would have left me your number, I would have called back and said hi. Hope all is well bro.

haha, oops...i usually do leave my #...hope you are doing well too man..hope that night of free access to nikki's site didn't rape you too much on the bandwidth

Jace · 05-05-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Tytan

you must be joking dude? what about the hoes, the hoes man.

what about the hoes? are you thinking I am going to get some wierd surgery that doesn't allow me to get it up anymore?

i am just going to be shooting blanks man...i will still get hard, i will still cum the same, just no sperm in the semen

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