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Old 05-01-2005, 06:28 PM   #1
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"Sounds about as fun as..."

I'm writing a screenplay and I need something good to fill in,

Sounds about as fun as...

watching paint dry. BLUH

a root canal.

playing strip solitaire.

Santa coming to town.. (pretty funny)

KNOW ANY GOOD ONES??
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:29 PM   #2
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sounds about as fun as watching paint dry
sounds about as fun as eating razor blades
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:29 PM   #3
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Sounds about as fun as... sand in my anus?
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:30 PM   #4
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Sounds about as fun as a shotgun blast to the earlobe
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:30 PM   #5
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sounds about as fun as counting blades of grass
sounds about as fun as herpes
sounds about as fun as a midlife crisis
sounds about as fun as stepping in mud
sounds about as fun as a nose bleed

lol.. random thoughts
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:35 PM   #6
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as writing a screen play.
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:36 PM   #7
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sounds about as fun as a date with michael jackson
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:38 PM   #8
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Giving birth to a 10 pound babby.
Getting hit in the nuts.
Taking a shit in the woods.


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Old 05-01-2005, 06:44 PM   #9
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The "Sounds about as fun as..." in the "Townies" screenplay comes after a Mob Initiation of a young Irish thug. Theres's some comedy in the screenplay but the as fun as comment is more to show Mickey doesn't respect Fitz (The mob boss). I am meeting with a person from MGM next week to discuss budget. Wish me luck.

This initiation "as fun as" scene happens around page 30 in the "full script" but here it is by itself, if you'd like to take a look. Dialogue needs a little polishing. critics welcome.
http://www.towniesmovie.com/townies.pdf
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:49 PM   #10
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Sounds about as fun as a bag of monkeys

with AIDS
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:49 PM   #11
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as writing a screen play.
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:51 PM   #12
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Yeah it is a barrel of fun let me tell ya. haha
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Old 05-01-2005, 06:53 PM   #13
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sounds about as fun as a date with michael jackson
This one is good.

Or, "sounds about as fun as a ride at neverland"

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Old 05-01-2005, 06:56 PM   #14
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Sounds about as fun as a kick in the nuts.

Sounds about as fun as a blowjob, men's bathroom, new york city, subway station.

Sounds about as fun as a sandy vagina.

Those are some of my favorites....

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Old 05-01-2005, 06:56 PM   #15
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Yeah it is a barrel of fun let me tell ya. haha
since it deals with Irishmen, why don't u incorporate something like the Blarney Stone, St. Patty's Day, whatever - they just got done talking about their irish history and all that jazz - stick with the theme
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:00 PM   #16
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Sounds about as fun as...

getting aids

driving off a cliff

eating shit

tub girl

riding a bike with no seat down a bumpy road

a vasectomy
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:03 PM   #17
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since it deals with Irishmen, why don't u incorporate something like the Blarney Stone, St. Patty's Day, whatever - they just got done talking about their irish history and all that jazz - stick with the theme
Right, that's what I'm looking for. Searching the net with no luck. I guess I could make one up!
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:05 PM   #18
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I tink the irish like to say "As fun as a thumb in the bum"
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:05 PM   #19
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Right, that's what I'm looking for. Searching the net with no luck. I guess I could make one up!


or you can always go the easy route and resort to yo mama humour - "sounds as fun as a night with your mother" - works every time!
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:05 PM   #20
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sounds about as fun as a date with michael jackson
lol
the only funny answer
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:05 PM   #21
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I tink the irish like to say "As fun as a thumb in the bum"
That's good
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:31 PM   #22
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"...commiting suicide with a toothpick"

"...washing your mother in law"

"...having sex with an ironing board"

"...getting a perm"

"...watching The Godfather"

"...sticking your head in the oven"
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Old 05-01-2005, 07:33 PM   #23
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"...as drinking whiskey with a Scotsman"
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