I AM the DEVIL
 

LOL some old people must think i'm the devil.

Although i admit it prob wasnt the best scenario..

Yesterday some friends of mine got together on my boat for some fishing/food/sun , and we pulled in to a dock to get some more beer , and found out the store was a few miles away. So me and my friend and his daughter ( 16 years old ) decide to hike to the store for some beer and stuff.

I have some scuba gear on the boat and everyone wants to go , but i usually have vaseline on board to help get the suits on *(keep you warm ) but i had ran out..

So anyways my buddy uses the washroom while his daughter and i go into the store.. ( his daughter is wearing a tight bikini btw )

They are out of the large vaseline jars , and they only had those small ones. So i end up getting quite a few ( like 6 or so ).

So anyways we go to the checkout and i'm all sweaty and hot from walking and we are in line and the old ladies are behind us when i notice them staring at me..

Then i look down... ok i have my fly down on my jeans ( thats the first bad ) the i look at the checkout girl and she is sort of snickering.. We have 12 pack of beer , 6 small vaseline jars and a bunch of bananas. An old guy and a teenage girl.. LOL they must have thought i was so evil..

I tried to think of something to say , but couldnt think of anything. :1orglaugh

You should have just smiled politely, winked at the cashier and said, "Doesn't everyone?" :upsidedow

Classic! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh as she hits the silent alarm button under the till ...

haha awesome..would have been grea if you had said something to make them all burts out laughing

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How perverted! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats funny as hell, it was probabily better not saying anything so their imaginations can conjure up some madness lol :1orglaugh

I was trying to , but i was afraid i might dig myself deeper. :1orglaugh

The clerk knew , but the old ladies were shocked , like they were being robbed or something..

lol :1orglaugh :thumbsup

There's probably a town meeting scheduled today to figure out whether they might need some new laws on the books -- :1orglaugh


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YARGH! :1orglaugh That's classic.

LOL !!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You should have told them you're having a party and they're invited.

You should have asked them if they sold plungers.

what kind of beer did you have? hopefully it wasnt a light beer...

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