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Mr Dickovitch 05-10-2005 05:18 PM

Oh Damn! I just checked your site and there it is.

:thumbsup

You were talking about your mentioned your trip to Nigeria in this other episode and it sounded funny. I will listen now.

BVF 05-10-2005 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
have you quit yet?

No this is my second week. One of the dudes was already trying to prep me for a tournament by putting me through Randori yesterday with a green belt and I did pretty good. I got him down twice again today.

Taking falls and fighting and exercising is great for your testosterone level. It's like when I finish practice and see the girlies outside I just want to hump everything in sight. But on the flipside, Judo helps you gain some control over your penis and the workout in Judo is a good way to work off some energy and you won't fiend for sex as much.

My body is already responding and I am already fitting my t-shirts a little better because my stomach went down a little and my chest is toning up more and it's shaping up my manboobs to where they almost look like real pecs... By July, I'll be in pretty good all around shape just in time for the heat of the summer and all of those YOUNG HONIES that are out of school.

I don't quit once I make my mind up...I want to get in shape and fuck young honies and I can't do that sitting around on my ass eating fatty foods.

BVF 05-10-2005 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
Oh Damn! I just checked your site and there it is.

:thumbsup

You were talking about your mentioned your trip to Nigeria in this other episode and it sounded funny. I will listen now.

Yeah just be sure to look at the visual aids while you're listening if you can..just keep a seperate window open for when I refer to a certain picture.

BVF 05-10-2005 05:28 PM

And one more thing....I had to have been a FOOL to think that I could have fought anybody trained in either Judo or BJJ....If you even LEAN on a muthafucka wrong, they can take your head off or have you landing on the concrete with the back of your head.

I am already pretty good at Osoto Gari which is a back corner foot sweep. I can break somebody's neck in the street with that shit.

Shooter 05-10-2005 05:32 PM

Watch out for Cobra Kai

http://www.dikster.f2o.org/blog/cobrakai.jpg

STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY.

Anthony 05-10-2005 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF
And one more thing....I had to have been a FOOL to think that I could have fought anybody trained in either Judo or BJJ....If you even LEAN on a muthafucka wrong, they can take your head off or have you landing on the concrete with the back of your head.

I am already pretty good at Osoto Gari which is a back corner foot sweep. I can break somebody's neck in the street with that shit.

Welcome to the brotherhood.

Those of us that have remained over the years face bad knees, shoulders, and backs to thank us for the hundreds, some thousands of hours on the mats.

You can't get any better unless you train to fight. You can't live without training, all to prepare you one day if you need it, to fight to live.

Bring your gi if you make it to SFLA this year. We'll find a spot on the beach and roll.

ajapub 07-06-2008 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 7258619)
Boca Raton BJJ. You?


Wow, sorry that I forgot this old thread- sorry for the extreme delay! If you're still watching this thread, I currently train up in Orlando, FL.

Anthony 07-06-2008 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ajapub (Post 14428740)
Wow, sorry that I forgot this old thread- sorry for the extreme delay! If you're still watching this thread, I currently train up in Orlando, FL.

Sweet, I changed academies and moved to American Top Team, Coconut Creek. When I'm in Orlando, I'll come visit. :)

tahiti 07-06-2008 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 7264098)
oh and sorry, but i think this thread deserves a miyagi

http://www.classicmoviekids.com/imag...ioralph302.jpg

Miyagi looks so gay, poor kid...

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 07-07-2008 12:25 AM

"Miyagi" passed away not too long ago...

LeRoy 07-07-2008 12:52 AM

Nice one :) Good luck and no excuses. I trained under a "True Grandmaster" for 4 years. An 8 hour test for 1st Back Belt in 8 different styles (Judo/Jujitsu included). One thing is I've never used it yet. I've had confrontation but when I square off it seems to diffuse the whole thing. No one wants to fuck with someone thats prepared.

I 've seen things that no one will ever believe in a million years. Go ahead I dare you to ask me :thumbsup.

Anthony 07-07-2008 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222 (Post 14429326)
Nice one :) Good luck and no excuses. I trained under a "True Grandmaster" for 4 years. An 8 hour test for 1st Back Belt in 8 different styles (Judo/Jujitsu included). One thing is I've never used it yet. I've had confrontation but when I square off it seems to diffuse the whole thing. No one wants to fuck with someone thats prepared.

I 've seen things that no one will ever believe in a million years. Go ahead I dare you to ask me :thumbsup.

I call bullshit.

8 hour test in 8 different styles.

And in 4 years!

Will you be at Xbiz? You can show it to BJJ Blackbelt, and a couple of Blues.

LeRoy 07-07-2008 12:57 AM

Will you be buying drinks ?

DWB 07-07-2008 01:03 AM

judo chop!!!

Anthony 07-07-2008 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222 (Post 14429341)
Will you be buying drinks ?

Don't drink much on the mats. After, absolutely.

VicD 07-07-2008 01:49 AM

well done, grasshopper

Blazed 07-07-2008 02:25 AM

Judo is really weak i dont know why a grown person would choose to take judo and not kick boxing, mma etc.

Anthony 07-07-2008 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14429477)
Judo is really weak martial i dont know why a grown person would choose to take judo and not kick boxing or the like.

Judo is an excellent martial art. Some people don't like to get hit, and would rather throw someone on their head.

LeRoy 07-07-2008 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14429477)
Judo is really weak i dont know why a grown person would choose to take judo and not kick boxing, mma etc.

I would have to disagree too . Judos killer.

Blazed 07-07-2008 02:44 AM

Have you seen fighting between different martial arts? Those who do judo get destroyed, seriously. Its good self defense agaisnt the avg guy on the street, but even then its not the best. If you had a boxer or anyone with proper fight training coming at you hes not gonna let you grab him lol your gonna get beat like a 12 year old.

Anthony 07-07-2008 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14429512)
Have you seen fighting between different martial arts? Those who do judo get destroyed, seriously. Its good self defense agaisnt the avg guy on the street, but even then its not the best. If you had a boxer or anyone with proper fight training coming at you hes not gonna let you grab him lol your gonna get beat like a 12 year old.

No, I haven't seen any fighting between martial arts since, oh I don't know, UFC 1 - 4.

Back when a scrawny Brazillian Jiu Jitsu beat everyone's ass, made a ranked boxer tap out after taking him down to the ground.

Yah, grappling doesn't work, at all. /sarcasm

Blazed 07-07-2008 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 14429521)
No, I haven't seen any fighting between martial arts since, oh I don't know, UFC 1 - 4.

Back when a scrawny Brazillian Jiu Jitsu beat everyone's ass, made a ranked boxer tap out after taking him down to the ground.

Yah, grappling doesn't work, at all. /sarcasm

Im not talking ufc, since whether they have a judo background or not they are also training in mma. Im talking judo vs boxing, literally one guy who just does judo one guy who just does boxing.

Anthony 07-07-2008 02:58 AM

Watch this Judoka beat the shit outta this Muay Thai Champion Kickboxer!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...11686437632545

Proof Judo Sucks!

Anthony 07-07-2008 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 14429533)
Im not talking ufc, since whether they have a judo background or not they are also training in mma. Im talking judo vs boxing, literally one guy who just does judo one guy who just does boxing.

Early UFC was not MMA. It was style vs style. Grappling styles WON 9 times out of 10 vs Striking styles.


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