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woj · 04-29-2005, 01:23 PM

50 sexual experiences...

BVF · 04-29-2005, 01:26 PM

when I fucked my now ex-wife after being in Navy bootcamp for nine weeks....I never came so hard in my life.

xclusive · 04-29-2005, 01:29 PM

Having sex with my wife and her sister

Odie · 04-29-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango

give us at least 1 - don't tease the grown men - please
you will notice that I used the 'magic' word

the magic words won't do you any good my Tango..;)

memories they are and shall remain to be had by me ;)

wtfent · 04-29-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by POV Porn guy

I met a girl (not a hooker) in an elevator and invited her to my room.

She was super fine, blonde, tan, 18 years old.

She came to my room, we started talking, then we started kissing, then we started fucking.

5 minutes from when we first laid eyes on each other we were fucking.

I still jerk off to that memory to this day.

I got a thousand more dirty true stories.

My Fiance thinks I should do a site with a bunch of re-enacted true dirty stories.

She jerks off to them alla time. And my site. What a girl.

Sounds like a Las Vegas escort. Are you sure you just werent really drunk and paid her?

swedguy · 04-29-2005, 03:17 PM

There are several, but this is the latest one.

It was at a public beach here in my town. We were tanning on top of one of the sand dunes. She was topless and I started playing around with her tits and a little after that she took out my dick and started playing with it.
On the dune next to us was another woman sitting, with another person hiding behind the bushes, it probably didn't know we didn't saw it (don't know if it was a her or a she). After enough fooling around she slipped her bikini to the side and I started fucking her from behind. There were quite a few people on the beach and the couple watching us and people walking on the path behind us.

I enjoyed it all the way to the end

jonpotz · 04-29-2005, 03:42 PM

going to puerto rico and meeting a bartender and some other people who were employed at the bar.

getting a bunch of liquor and having some kid I met steal a boat from the dock.

drove to a secluded island at around midnight maybe later in the stolen boat.

fucked in the water to some hot reggaeton tunes in the backround.

it was sexy.

didn't find out till the next day it was shark infested water. lol.

SleazyDream · 04-29-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by swedguy

There are several, but this is the latest one.

It was at a public beach here in my town. We were tanning on top of one of the sand dunes. She was topless and I started playing around with her tits and a little after that she took out my dick and started playing with it.
On the dune next to us was another woman sitting, with another person hiding behind the bushes, it probably didn't know we didn't saw it (don't know if it was a her or a she). After enough fooling around she slipped her bikini to the side and I started fucking her from behind. There were quite a few people on the beach and the couple watching us and people walking on the path behind us.

I enjoyed it all the way to the end

it sooo totally rocks to have people watching you

Choker · 04-29-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

it sooo totally rocks to have people watching you

Dude, you need to leave your fantasies where they belong, in your head. Do you really think anyone here thinks 3 people watched you fucking? The only people who would want to watch a 400 pound sack of lard fuck another 400 pound sack of lard would be someone fatter and grosser than you and that crack head whore you paid for. I mean get real dude. And all this talk from you about Viagra? LOL. So you talked your doctor into giving you a prescription so now you can jack off 5 times a day instead of 1. LOL. You are a fucking joke Burger Boy.

You really do need professional help.

Scott McD · 04-29-2005, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

http://www.bigfreesex.com/directory/...ol4/2/015.html

God damn

Snake Doctor · 04-29-2005, 06:25 PM

There was this one time.......at band camp.........

Wait, I'll save it for the Ambush Interview

SleazyDream · 04-29-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Dude, you need to leave your fantasies where they belong, in your head. Do you really think anyone here thinks 3 people watched you fucking? The only people who would want to watch a 400 pound sack of lard fuck another 400 pound sack of lard would be someone fatter and grosser than you and that crack head whore you paid for. I mean get real dude. And all this talk from you about Viagra? LOL. So you talked your doctor into giving you a prescription so now you can jack off 5 times a day instead of 1. LOL. You are a fucking joke Burger Boy.

You really do need professional help.

i'm 395 thank you very much

SleazyDream · 04-29-2005, 06:34 PM

hey choker, serious question - have you had sex (other than with yourself) since your wife left you?

SL|M! · 04-29-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

This might sound far fetched, but bear with me...

I almost got laid once. I swear.

dont worry, your day will come

mrthumbs · 04-29-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Dude, you need to leave your fantasies where they belong, in your head. Do you really think anyone here thinks 3 people watched you fucking? The only people who would want to watch a 400 pound sack of lard fuck another 400 pound sack of lard would be someone fatter and grosser than you and that crack head whore you paid for. I mean get real dude. And all this talk from you about Viagra? LOL. So you talked your doctor into giving you a prescription so now you can jack off 5 times a day instead of 1. LOL. You are a fucking joke Burger Boy.

You really do need professional help.

hahahah.. i have nothign against sleazy but i have to say youve got a point.. hahaha

SL|M! · 04-29-2005, 06:39 PM

Have a girl choke you when u cum, best shit ever!

escorpio · 04-29-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SL|M!

Have a girl choke you when u cum, best shit ever!

I'll have to try that. I've been maced and kicked in the balls, but never choked.

mrthumbs · 04-29-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'll have to try that. I've been maced and kicked in the balls, but never choked.

CaptainHowdy · 04-29-2005, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

did your friends look like this?

ahahahahahahahahaha!!...

bangman · 04-29-2005, 07:13 PM

We were both on 600mg+ MDMA in the middle of the woods smoking up.
One thing lead to another.
Now THAT....was something.

Happened when I was younger. I don't do that shit anymore.

Choker · 04-29-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

hey choker, serious question - have you had sex (other than with yourself) since your wife left you?

LOL, know who you remind me of now? Thefly. I am going to start calling you TheFly II. Why? Because all of GFY is witnessing your steady mental decline from sanity. You are so desperate for attention, so alone, so insecure, so desperate to be accepted by others that you have to make believe that your jacking off fantasies are real?

Dude, you can't even slam people like you used to. Your attempts to cut people down are pathetic. You come to GFY and post that you can't get a date then a month later you are such a stud that you have a audience while fucking? LOL. I have noticed how much attention you give to all these cam whores. They are the only girls in your life that will not tell you to fuck off when they see your picture. I'm going to stop fucking with you. You are TOO CLOSE to going over the edge.

SleazyDream · 04-29-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

LOL, know who you remind me of now? Thefly. I am going to start calling you TheFly II. Why? Because all of GFY is witnessing your steady mental decline from sanity. You are so desperate for attention, so alone, so insecure, so desperate to be accepted by others that you have to make believe that your jacking off fantasies are real?

Dude, you can't even slam people like you used to. Your attempts to cut people down are pathetic. You come to GFY and post that you can't get a date then a month later you are such a stud that you have a audience while fucking? LOL. I have noticed how much attention you give to all these cam whores. They are the only girls in your life that will not tell you to fuck off when they see your picture. I'm going to stop fucking with you. You are TOO CLOSE to going over the edge.

I've never been sane - I'm surprised you actually thought I was.

cam whores?

dude - you are seriously fucked up.
The VAST majority of cam girls are not whores - the ODD one is but it's RARE (and i don't see anything wrong with that either) - about 1/2 are swingers though, but you obviously don't have a clue about the dynamics of that lifestyle. I'm sorry you feel that way about soo many hard working people in this industry.

I wonder if you plan to tell every cam girl you meet in flordia that you think they are cam whores. Do you tell the cam girls that buy ads from you that you think they are cam whores?

you havn't answered my question - have you been laid since you wife dumped you? With all this pent up rage inside you I'm guessing no.

want me to buy you a hooker and have her sent to your house? might help release some of that tension....

Choker · 04-29-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I wonder if you plan to tell every cam girl you meet in flordia that you think they are cam whores.

I wonder if you will have the balls to tell me in Florida that my 12 year old will make a great pornstar.

I wonder if you will have the balls to say to ANYONES's face what your fat stubby fingers type here.

I wonder if you will call anyone a IDIOT in Florida like you do here.

The only reason you are being so nice on the boards lately is because you FINALLY realized that running your big fat mouth at people you do not even know can have serious repurcussions. I would be willing to bet that all those attacks on your servers were from people you tried to belittle for no reason. Tell me I'm wrong? So what happened to all those chinese bots that was tearing your site up? Bet you was pretty pissed when you found out it was not me. Dumbass

SleazyDream · 04-29-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

I wonder if you will have the balls to tell me in Florida that my 12 year old will make a great pornstar.

I wonder if you will have the balls to say to ANYONES's face what your fat stubby fingers type here.

I wonder if you will call anyone a IDIOT in Florida like you do here.

The only reason you are being so nice on the boards lately is because you FINALLY realized that running your big fat mouth at people you do not even know can have serious repurcussions. I would be willing to bet that all those attacks on your servers were from people you tried to belittle for no reason. Tell me I'm wrong? So what happened to all those chinese bots that was tearing your site up? Bet you was pretty pissed when you found out it was not me. Dumbass

i hope you're not making any more videos of your daughter for adult websites.

umm, how did you know it was chineese bots? interesting

you can wonder all you want - you'll find out in flordia, unless you can afford to goto a show before then.

you still havn't answered my question - have you had sex since your wife dumped you?

you're soo silly

seeric · 04-29-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

On 2 caps of E with some techno playing at my old apartment I had some wild times!

Drugs

hehe. mine goes somthin like that too.

Choker · 04-29-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i hope you're not making any more videos of your daughter for adult websites.

Typical trash talk from a real piece of shit. So posting urls to flicks of kids shooting machine guns turns into "MAKING MORE VIDEOS OF YOUR DAUGHTER FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR ADULT WEBSITES.

You twist shit so much it is pathetic. How anyone can say "Sleazy is a good guy" is a total fucking idiot. You are bottom scum Sleazy. Anyone reading this that does not realize now is a total dumbass.

SleazyDream · 04-29-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Typical trash talk from a real piece of shit. So posting urls to flicks of kids shooting machine guns turns into "MAKING MORE VIDEOS OF YOUR DAUGHTER FOR FOR FOR FOR FOR ADULT WEBSITES.

You twist shit so much it is pathetic. How anyone can say "Sleazy is a good guy" is a total fucking idiot. You are bottom scum Sleazy. Anyone reading this that does not realize now is a total dumbass.

ummm, you DID post videos of a 12 year old girl to an adult website. Seriously - that's EXACTLY what you did. There's no other way to define it. You might think in your mind there's some higher noble way to define what you did, but the nuts and bolts of it is you posted video of your 12 year old daughter to an adult website.

and you still havn't answered my question - but that's typical of you - unless you're in controll you don't play - very trailer parkish. i answer your questions - but you don't have the curtiosy of answering mine.

have you had sex since your wife left you?

Peter Romero · 04-30-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by wtfent

Sounds like a Las Vegas escort. Are you sure you just werent really drunk and paid her?

How could I pay her? I was a broke actor before I got into porn. And I was sober 9 months at the time.

QuaWee · 04-30-2005, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

did your friends look like this?

More Booze · 04-30-2005, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

did your friends look like this?

No, like this

QuaWee · 04-30-2005, 12:15 AM

lol, now that is just wrong

boner 2.0 · 04-30-2005, 12:28 AM

shitty, that flix is disturbing

VeriSexy · 04-30-2005, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

did your friends look like this?

LMAO can't stop laughing

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04-29-2005, 03:42 PM	#57
jonpotz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 960	going to puerto rico and meeting a bartender and some other people who were employed at the bar. getting a bunch of liquor and having some kid I met steal a boat from the dock. drove to a secluded island at around midnight maybe later in the stolen boat. fucked in the water to some hot reggaeton tunes in the backround. it was sexy. didn't find out till the next day it was shark infested water. lol.

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