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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Paris
Posts: 838
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My Rabbi walked in on me masturbating.
I was sitting at my computer surfing porn sites masturbating with a pepperoni stick. When my Rabbi walked in on me.
He calmly explained to me that masturbation was natural and showed me a few pornsites I could surf of nice jewish boys. But he was very angry that I was using something so un-kosher as a peperoni to masturbate with. I figured I wasn't eating it so it was ok. But if my rabbi say's it isn't kosher it isn't kosher. But I can't help wondering if I circumsize off the tip will that make it kosher? As a good jewish woman is onah not my right? Afterall I'm not married what should I do? |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Paris
Posts: 838
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![]() At last a truly Kosher bite! |
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Posts: 71,528
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#5 |
Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
Posts: 14,194
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Convert to Catholicism, they're cool with pepperoni
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
Posts: 16,826
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i'm glad he didnt use some Zyklon-B on you
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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#7 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,448
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