One Time Announcement : $5 Gallery Templates - Help Me Pay My Rent!
 

Ok, I've been poking around here for 4 years, figure I'd go ahead and use my one time announcement.

Times are tough! April's been a rough month here. Rent's coming up in 2 days.

I'm selling $5 custom gallery templates...right now, there are 3 variations...there will be more added in the next couple of days. You can choose any base color you want, and you get 1 custom graphic title, 1 custom line of graphic text and 1 piece of custom blinking text with each gallery you order.

Read more here, and get em' while they're hot!
http://www.dildobaggins.com/five-dollar-templates.html

(I know they aren't the best in the world, but they're only $5! :winkwink: )

My old friend! for everyone that doesnt know Dave, I suggest you hit him up.

The quality of work is exceptional and I would know as he is the person that started me in this business back in 99.

Good luck bro! I'm hitting you up now to place an order.


Kidn Regards,
Chris Stewart

Good luck my friend.

Sounds Like a Good deal :thumbsup

you have been in this biz for 4 years, and you have to sell $5 gallery templates to afford the rent this month......need I say more....

Its still pretty early today man, I'm sure more business will come today!

-Cs

Nicky,
Never heard of you , curious what you do these days.
Let me know, maybe we can do some business together.


-Chris

Wrong. I've been in this business for 8 years. And online porn isn't the only thing I do. I'm in a band that tours the US all the time, it can be quite taxing on the bank account.

You are a Swedish prick.

So Nicky, $5 means they're automatically shitty?
You fucking pencil dick.

Oh man, you've got almost 7,000 posts! You are alot cooler than I am, damn, shit!

THE REASON they are $5, douche bag, is that I hope to get a decent amount of webmasters ordering. How can you go wrong at that price?

It's what we Americans call a "Promo"

Prick.

Now THAT is advertising :) Good luck on your promo man :)

Actually, it seems to work the cheaper you are, the fewer orders you'll get. I assumed that they'd suck when I saw the $5 special, and I looked, and they aren't exactly going to pull sales.. Most designers I know are booked solid charging a lot more then $5....

Not a shot, just an observation. Good luck making rent.

Yeah, when I get some more time, I'm gonna make an actual nice portfolio page with some nicer galleries. That page was just thrown together, but I actually worked a good amount on the galleries. Sure, they're plain and simple, but plain and simple can sell just as good as the best graphic heavy galleries out there.

Just filled one out with some content
http://www.dildobaggins.com/gal1/

I own jollyperv.com, after you pay your rent, want to discuss a purchase? ;)

I can't believe you bought that domain name.

We've had it for ages.

Now I'm curious!

just sent you an e-mail order :)

Thanks man, just e-mailed you back :thumbsup

$5 galleries, i'm assuming your rent is at least 300-400 if you're living with a roommate, $800-900 if you're living on your own in a small apt in a small town...
1000+ in any metro area for a 1 room, so how many gallery orders do you need to fill before you can make rent?

Why not just up your quality, get $20/25 per gallery and do less work?

Not enough time is really the only reason. I'm quite capable of making galleries that are way better than these, however I don't have the time at the moment to put them together. I still believe that these are great galleries and worth it for $5 a pop.

Within the next few weeks I plan on getting a real portfolio up with some better templates, including full tgp sites and free sites.

Thanks for the orders, everyone. I need more, more work!

One more quick bump for those working on Sunday.

Cool that your in a band, so am I, I play guitar, what do you play?

Did I say they were shitty? I only thought it was a little comic that you have 8 years in biz and have to make such a sell out /promo to make the rent. No hard feelings man.

BTW, my dick is slightly bigger than a pencil :winkwink:

I'm a drummer, and I also record and produce all our stuff. It takes up so much of my fucking time, but it's what I love to do.

It's cool man, no hard feelings here :thumbsup

cool, I am accually pretty cool too :pimp :pimp :1orglaugh

if i order 1,000 is that too many?

I can do 1,000. No problem :thumbsup

Just sent you an email :) :thumbsup

hrmmm
whats up with this bird?
its the 2nd thread in 3 mins that has it.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

he's just sooo amazing

Got some samples up:

Sample 1

Sample 2

Sample 3

I'll hit you up when I get home

forgot to ask, Would you accept epassporte as a form of payment?

I don't have an account with epassporte, how long does it take for them to get one set up? Do they have to run any kind of approval?

Also, I don't have a credit card, don't you need one for an epassporte account? I do have a visa checkcard, so maybe that will work.

Hit me up.

Got mine last night.
thanks for the quick turn around!

No problem :thumbsup

Coming soon, Full Custom TGP designs for $50....
Hit me up [email protected] if you're interested, should have a sample up tonight sometime.