How to get rid of Skid Marks?
 

My friend, asked me how to get rid of skid marks in his undies. I told him to switch to colored briefs like me (all brown). He said that colored briefs make him itch, and that boxers stood no chance with his crack being the glutton that it is. He is desperate guys. How can I help him? His wife does the laundry and she makes fun of him all the time. And he also says that repeated skids will eventually stain his FruitOfTheLooms permanently. He has already tried a totally liquid diet, things got much worse. He lost all control of his sfinkter (sp?) muscle until he began eating real food again.

I need some suggestions for this poor soul. Help me.

Thanks in advance!

TAMPAX
or
DEPENDS

ever hear of whiteout?

You should tell him to use a nice big butt plug, that'll hold everything in, he he he.

Got Milk?

Tell him to wipe is fucking ass! lol

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[This message has been edited by BV (edited 01-16-2002).]

Throw 'em out & buy new ones...
Or maybe wash 'em himself...

The only way one would get skiddies is obvious..
WIPE YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU SEE NOTHING.. Jesus Treat your recum with respect.. It deserves to be clean..

Twinkle Twinkle Little brown star
Thats how I know, How clean you are.....

If you dont see twikle DOnt leave the bathroom..Bend over and use a 2 way mirror for gods sake,do something..Pay someone to check..

The runs are a whole seperate issue LOL http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

A clean ass and finger nails go a long way..
Just ask aaron..

Get either:

A) A Brave Girlfriend
B) A Wife

Why use underwear at all?
If you decide to use, just turn them around so the skidmarks are on the outside. It won't harm. And then again, when there's new skidmarks, just turn the pants around, so they're in front.

U can use same pair of underwear for 4 weeks. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

I choose not to use clothing at all.. it's a bit akward as Finnish winter is relatively cold.

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Toothpaste is the best then shampoo
and baking soda will get rid of the smell

LOLLLLLL

Your friend? Sure!

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leave the skidmarks there! They build character.

Just wear them inside out and call them racing stripes.

Aaron ... why do you talk about skidmarks with your friend? that's a deep dark secret I wouldn't discuss even with BrettJ

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