Jon Stewart's W&M Commencement Address. This man is brilliant, hillarious - GoFuckYourself.com

Meta Ridley · 05-02-2005, 09:51 AM

Jon Stewart's ('84) Commencement Address

"Thank you Mr. President, I had forgotten how crushingly dull these ceremonies are. Thank you.

My best to the choir. I have to say, that song never grows old for me. Whenever I hear that song, it reminds me of nothing. "

CONTINUED and well worth the read.

Rich · 05-02-2005, 10:13 AM

Why does that say 84? That speach is from the last 4 years.

Meta Ridley · 05-02-2005, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rich

Why does that say 84? That speach is from the last 4 years.

Maybe he graduated in 84

eroswebmaster · 05-02-2005, 10:21 AM

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I was in New York on 9-11 when the towers came down. I lived 14 blocks from the twin towers. And when they came down, I thought that the world had ended. And I remember walking around in a daze for weeks. And Mayor Giuliani had said to the city, ?You?ve got to get back to normal. We?ve got to show that things can change and get back to what they were.?

And one day I was coming out of my building, and on my stoop, was a man who was crouched over, and he appeared to be in deep thought. And as I got closer to him I realized, he was playing with himself. And that?s when I thought, ?You know what, we?re gonna be OK.?

LOL too fucking funny

liquidmoe · 05-02-2005, 10:29 AM

Great speech, they should mold teachers based on him, it will help keep kids in school, certainly would have made me stick with college longer if he was one of my teachers.

StuartD · 05-02-2005, 10:52 AM

great stuff.... he really has a twisted yet very real perception of the world and he makes it funny somehow

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	Why does that say 84? That speach is from the last 4 years.