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  • Xster
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 577

    #1

    "Sounds about as fun as..."

    I'm writing a screenplay and I need something good to fill in,

    Sounds about as fun as...

    watching paint dry. BLUH

    a root canal.

    playing strip solitaire.

    Santa coming to town.. (pretty funny)

    KNOW ANY GOOD ONES??
  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18647

    #2
    sounds about as fun as watching paint dry
    sounds about as fun as eating razor blades
    I like turtles.

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    • boner 2.0
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2004
      • 10970

      #3
      Sounds about as fun as... sand in my anus?

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      • who
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2003
        • 19593

        #4
        Sounds about as fun as a shotgun blast to the earlobe

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18647

          #5
          sounds about as fun as counting blades of grass
          sounds about as fun as herpes
          sounds about as fun as a midlife crisis
          sounds about as fun as stepping in mud
          sounds about as fun as a nose bleed

          lol.. random thoughts
          I like turtles.

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          • After Shock Media
            It's coming look busy
            • Mar 2001
            • 35299

            #6
            as writing a screen play.

            [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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            • who
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2003
              • 19593

              #7
              sounds about as fun as a date with michael jackson

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              • TurboAngel
                H.B.I.C.
                • Jun 2003
                • 30122

                #8
                Giving birth to a 10 pound babby.
                Getting hit in the nuts.
                Taking a shit in the woods.


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                • Xster
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 577

                  #9
                  The "Sounds about as fun as..." in the "Townies" screenplay comes after a Mob Initiation of a young Irish thug. Theres's some comedy in the screenplay but the as fun as comment is more to show Mickey doesn't respect Fitz (The mob boss). I am meeting with a person from MGM next week to discuss budget. Wish me luck.

                  This initiation "as fun as" scene happens around page 30 in the "full script" but here it is by itself, if you'd like to take a look. Dialogue needs a little polishing. critics welcome.
                  http://www.towniesmovie.com/townies.pdf

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                  • badmunchkin
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 3797

                    #10
                    Sounds about as fun as a bag of monkeys

                    with AIDS

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                    • badmunchkin
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 3797

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lord of the fungi
                      as writing a screen play.

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                      • Xster
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 577

                        #12
                        Originally posted by badmunchkin
                        Yeah it is a barrel of fun let me tell ya. haha

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                        • who
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 19593

                          #13
                          Originally posted by .?.
                          sounds about as fun as a date with michael jackson
                          This one is good.

                          Or, "sounds about as fun as a ride at neverland"

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                          • jawanda
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 6040

                            #14
                            Sounds about as fun as a kick in the nuts.

                            Sounds about as fun as a blowjob, men's bathroom, new york city, subway station.

                            Sounds about as fun as a sandy vagina.

                            Those are some of my favorites....

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                            • badmunchkin
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 3797

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Xster
                              Yeah it is a barrel of fun let me tell ya. haha
                              since it deals with Irishmen, why don't u incorporate something like the Blarney Stone, St. Patty's Day, whatever - they just got done talking about their irish history and all that jazz - stick with the theme

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                              • sicone
                                Retired
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 18453

                                #16
                                Sounds about as fun as...

                                getting aids

                                driving off a cliff

                                eating shit

                                tub girl

                                riding a bike with no seat down a bumpy road

                                a vasectomy

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                                • Xster
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 577

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by badmunchkin
                                  since it deals with Irishmen, why don't u incorporate something like the Blarney Stone, St. Patty's Day, whatever - they just got done talking about their irish history and all that jazz - stick with the theme
                                  Right, that's what I'm looking for. Searching the net with no luck. I guess I could make one up!

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                                  • who
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 19593

                                    #18
                                    I tink the irish like to say "As fun as a thumb in the bum"

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                                    • badmunchkin
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 3797

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Xster
                                      Right, that's what I'm looking for. Searching the net with no luck. I guess I could make one up!


                                      or you can always go the easy route and resort to yo mama humour - "sounds as fun as a night with your mother" - works every time!

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                                      • dalila
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 573

                                        #20
                                        Originally Posted by .?.
                                        sounds about as fun as a date with michael jackson
                                        lol
                                        the only funny answer

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                                        • badmunchkin
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 3797

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by .?.
                                          I tink the irish like to say "As fun as a thumb in the bum"
                                          That's good

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                                          • Nembrionic
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 2424

                                            #22
                                            "...commiting suicide with a toothpick"

                                            "...washing your mother in law"

                                            "...having sex with an ironing board"

                                            "...getting a perm"

                                            "...watching The Godfather"

                                            "...sticking your head in the oven"

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                                            • Nembrionic
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 2424

                                              #23
                                              "...as drinking whiskey with a Scotsman"

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