How to get rid of Skid Marks? - GoFuckYourself.com

ArronM · 01-16-2002, 08:01 PM

My friend, asked me how to get rid of skid marks in his undies. I told him to switch to colored briefs like me (all brown). He said that colored briefs make him itch, and that boxers stood no chance with his crack being the glutton that it is. He is desperate guys. How can I help him? His wife does the laundry and she makes fun of him all the time. And he also says that repeated skids will eventually stain his FruitOfTheLooms permanently. He has already tried a totally liquid diet, things got much worse. He lost all control of his sfinkter (sp?) muscle until he began eating real food again.

I need some suggestions for this poor soul. Help me.

Thanks in advance!

FADE19 · 01-16-2002, 08:04 PM

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Clay · 01-16-2002, 08:05 PM

ever hear of whiteout?

Slick · 01-16-2002, 08:06 PM

You should tell him to use a nice big butt plug, that'll hold everything in, he he he.

FADE19 · 01-16-2002, 08:07 PM

Got Milk?

BV · 01-16-2002, 09:13 PM

Tell him to wipe is fucking ass! lol

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eRock · 01-16-2002, 09:32 PM

Throw 'em out & buy new ones...
Or maybe wash 'em himself...

SNOW · 01-17-2002, 02:40 AM

The only way one would get skiddies is obvious..
WIPE YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU SEE NOTHING.. Jesus Treat your recum with respect.. It deserves to be clean..

Twinkle Twinkle Little brown star
Thats how I know, How clean you are.....

If you dont see twikle DOnt leave the bathroom..Bend over and use a 2 way mirror for gods sake,do something..Pay someone to check..

The runs are a whole seperate issue LOL

A clean ass and finger nails go a long way..
Just ask aaron..

Keev · 01-17-2002, 02:51 AM

Get either:

A) A Brave Girlfriend
B) A Wife

Jakke PNG · 01-17-2002, 03:24 AM

Why use underwear at all?
If you decide to use, just turn them around so the skidmarks are on the outside. It won't harm. And then again, when there's new skidmarks, just turn the pants around, so they're in front.

U can use same pair of underwear for 4 weeks.

I choose not to use clothing at all.. it's a bit akward as Finnish winter is relatively cold.

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kittykat69 · 01-17-2002, 03:46 AM

Toothpaste is the best then shampoo
and baking soda will get rid of the smell

SNOW · 01-17-2002, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather:
Why use underwear at all?
If you decide to use, just turn them around so the skidmarks are on the outside.
I choose not to use clothing at all.. it's a bit akward as Finnish winter is relatively cold.

LOLLLLLL

He-Man · 01-17-2002, 03:53 AM

Your friend? Sure!

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BrettJ · 01-17-2002, 04:35 AM

leave the skidmarks there! They build character.

amadman · 01-17-2002, 07:19 AM

Just wear them inside out and call them racing stripes.

TaDoW · 01-17-2002, 12:45 PM

Aaron ... why do you talk about skidmarks with your friend? that's a deep dark secret I wouldn't discuss even with BrettJ

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01-16-2002, 08:01 PM	#1
ArronM Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 12	How to get rid of Skid Marks? My friend, asked me how to get rid of skid marks in his undies. I told him to switch to colored briefs like me (all brown). He said that colored briefs make him itch, and that boxers stood no chance with his crack being the glutton that it is. He is desperate guys. How can I help him? His wife does the laundry and she makes fun of him all the time. And he also says that repeated skids will eventually stain his FruitOfTheLooms permanently. He has already tried a totally liquid diet, things got much worse. He lost all control of his sfinkter (sp?) muscle until he began eating real food again. I need some suggestions for this poor soul. Help me. Thanks in advance!

01-16-2002, 08:04 PM	#2
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	TAMPAX or DEPENDS

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	You should tell him to use a nice big butt plug, that'll hold everything in, he he he.

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	Got Milk?

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BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	Tell him to wipe is fucking ass! lol ------------------ 50% Payouts Weekly! Plus Re Bills! Pimp the Real Shit [This message has been edited by BV (edited 01-16-2002).]

01-16-2002, 09:32 PM	#7
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	Throw 'em out & buy new ones... Or maybe wash 'em himself...

01-17-2002, 02:40 AM	#8
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	The only way one would get skiddies is obvious.. WIPE YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU SEE NOTHING.. Jesus Treat your recum with respect.. It deserves to be clean.. Twinkle Twinkle Little brown star Thats how I know, How clean you are..... If you dont see twikle DOnt leave the bathroom..Bend over and use a 2 way mirror for gods sake,do something..Pay someone to check.. The runs are a whole seperate issue LOL A clean ass and finger nails go a long way.. Just ask aaron..

01-17-2002, 02:51 AM	#9
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	Get either: A) A Brave Girlfriend B) A Wife

01-17-2002, 03:24 AM	#10
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Why use underwear at all? If you decide to use, just turn them around so the skidmarks are on the outside. It won't harm. And then again, when there's new skidmarks, just turn the pants around, so they're in front. U can use same pair of underwear for 4 weeks. I choose not to use clothing at all.. it's a bit akward as Finnish winter is relatively cold. ------------------ TeenMafia.com Offshore Clicks - 3c per blind click. .:::Spamming is fun:::.

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kittykat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Wonderland Posts: 695	Toothpaste is the best then shampoo and baking soda will get rid of the smell

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BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	leave the skidmarks there! They build character.

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TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	Aaron ... why do you talk about skidmarks with your friend? that's a deep dark secret I wouldn't discuss even with BrettJ ------------------ -TaDoW I'm really not anyone important...