This is an Imposter, he's gone.
- Lensman
----------------------------------
Just wanted to say you guys were right. I am a complete moron. I'm done with the sharades. Kimmy I am sorry for calling you names - I hope every body is cool with me now. Now I can get back to my poor excuse for a TGP. A few thoughts about myself:
I make Fat Bastard look skinny and even though I make ok money, it won't do me any good 'cause I can't get laid for the life of me. Girls get repulsed at the mere site of my triple chin. Even when I offer strippers $1000 at strip clubs they refuse to give me a lap dance (they mumble something about the building code not allowing it or something).
The only sponsor I promote on my sites is Adult Friend Finder. I am a platinum member myself, but was recently contacted by the president to please remove my picture and descriptions (for some reason women were cancelling their memberships after browsing my profile).
For my Vegas elite party, I wanted to go to the Sizzler on Tropicana and Paradise. They were closed. ;( We ended up going to some greasy spoon. Mmmmm....greaasssy spoooon.
The pictures of the party on GFY were great, but they weren't of Internext. It was me and my buddies attending LipoNext. Stupid people!
I thought Cirque de Soleil was dumb(no elephants or horseys or guys getting shot out of cannons - what kind of circus is this?) Oh well, I got a big tub of popcorn and a super-sized coke. I was a happy camper!
http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif))
I kiss all the other TGP owners asses just so they trade with me. UCJ is my best and only friend. Sometimes I traffic trade with myself (cause I can!). That's not the only thing I do with myself.
If I could choose between having sex with Pamela Anderson or eating a Sloppy Joe, well obviously I'd eat the Sloppy Joe.
Despite my efforts, the only attention I get is by stirring up the pot at GFY. I am not respected by anyone in this industry and must constantly tell myself "I'm good enough, I'm fat enough, and dog gone it, people like me."
mmwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa
[This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 01-17-2002).]
