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SIeazyDream · 01-17-2002, 02:17 AM

This is an Imposter, he's gone.

- Lensman

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Just wanted to say you guys were right. I am a complete moron. I'm done with the sharades. Kimmy I am sorry for calling you names - I hope every body is cool with me now. Now I can get back to my poor excuse for a TGP. A few thoughts about myself:

I make Fat Bastard look skinny and even though I make ok money, it won't do me any good 'cause I can't get laid for the life of me. Girls get repulsed at the mere site of my triple chin. Even when I offer strippers $1000 at strip clubs they refuse to give me a lap dance (they mumble something about the building code not allowing it or something).

The only sponsor I promote on my sites is Adult Friend Finder. I am a platinum member myself, but was recently contacted by the president to please remove my picture and descriptions (for some reason women were cancelling their memberships after browsing my profile).

For my Vegas elite party, I wanted to go to the Sizzler on Tropicana and Paradise. They were closed. ;( We ended up going to some greasy spoon. Mmmmm....greaasssy spoooon.

The pictures of the party on GFY were great, but they weren't of Internext. It was me and my buddies attending LipoNext. Stupid people!

I thought Cirque de Soleil was dumb(no elephants or horseys or guys getting shot out of cannons - what kind of circus is this?) Oh well, I got a big tub of popcorn and a super-sized coke. I was a happy camper!

))

I kiss all the other TGP owners asses just so they trade with me. UCJ is my best and only friend. Sometimes I traffic trade with myself (cause I can!). That's not the only thing I do with myself.

If I could choose between having sex with Pamela Anderson or eating a Sloppy Joe, well obviously I'd eat the Sloppy Joe.

Despite my efforts, the only attention I get is by stirring up the pot at GFY. I am not respected by anyone in this industry and must constantly tell myself "I'm good enough, I'm fat enough, and dog gone it, people like me."

mmwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa

[This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 01-17-2002).]

JackFoley · 01-17-2002, 02:18 AM

Brad Mitchell · 01-17-2002, 02:19 AM

LMFAO

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pr0 · 01-17-2002, 02:23 AM

lots of personal attacks on the board lately eh?

but this one was somewhat amusing...

BruceM · 01-17-2002, 02:51 AM

Funny shit!

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kmanrox · 01-17-2002, 02:53 AM

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quiet · 01-17-2002, 02:53 AM

h0st · 01-17-2002, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SIeazyDream:

I am probably spamming

Posts: 1

OMG LOL

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grumpy · 01-17-2002, 07:21 AM

:-)

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PiggyEnt · 01-17-2002, 07:30 AM

HAHAHA, Thats some funny shit!

AWC · 01-17-2002, 07:37 AM

I feel your pain. Fucking snap out of it.

Every board needs a village idiot.

MikeEP · 01-17-2002, 08:24 AM

Oh man, so wrong..

SleazyDream · 01-17-2002, 12:35 PM

I don't mind being shot at, but get it right. Cirque du solil DOES have HORSEYS and people are shot across the stage all the time. They could use popcorn or hotdogs in the stands though.........

eRock · 01-17-2002, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream:
I don't mind being shot at, but get it right. Cirque du solil DOES have HORSEYS and people are shot across the stage all the time. They could use popcorn or hotdogs in the stands though.........

Since when have they had horses? They don't use animals at all...

AaronM · 01-17-2002, 02:10 PM

I am in tears now... PLEASE.....MAKE THE FAT MAN STOP!!!!!

LMAO

How come the people trying to impersonate me can not be this clever?

[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 01-17-2002).]

Speedy26 · 01-17-2002, 06:54 PM

Bump

Aussie Rebel · 04-02-2002, 09:39 PM

**BUMP**

Uncle Vinny · 04-02-2002, 09:43 PM

whats a bump?

kmanrox · 04-02-2002, 09:43 PM

haha aussie rebel is living out his repressed gayness at sleazy's expense...

so tell me, why have you been buying content from maxpixel for personal use (no webmaster license) for the past 2 months?

Aussie Rebel · 04-02-2002, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
haha aussie rebel is living out his repressed gayness at sleazy's expense...

so tell me, why have you been buying content from maxpixel for personal use (no webmaster license) for the past 2 months?

I'm not the one with the poofta button in my sig

04-02-2002, 10:05 PM

ROFLMFAO !!! classic !

kmanrox · 04-02-2002, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aussie Rebel

I'm not the one with the poofta button in my sig

i do it for fun, you do it because a man is all you knew when in aussie prison... its ok. be open... its therapeutic

kush · 04-02-2002, 10:17 PM

BUMP

Fat asses unite!

Aussie Rebel · 04-02-2002, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

i do it for fun, you do it because a man is all you knew when in aussie prison... its ok. be open... its therapeutic

I've never fucked a homo but I have fucked a guy that has

XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-02-2002, 11:02 PM

where can I get one of those 1337 hats?

Wiredoctor · 04-02-2002, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
I feel your pain. Fucking snap out of it.

Every board needs a village idiot.

Agreed

mule · 04-02-2002, 11:55 PM

LOL!
I practically wet myself

01-17-2002, 02:17 AM	#1
SIeazyDream Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: DreamLand Posts: 1	I'm done! This is an Imposter, he's gone. - Lensman ---------------------------------- Just wanted to say you guys were right. I am a complete moron. I'm done with the sharades. Kimmy I am sorry for calling you names - I hope every body is cool with me now. Now I can get back to my poor excuse for a TGP. A few thoughts about myself: I make Fat Bastard look skinny and even though I make ok money, it won't do me any good 'cause I can't get laid for the life of me. Girls get repulsed at the mere site of my triple chin. Even when I offer strippers $1000 at strip clubs they refuse to give me a lap dance (they mumble something about the building code not allowing it or something). The only sponsor I promote on my sites is Adult Friend Finder. I am a platinum member myself, but was recently contacted by the president to please remove my picture and descriptions (for some reason women were cancelling their memberships after browsing my profile). For my Vegas elite party, I wanted to go to the Sizzler on Tropicana and Paradise. They were closed. ;( We ended up going to some greasy spoon. Mmmmm....greaasssy spoooon. The pictures of the party on GFY were great, but they weren't of Internext. It was me and my buddies attending LipoNext. Stupid people! I thought Cirque de Soleil was dumb(no elephants or horseys or guys getting shot out of cannons - what kind of circus is this?) Oh well, I got a big tub of popcorn and a super-sized coke. I was a happy camper! )) I kiss all the other TGP owners asses just so they trade with me. UCJ is my best and only friend. Sometimes I traffic trade with myself (cause I can!). That's not the only thing I do with myself. If I could choose between having sex with Pamela Anderson or eating a Sloppy Joe, well obviously I'd eat the Sloppy Joe. Despite my efforts, the only attention I get is by stirring up the pot at GFY. I am not respected by anyone in this industry and must constantly tell myself "I'm good enough, I'm fat enough, and dog gone it, people like me." mmwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa [This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 01-17-2002).]

01-17-2002, 02:53 AM	#7
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	lol

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AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	I feel your pain. Fucking snap out of it. Every board needs a village idiot.

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01-17-2002, 12:35 PM	#13
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	I don't mind being shot at, but get it right. Cirque du solil DOES have HORSEYS and people are shot across the stage all the time. They could use popcorn or hotdogs in the stands though.........

01-17-2002, 02:10 PM	#15
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I am in tears now... PLEASE.....MAKE THE FAT MAN STOP!!!!! LMAO How come the people trying to impersonate me can not be this clever? [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 01-17-2002).]

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