Just made an appointment for a vasectomy
 

after the 19th of May I shall be shooting blanks!

Most painful thing I have ever done. Good luck with that.

:winkwink:

If more of your southern neighbors would follow your exceptional lead then we could rid the world of the Jerry Springer type shows forever!

I applaud your efforts. :thumbsup

I would never do that

did you have the no scapel one?

I am getting the no scalpel one...called the Vas Clip procedure...

i think they should do it to most southerners and mexicans at birth

LOL

it is either that or my wife taking pills and medicine forever so we never have kinds

plus, this is reversible...it is a clip, not a snip

Damn...They sure snowed you good.

It's actually called a "Vas Brick" procedure.

I really don't wish to describe it but even the dumb kids should get the picture.

actually, vasclip

http://www.vasclip.com/webpage.asp?ID=HOME

Yikes, gives me the heebee-jeebees just thinking about it!

http://www.vasclip.com/Webpage.asp?MID=679130 to be exact

babies give me that feeling

I asked my doctor about it and she told me I wouldn't be able to get one done.

She said no doctor would do it as I am 24.

They said, "mayyyybe" it would be possible if I had some kids already and was closer to 30.

Seems a bit unfair.

Man, they even have fake websites about it.

They're good. :glugglug

i tried when I was 24 when I wasn't married and shit, and they wouldn't let me....now that I am 30 and married I guess they don't mind now

Jace.....If the doctor is Russian and named Kutchakokov, I would think twice about this appointment. :2 cents:

hahahaha

i even tried looking up this Vas Brick, nothing really anywhere...got a link?

:1orglaugh

go to a different doctor?

Nope. Not something that I have ever cared to look up.

vas brick as in close your eyes, this will only hurt a little, followed by a loud crashing sound, then followed by intense horrible screaming?

thanks for telling us lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I did that 6 yrs ago no trouble at all..... Great move better that than have your wife on the pill forever.... The funny thing is you shoot the same color I always thought that
spem made it white.

thanks for a good laugh :D

Hey, I hear they are bringing the Today Sponge back to the market.
Maybe try that before you clamp your dick. ;)

Also, clamping the tube doesn't guarantee your boys won't break through.

Semen is white
sperm are colorless.

I would never do that shit....

Cut my nuts or tie the wifes tubes? hehe.. righttttt :)

wow, you must suck dude

vasectomy is a 5 minute, single incision, procedure that is reversible completely

tying a womans tubes is minor surgery that is not reversible...

um...hate your girl much?

jesus, there are a lot of pussy ass men on GFY....lots of talk about beating each other up, but when it comes to a simple 5 minute NON-surgical procedure they all crumple up in little balls in the fetal position and cry for mommy

If you are a younger woman, they have REALLY strong reservations about tying your tubes if you don't already have children. I'm getting my tubes tied after our second child next Friday and I still get the "are you sure?" from the doctor. Yes ... I'M SURE!! : )

Why? Because Kristin is having a baby in 7 days, and while they are inside of her they are going to tie her tubes. If she had a normal birth, I would have them clip my tube.

you must be joking dude? what about the hoes, the hoes man.

I hear ya. I think its a good move. More people should be doing this. There are so many retards having kids these days, that by 2020, the US will be the armpit of the world.

And thanks for the phone call last week about Nikki's site. If you would have left me your number, I would have called back and said hi. Hope all is well bro.

haha, oops...i usually do leave my #...hope you are doing well too man..hope that night of free access to nikki's site didn't rape you too much on the bandwidth :(

what about the hoes? are you thinking I am going to get some wierd surgery that doesn't allow me to get it up anymore?

i am just going to be shooting blanks man...i will still get hard, i will still cum the same, just no sperm in the semen