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Trax · 04-30-2005, 03:34 AM

is it the soup-nazi?

Kard63 · 04-30-2005, 03:36 AM

no

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DeadFidel · 04-30-2005, 03:43 AM

jezz..I can't pick one....I believe I've seen them all. If I hade to pick one, it would be the one where George dates Marisa Tomei.

detoxed · 04-30-2005, 03:45 AM

Each is good for different reasons

J$tyle$ · 04-30-2005, 03:48 AM

"Soup nazi" was great but "Bubble boy" was better imo

g'night bro!

Talk soon!

xclusive · 04-30-2005, 03:50 AM

http://www.seinology.com/links.shtml is a great link can't pick a favorite episode it wouldnt' be fair

Drake · 04-30-2005, 03:51 AM

The master of your domain one was good. I couldn't choose a favorite though.

chupachups · 04-30-2005, 03:52 AM

Happy FESTIVUS!

Malicious Biz · 04-30-2005, 03:56 AM

The "master of my domain" episode was pretty good... kramer was out in like five seconds.. haha

Trax · 04-30-2005, 04:52 AM

ok i get it... there is no such thing as the best episode

sickbeatz · 04-30-2005, 04:53 AM

Where can I download soup nazi's recipes?

Michael O · 04-30-2005, 04:58 AM

A lot fo great episodes

I like the last one where they go to court and all the people they hurt over the years testifies

MGPspots · 04-30-2005, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Chupachups

Happy FESTIVUS!

Just the thought of that one started me laughing again!

David! · 04-30-2005, 07:13 AM

I think the one with the ugly baby when Kramer also stole the lobster

Kevsh · 04-30-2005, 07:28 AM

Easily, I'd say Fusilli Jerry and the "second spitter" with Keith Hernandez were my favs

Verbal · 04-30-2005, 07:32 AM

Elaine dancing

Axeman · 04-30-2005, 07:35 AM

Master of your domain, Soup Nazi, George when he stopped having sex, all great episodes. The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup in a deli

mardigras · 04-30-2005, 07:39 AM

There's always a better episode of something else on another channel

mrgica · 04-30-2005, 07:39 AM

The Switch
The Marine Biologist
The Bubble Boy
The Contest
The Limo

Eddie2100 · 04-30-2005, 08:13 AM

seinfeld is great ... but i really am hookup on Curb your Enthusiam" Starring Larry David .. he is the co creator of Seinfeld and he is more believable in real day situations...

RoCkMaN · 04-30-2005, 08:33 AM

The Marine Biologist for sure... George's speech at the end is the best.....

Trax · 04-30-2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

The Switch
The Marine Biologist
The Bubble Boy
The Contest
The Limo

good list

dunefield · 04-30-2005, 09:35 AM

When george fakes a job being a latex salesman...

Slick · 04-30-2005, 09:38 AM

One of my favorite scenes is when Kramer does the movie phone

KRAMER: Hewwo and welcome to Movie phone. If you know the name of the
movie you'd like to see, press one.

GEORGE: Come on. Come on.

KRAMER: Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three
letters of the movie title, now.

(George presses 3 keys)

KRAMER: You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.

GEORGE: What?

KRAMER: Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct,
press one.

(George looks baffled)

KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've
selected.

GEORGE: Chunnel?

KRAMER: To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit
zip-code, now.

(George enters his zip-code)

KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?

Kard63 · 04-30-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Chupachups

Happy FESTIVUS!

YES!

8 char

xxxdesign-net · 04-30-2005, 12:09 PM

Nearly all of them are classics..

Babagirls · 04-30-2005, 12:14 PM

The Marine Bioligists
Elaine Dancing
Yada Yada Yada
Chineese Resturant
The Keys
Soup Nazi

My favoite line of all time is from "Chineese Resturant"

Jerry (to Elaine): I'll give you $50 if you go and eat an egg roll off of that persons plate.

Elaine (to George): I dont know. Would you do it?

George: For $50, I'd put my face in their soup and blow!

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 04-30-2005, 12:15 PM

I like the one where George decides to do the opposite of all his instincts, and becomes successful. And Elaine becomes George through the process, losing her job and looking more homely.

slapass · 04-30-2005, 12:16 PM

I love the one where George shtupes the cleaning lady.

JJ Gold · 04-30-2005, 12:19 PM

The Slicer

"Mr Kruger" was my favorite character.

[Kruger's. Kramer is examining Mr. Kruger.]

Kramer: Male mammal. Approximately 30 to 60 years of age. Weight...uh indeterminate. Ok, Mr. Kruger, we are gonna take a photo now for the records. So if you'll stand up please and give me a big smile, oh no no no, not that big. Yeah, that's nice, yes okay. Yes, let's have a looksee...ok, so eh, fiber from shirt on the left shoulder. I'm gonna have to keep my on that.

Kruger: How long have you been doing this Dr. Van Nostrand?

Kramer: Uuh, long long time. Yes, I've seen moles so big they have their own moles. Freckles that cover two men.

Kruger: So, how am I looking?

Kramer: Oh, so far, so good...[looks at Mr. Kruger's shoulder] yeuye...

[Kramer comes out to talk to George.]

George: Kramer, I really owe you one.

Kramer: George, we got a problem.

George: What?

Kramer: Well, he's got a mole on his shoulder. Very suspicious.

George: So, tell him you're concerned about it and he should see someone else.

Kramer: George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?

George: Because, you're not a dermatologist.

Kramer: He thinks I am. I'm not gonna betray that trust. Here's what I wanna do; I think I can get a section...

George: Whoa, whoa, a section?!

Kramer: Yeah, if I could grab my slicer and he'd hold still...

George: No, you're not taking a deli slicer to my boss...

Kramer: It'll be operative thing, he would barely feel it.

George: No! Absolutely Not!

Kramer: Well, it's my medical opinion, that you're making a big mistake. And it's going in my chart.

BlueWire · 04-30-2005, 12:35 PM

Festivas for the rest of us
Soup nazi - is more classic but i think there are funnier episodes
Marine Biologist - Hearing George tell the tale STILL makes me crack up...

"The sea was angry that day my friends! Like an old man sending back soup in a deli.."

Spongeworthy
Summer of George
Tales of Costanza- Fighting for the apartment with the guy who was on the sunken ship

Puertorican day parade - banned, only can get it off the internet. Pennypacker and Varnson at their best!

Kramerica
Frogger
Selling the "idea" to NBC - True story. George = Larry David and he told NBC "Thats the idea! And we're not gonna change it!"

Apu- Very bad man , very very bad man

I'm sure a ton are escaping me

BlueWire · 04-30-2005, 12:37 PM

I like the one where they're looking for the car in the parking garage for this quote alone:

George: "I can't carry a pen in my pocket.............I'm afraid i'll puncture my scrotum"

B40 · 04-30-2005, 12:38 PM

The opposite is good, where George does everything opposite...tells off Steinbrenner and gets the job haha

BlueWire · 04-30-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Easily, I'd say Fusilli Jerry and the "second spitter" with Keith Hernandez were my favs

ah yes...fusilli jerry is hilarious and i still crack up when i hear:

"Now that...is ONE...Magic...Loogy!"

Fake Nick · 04-30-2005, 12:42 PM

puerto rican day ?!

BlueWire · 04-30-2005, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by B40

The opposite is good, where George does everything opposite...tells off Steinbrenner and gets the job haha

Yes, that ones funny too.

"Hi i'm george. I'm bald, i'm unemployed and i live with my parents.....

Hi, i'm veronica"

I also have a soft spot for bizarro world because its kinda cool. Also the India one for Sue Ellen's wedding was kinda cool cuz everyone was thinking things from forward to back for the next 2 days. It was a crazy trip on the mind

Little Jerry - Cock fighting was kinda funny....

"Someday I may ask you for a favor....and that day is today"

"Escaped convicts? Fugitives? Come on George...I've got a cock fight to win"

BoNgHiTtA · 04-30-2005, 12:43 PM

The one where George is dodging calls, and he is sitting there. His answering machine always cracks me up...

Beleive it or not, George isnt at home leave a message at the beep.

StuBradley · 04-30-2005, 12:45 PM

I can't believe that none of you got it right. It is hands down the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode where Jerry slowly becomes Kramer and vice versa.

Fake Nick · 04-30-2005, 01:20 PM

after this thread I decided to watch the seinfeld special one more time ! ! ;)

Drake · 04-30-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by B40

The opposite is good, where George does everything opposite...tells off Steinbrenner and gets the job haha

Haha that was hilarious, but all episodes are. How about the Bizzaro world one. That was great too.

bdld · 04-30-2005, 01:52 PM

soup nazi was good, i liked the one in the parking garage where jerry and george were caught urinating and they couldnt find their car. the one where they were waiting the whole episode to be seated at the restaurant was good too.. "cartwright... cartwright!", george as the marine biologist was surely funny too. soo many good ones its hard to choose just one.

bdld · 04-30-2005, 01:54 PM

ah and how can i forget when george was caught by his mother and she ended up in the hospital, the great 'contest' episode.

swoop · 04-30-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RoCkMaN

The Marine Biologist for sure... George's speech at the end is the best.....

Love that one...when he rolls up his pants and walks out to sea

sickkittens · 04-30-2005, 02:02 PM

Nope. There have been alot that were better.

sickkittens · 04-30-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueWire

ah yes...fusilli jerry is hilarious and i still crack up when i hear:

"Now that...is ONE...Magic...Loogy!"

I love the slow motion on Kramer when he gets hit.

Michaelious · 04-30-2005, 02:06 PM

soup nazi for a definate thumbs up

mrgica · 04-30-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee

I like the one where George decides to do the opposite of all his instincts, and becomes successful. And Elaine becomes George through the process, losing her job and looking more homely.

that one is great!

buzzard · 04-30-2005, 03:19 PM

and there is 'The Revenge'... where they think the laundromat owner took Jerry's $1500:

JERRY: Maybe we should call this off.

KRAMER: Come on. What's the big deal? Just gonna put a little concrete in

the washing machine.

JERRY: And what's gonna happen?

KRAMER: Well, it'll gonna mix up with the water, and then by the end of the

cycle it'll be a solid block!

JERRY: If only you could put your mind to something worthwhile. You're like

Lex Luthor.

KRAMER: You keep him busy.

[Kramer, holding heavy bag of concrete in arms, stumbles to machine,

knocking chairs around]

[Kramer plops concrete down onto washing machine]

KRAMER: Whoa!

[lifting bag into the air, Kramer, thrown off balance, stumbles backwards

and slams into dryer]

bopha · 04-30-2005, 03:20 PM

Marble rye.

Shrinkage

John Paul, John Paul

Jimmies' down, the one where the velvet fog, Mel Torme thinks Kramer is mentally challanged.

Frogger!!

SteveLightspeed · 04-30-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by B40

The opposite is good, where George does everything opposite...tells off Steinbrenner and gets the job haha

Get's my vote too --- where he turns around to the gang punks that are kicking his seat in the theater and threatens them.... hilarious!

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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	"Soup nazi" was great but "Bubble boy" was better imo g'night bro! Talk soon!

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	One of my favorite scenes is when Kramer does the movie phone KRAMER: Hewwo and welcome to Movie phone. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press one. GEORGE: Come on. Come on. KRAMER: Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now. (George presses 3 keys) KRAMER: You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one. GEORGE: What? KRAMER: Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one. (George looks baffled) KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected. GEORGE: Chunnel? KRAMER: To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit zip-code, now. (George enters his zip-code) KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?

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ItBurnsWhenIpee Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Beach, SoCal Posts: 1,288	I like the one where George decides to do the opposite of all his instincts, and becomes successful. And Elaine becomes George through the process, losing her job and looking more homely.

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	I love the one where George shtupes the cleaning lady.

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JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969	The Slicer "Mr Kruger" was my favorite character. [Kruger's. Kramer is examining Mr. Kruger.] Kramer: Male mammal. Approximately 30 to 60 years of age. Weight...uh indeterminate. Ok, Mr. Kruger, we are gonna take a photo now for the records. So if you'll stand up please and give me a big smile, oh no no no, not that big. Yeah, that's nice, yes okay. Yes, let's have a looksee...ok, so eh, fiber from shirt on the left shoulder. I'm gonna have to keep my on that. Kruger: How long have you been doing this Dr. Van Nostrand? Kramer: Uuh, long long time. Yes, I've seen moles so big they have their own moles. Freckles that cover two men. Kruger: So, how am I looking? Kramer: Oh, so far, so good...[looks at Mr. Kruger's shoulder] yeuye... [Kramer comes out to talk to George.] George: Kramer, I really owe you one. Kramer: George, we got a problem. George: What? Kramer: Well, he's got a mole on his shoulder. Very suspicious. George: So, tell him you're concerned about it and he should see someone else. Kramer: George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor? George: Because, you're not a dermatologist. Kramer: He thinks I am. I'm not gonna betray that trust. Here's what I wanna do; I think I can get a section... George: Whoa, whoa, a section?! Kramer: Yeah, if I could grab my slicer and he'd hold still... George: No, you're not taking a deli slicer to my boss... Kramer: It'll be operative thing, he would barely feel it. George: No! Absolutely Not! Kramer: Well, it's my medical opinion, that you're making a big mistake. And it's going in my chart.

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BlueWire Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,628	Festivas for the rest of us Soup nazi - is more classic but i think there are funnier episodes Marine Biologist - Hearing George tell the tale STILL makes me crack up... "The sea was angry that day my friends! Like an old man sending back soup in a deli.." Spongeworthy Summer of George Tales of Costanza- Fighting for the apartment with the guy who was on the sunken ship Puertorican day parade - banned, only can get it off the internet. Pennypacker and Varnson at their best! Kramerica Frogger Selling the "idea" to NBC - True story. George = Larry David and he told NBC "Thats the idea! And we're not gonna change it!" Apu- Very bad man , very very bad man I'm sure a ton are escaping me

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BlueWire Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,628	I like the one where they're looking for the car in the parking garage for this quote alone: George: "I can't carry a pen in my pocket.............I'm afraid i'll puncture my scrotum"

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	soup nazi was good, i liked the one in the parking garage where jerry and george were caught urinating and they couldnt find their car. the one where they were waiting the whole episode to be seated at the restaurant was good too.. "cartwright... cartwright!", george as the marine biologist was surely funny too. soo many good ones its hard to choose just one.