One Time Announcement : $5 Gallery Templates - Help Me Pay My Rent! - GoFuckYourself.com

jollyperv · 04-29-2005, 06:11 PM

Ok, I've been poking around here for 4 years, figure I'd go ahead and use my one time announcement.

Times are tough! April's been a rough month here. Rent's coming up in 2 days.

I'm selling $5 custom gallery templates...right now, there are 3 variations...there will be more added in the next couple of days. You can choose any base color you want, and you get 1 custom graphic title, 1 custom line of graphic text and 1 piece of custom blinking text with each gallery you order.

Read more here, and get em' while they're hot!
http://www.dildobaggins.com/five-dollar-templates.html

(I know they aren't the best in the world, but they're only $5!

)

HollywoodChris · 04-30-2005, 08:49 AM

My old friend! for everyone that doesnt know Dave, I suggest you hit him up.

The quality of work is exceptional and I would know as he is the person that started me in this business back in 99.

Good luck bro! I'm hitting you up now to place an order.

Kidn Regards,
Chris Stewart

ratemysize · 04-30-2005, 09:12 AM

Good luck my friend.

mahoney · 04-30-2005, 09:13 AM

Sounds Like a Good deal

Nicky · 04-30-2005, 09:16 AM

you have been in this biz for 4 years, and you have to sell $5 gallery templates to afford the rent this month......need I say more....

HollywoodChris · 04-30-2005, 09:18 AM

Its still pretty early today man, I'm sure more business will come today!

-Cs

HollywoodChris · 04-30-2005, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

you have been in this biz for 4 years, and you have to sell $5 gallery templates to afford the rent this month......need I say more....

Nicky,
Never heard of you , curious what you do these days.
Let me know, maybe we can do some business together.

-Chris

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

you have been in this biz for 4 years, and you have to sell $5 gallery templates to afford the rent this month......need I say more....

Wrong. I've been in this business for 8 years. And online porn isn't the only thing I do. I'm in a band that tours the US all the time, it can be quite taxing on the bank account.

You are a Swedish prick.

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 09:44 AM

So Nicky, $5 means they're automatically shitty?
You fucking pencil dick.

Oh man, you've got almost 7,000 posts! You are alot cooler than I am, damn, shit!

THE REASON they are $5, douche bag, is that I hope to get a decent amount of webmasters ordering. How can you go wrong at that price?

It's what we Americans call a "Promo"

Prick.

LadyMischief · 04-30-2005, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

So Nicky, $5 means they're automatically shitty?
You fucking pencil dick.

Oh man, you've got almost 7,000 posts! You are alot cooler than I am, damn, shit!

THE REASON they are $5, douche bag, is that I hope to get a decent amount of webmasters ordering. How can you go wrong at that price?

It's what we Americans call a "Promo"

Prick.

Now THAT is advertising

Good luck on your promo man

jact · 04-30-2005, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

So Nicky, $5 means they're automatically shitty?
You fucking pencil dick.

Oh man, you've got almost 7,000 posts! You are alot cooler than I am, damn, shit!

THE REASON they are $5, douche bag, is that I hope to get a decent amount of webmasters ordering. How can you go wrong at that price?

It's what we Americans call a "Promo"

Prick.

Actually, it seems to work the cheaper you are, the fewer orders you'll get. I assumed that they'd suck when I saw the $5 special, and I looked, and they aren't exactly going to pull sales.. Most designers I know are booked solid charging a lot more then $5....

Not a shot, just an observation. Good luck making rent.

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 09:56 AM

Yeah, when I get some more time, I'm gonna make an actual nice portfolio page with some nicer galleries. That page was just thrown together, but I actually worked a good amount on the galleries. Sure, they're plain and simple, but plain and simple can sell just as good as the best graphic heavy galleries out there.

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 10:42 AM

Just filled one out with some content
http://www.dildobaggins.com/gal1/

jact · 04-30-2005, 10:48 AM

I own jollyperv.com, after you pay your rent, want to discuss a purchase? ;)

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 11:05 AM

I can't believe you bought that domain name.

LadyMischief · 04-30-2005, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

I can't believe you bought that domain name.

We've had it for ages.

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief

We've had it for ages.

Now I'm curious!

newbreed · 04-30-2005, 12:29 PM

just sent you an e-mail order

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed

just sent you an e-mail order

Thanks man, just e-mailed you back

Arousal Design · 04-30-2005, 12:56 PM

$5 galleries, i'm assuming your rent is at least 300-400 if you're living with a roommate, $800-900 if you're living on your own in a small apt in a small town...
1000+ in any metro area for a 1 room, so how many gallery orders do you need to fill before you can make rent?

Why not just up your quality, get $20/25 per gallery and do less work?

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arousal Design

$5 galleries, i'm assuming your rent is at least 300-400 if you're living with a roommate, $800-900 if you're living on your own in a small apt in a small town...
1000+ in any metro area for a 1 room, so how many gallery orders do you need to fill before you can make rent?

Why not just up your quality, get $20/25 per gallery and do less work?

Not enough time is really the only reason. I'm quite capable of making galleries that are way better than these, however I don't have the time at the moment to put them together. I still believe that these are great galleries and worth it for $5 a pop.

Within the next few weeks I plan on getting a real portfolio up with some better templates, including full tgp sites and free sites.

jollyperv · 04-30-2005, 01:43 PM

Thanks for the orders, everyone. I need more, more work!

jollyperv · 05-01-2005, 10:36 AM

One more quick bump for those working on Sunday.

Nicky · 05-01-2005, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

Wrong. I've been in this business for 8 years. And online porn isn't the only thing I do. I'm in a band that tours the US all the time, it can be quite taxing on the bank account.

You are a Swedish prick.

Cool that your in a band, so am I, I play guitar, what do you play?

Nicky · 05-01-2005, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

So Nicky, $5 means they're automatically shitty?
You fucking pencil dick.

Oh man, you've got almost 7,000 posts! You are alot cooler than I am, damn, shit!

THE REASON they are $5, douche bag, is that I hope to get a decent amount of webmasters ordering. How can you go wrong at that price?

It's what we Americans call a "Promo"

Prick.

Did I say they were shitty? I only thought it was a little comic that you have 8 years in biz and have to make such a sell out /promo to make the rent. No hard feelings man.

BTW, my dick is slightly bigger than a pencil

jollyperv · 05-01-2005, 10:51 AM

I'm a drummer, and I also record and produce all our stuff. It takes up so much of my fucking time, but it's what I love to do.

jollyperv · 05-01-2005, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

Did I say they were shitty? I only thought it was a little comic that you have 8 years in biz and have to make such a sell out /promo to make the rent. No hard feelings man.

BTW, my dick is slightly bigger than a pencil

It's cool man, no hard feelings here

Nicky · 05-01-2005, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

It's cool man, no hard feelings here

cool, I am accually pretty cool too

d00t · 05-01-2005, 11:05 AM

if i order 1,000 is that too many?

jollyperv · 05-01-2005, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d00t

if i order 1,000 is that too many?

I can do 1,000. No problem

Jim Neil · 05-01-2005, 11:42 AM

Just sent you an email

Dirty F · 05-01-2005, 11:42 AM

Jim Neil · 05-01-2005, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

hrmmm
whats up with this bird?
its the 2nd thread in 3 mins that has it.

dij · 05-01-2005, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Neil

hrmmm
whats up with this bird?
its the 2nd thread in 3 mins that has it.

he's just sooo amazing

jollyperv · 05-02-2005, 09:11 AM

Got some samples up:

Sample 1

Sample 2

Sample 3

QuaWee · 05-02-2005, 09:16 AM

I'll hit you up when I get home

QuaWee · 05-02-2005, 09:18 AM

forgot to ask, Would you accept epassporte as a form of payment?

jollyperv · 05-02-2005, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee

forgot to ask, Would you accept epassporte as a form of payment?

I don't have an account with epassporte, how long does it take for them to get one set up? Do they have to run any kind of approval?

Also, I don't have a credit card, don't you need one for an epassporte account? I do have a visa checkcard, so maybe that will work.

Hit me up.

Jim Neil · 05-02-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv

Ok, I've been poking around here for 4 years, figure I'd go ahead and use my one time announcement.

Times are tough! April's been a rough month here. Rent's coming up in 2 days.

I'm selling $5 custom gallery templates...right now, there are 3 variations...there will be more added in the next couple of days. You can choose any base color you want, and you get 1 custom graphic title, 1 custom line of graphic text and 1 piece of custom blinking text with each gallery you order.

Read more here, and get em' while they're hot!
http://www.dildobaggins.com/five-dollar-templates.html

(I know they aren't the best in the world, but they're only $5!

)

Got mine last night.
thanks for the quick turn around!

jollyperv · 05-02-2005, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Neil

Got mine last night.
thanks for the quick turn around!

No problem

Coming soon, Full Custom TGP designs for $50....
Hit me up [email protected] if you're interested, should have a sample up tonight sometime.

04-29-2005, 06:11 PM	#1
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	One Time Announcement : $5 Gallery Templates - Help Me Pay My Rent! Ok, I've been poking around here for 4 years, figure I'd go ahead and use my one time announcement. Times are tough! April's been a rough month here. Rent's coming up in 2 days. I'm selling $5 custom gallery templates...right now, there are 3 variations...there will be more added in the next couple of days. You can choose any base color you want, and you get 1 custom graphic title, 1 custom line of graphic text and 1 piece of custom blinking text with each gallery you order. Read more here, and get em' while they're hot! http://www.dildobaggins.com/five-dollar-templates.html (I know they aren't the best in the world, but they're only $5! )

04-30-2005, 09:12 AM	#3
ratemysize Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama - USA Posts: 141	Good luck my friend. __________________ Custom Gallery Designs.. Contact me! ICQ - 349907853

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04-30-2005, 08:49 AM	#2
HollywoodChris Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,282	My old friend! for everyone that doesnt know Dave, I suggest you hit him up. The quality of work is exceptional and I would know as he is the person that started me in this business back in 99. Good luck bro! I'm hitting you up now to place an order. Kidn Regards, Chris Stewart

04-30-2005, 09:18 AM	#6
HollywoodChris Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,282	Its still pretty early today man, I'm sure more business will come today! -Cs

04-30-2005, 09:44 AM	#9
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	So Nicky, $5 means they're automatically shitty? You fucking pencil dick. Oh man, you've got almost 7,000 posts! You are alot cooler than I am, damn, shit! THE REASON they are $5, douche bag, is that I hope to get a decent amount of webmasters ordering. How can you go wrong at that price? It's what we Americans call a "Promo" Prick.

04-30-2005, 09:56 AM	#12
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Yeah, when I get some more time, I'm gonna make an actual nice portfolio page with some nicer galleries. That page was just thrown together, but I actually worked a good amount on the galleries. Sure, they're plain and simple, but plain and simple can sell just as good as the best graphic heavy galleries out there.

04-30-2005, 10:42 AM	#13
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Just filled one out with some content http://www.dildobaggins.com/gal1/

04-30-2005, 11:05 AM	#15
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	I can't believe you bought that domain name.

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Arousal Design Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Connecticut. Posts: 1,358	$5 galleries, i'm assuming your rent is at least 300-400 if you're living with a roommate, $800-900 if you're living on your own in a small apt in a small town... 1000+ in any metro area for a 1 room, so how many gallery orders do you need to fill before you can make rent? Why not just up your quality, get $20/25 per gallery and do less work? __________________ Make Major Bank With Major Personality - NaughtyBank! Featuring NaughtyAllie and NaughtyJulie!

04-30-2005, 01:43 PM	#22
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Thanks for the orders, everyone. I need more, more work!

05-01-2005, 10:36 AM	#23
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	One more quick bump for those working on Sunday.

05-01-2005, 10:51 AM	#26
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	I'm a drummer, and I also record and produce all our stuff. It takes up so much of my fucking time, but it's what I love to do.

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d00t Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your mind Posts: 3,766	if i order 1,000 is that too many?

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05-02-2005, 09:11 AM	#35
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Got some samples up: Sample 1 Sample 2 Sample 3

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