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SmokeyTheBear · 04-26-2005, 11:03 AM

LOL some old people must think i'm the devil.

Although i admit it prob wasnt the best scenario..

Yesterday some friends of mine got together on my boat for some fishing/food/sun , and we pulled in to a dock to get some more beer , and found out the store was a few miles away. So me and my friend and his daughter ( 16 years old ) decide to hike to the store for some beer and stuff.

I have some scuba gear on the boat and everyone wants to go , but i usually have vaseline on board to help get the suits on *(keep you warm ) but i had ran out..

So anyways my buddy uses the washroom while his daughter and i go into the store.. ( his daughter is wearing a tight bikini btw )

They are out of the large vaseline jars , and they only had those small ones. So i end up getting quite a few ( like 6 or so ).

So anyways we go to the checkout and i'm all sweaty and hot from walking and we are in line and the old ladies are behind us when i notice them staring at me..

Then i look down... ok i have my fly down on my jeans ( thats the first bad ) the i look at the checkout girl and she is sort of snickering.. We have 12 pack of beer , 6 small vaseline jars and a bunch of bananas. An old guy and a teenage girl.. LOL they must have thought i was so evil..

I tried to think of something to say , but couldnt think of anything.

mardigras · 04-26-2005, 11:06 AM

You should have just smiled politely, winked at the cashier and said, "Doesn't everyone?"

dirtysouth · 04-26-2005, 11:08 AM

Classic!

SmokeyTheBear · 04-26-2005, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

You should have just smiled politely, winked at the cashier and said, "Doesn't everyone?"

as she hits the silent alarm button under the till ...

Phoenix · 04-26-2005, 11:11 AM

haha awesome..would have been grea if you had said something to make them all burts out laughing

chupachups · 04-26-2005, 11:14 AM

+

How perverted!

Spudman · 04-26-2005, 11:16 AM

thats funny as hell, it was probabily better not saying anything so their imaginations can conjure up some madness lol

SmokeyTheBear · 04-26-2005, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

haha awesome..would have been grea if you had said something to make them all burts out laughing

I was trying to , but i was afraid i might dig myself deeper.

The clerk knew , but the old ladies were shocked , like they were being robbed or something..

SmokeyTheBear · 04-26-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chupachups

+

How perverted!

lol

2HousePlague · 04-26-2005, 11:17 AM

There's probably a town meeting scheduled today to figure out whether they might need some new laws on the books --

j-

Chio The Pirate · 04-26-2005, 11:18 AM

YARGH!

That's classic.

Scott McD · 04-26-2005, 11:19 AM

LOL !!!!

escorpio · 04-26-2005, 12:20 PM

You should have told them you're having a party and they're invited.

sickkittens · 04-26-2005, 12:22 PM

You should have asked them if they sold plungers.

nofx · 04-26-2005, 12:31 PM

what kind of beer did you have? hopefully it wasnt a light beer...

Furious_Female · 04-26-2005, 02:03 PM

04-26-2005, 11:03 AM	#1
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	I AM the DEVIL LOL some old people must think i'm the devil. Although i admit it prob wasnt the best scenario.. Yesterday some friends of mine got together on my boat for some fishing/food/sun , and we pulled in to a dock to get some more beer , and found out the store was a few miles away. So me and my friend and his daughter ( 16 years old ) decide to hike to the store for some beer and stuff. I have some scuba gear on the boat and everyone wants to go , but i usually have vaseline on board to help get the suits on *(keep you warm ) but i had ran out.. So anyways my buddy uses the washroom while his daughter and i go into the store.. ( his daughter is wearing a tight bikini btw ) They are out of the large vaseline jars , and they only had those small ones. So i end up getting quite a few ( like 6 or so ). So anyways we go to the checkout and i'm all sweaty and hot from walking and we are in line and the old ladies are behind us when i notice them staring at me.. Then i look down... ok i have my fly down on my jeans ( thats the first bad ) the i look at the checkout girl and she is sort of snickering.. We have 12 pack of beer , 6 small vaseline jars and a bunch of bananas. An old guy and a teenage girl.. LOL they must have thought i was so evil.. I tried to think of something to say , but couldnt think of anything. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-26-2005, 11:06 AM	#2
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