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Old 05-01-2005, 09:25 AM   #1
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My Rabbi walked in on me masturbating.

I was sitting at my computer surfing porn sites masturbating with a pepperoni stick. When my Rabbi walked in on me.

He calmly explained to me that masturbation was natural and showed me a few pornsites I could surf of nice jewish boys.

But he was very angry that I was using something so un-kosher as a peperoni to masturbate with. I figured I wasn't eating it so it was ok.

But if my rabbi say's it isn't kosher it isn't kosher. But I can't help wondering if I circumsize off the tip will that make it kosher?

As a good jewish woman is onah not my right? Afterall I'm not married what should I do?
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Old 05-01-2005, 09:28 AM   #2
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mazeltov!
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Old 05-01-2005, 09:56 AM   #3
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At last a truly Kosher bite!
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Old 05-01-2005, 09:57 AM   #4
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At last a truly Kosher bite!
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Old 05-01-2005, 10:00 AM   #5
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Convert to Catholicism, they're cool with pepperoni
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Old 05-01-2005, 10:02 AM   #6
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i'm glad he didnt use some Zyklon-B on you
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:11 PM   #7
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